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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, passionate, politically engaged nerd, which maps closely onto Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re explicitly principled and leftist, calling out injustice and fascism, for example when they react to US repression and cops using the Punisher logo: “having a Bad Time here today bc one post is a man getting killed by the us nazi secret police…” and “seeing all those bastard cops w the punisher logo feels rly awful”. They also have a precise, pedantic streak about language and dynamics, very Lisa-coded, like when they complain about people mixing up kink terms: “if i see one more person use 'switch' and 'verse' interchangeably i'm gonna stab myself in the eye w a fork…”. At the same time, they’re deeply fannish, artsy, and introspective, talking seriously about fic structure and tags: “reading an abo mpreg mattfrank fic rn… the writing is rly good… but i can't stop thinking abt how much more interesting it would be if they considered abortion” and “looking for comments and bookmarks is good but it's still not the best. good summaries… mean the fic will be a banger 9/10 times”. Their mix of righteous anger, earnest ethics (BLM, Free Palestine), intense niche interests, and overthinking everything fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic or apathetic family members.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they interact constantly with fandom, commissions, and mutuals, openly sharing personal life and asking for engagement, e.g. “okay starting tomorrow i'm back at drawing and posting wips and stuff even if it's the end of me. if anyone's down, qrt ur fave #wip for me to get back to!” and “guys gimme y'all's tumblrs pls. my day is empty and it feels so weird”. They’re strongly Intuitive, focusing on concepts, ships, dynamics, and hypotheticals more than concrete day‑to‑day detail, like “priest frank singing hellfire bc demon matt is tempting him” and meta about fic structure such as “the best part abt latam concerts are the unofficial sellers outside the venues ngl.”. Their style is very Thinking‑leaning: they dissect definitions and dynamics bluntly, e.g. “Dom/sub is abt power dynamics. top/bottom is who fucks and who gets fucked. doesn't even have anything to do w positioning.” and critique AI or fandom behavior in a combative, analytical tone like “so it's fuck ai until its making u money by a bot acc in fandom?”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: they embrace chaos, spontaneity, and changing interests—“christ i'm a little too high rn save me 😭”, “might delete later but my ass looked good”, and their on‑the‑fly fic and ship ideas show flexibility rather than structured planning. Overall, the mix of high verbal/social energy, idea‑driven fandom engagement, argumentative clarity, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENTP best.

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30+ FTM artist yelling about Matt Murdock, Frank Castle & politics from Colombia. EN/ES. Once got a migraine before coffee and still finished a comm.– @ghostdroids_

Your signature cocktail
Smoky mezcal stands in for their intense, ride-or-die fandom brainrot and Latam roots, the same chaotic devotion powering all those mattfrank posts like “this is mattfrank to me btw” and “MATTFRANK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”. The espresso liqueur is for the sleepless AO3/tumblr scroller who lives for fic tags and ship discourse, as seen in “looking for comments and bookmarks is good but it's still not the best” and “i think my fave rag to read is 'crack treated seriously' for aus”. Chili dark chocolate syrup captures their horny, dramatic thirst and kink-literacy, from “i need 7 mins alone w him in a closet” to “Dom/sub is abt power dynamics. top/bottom is who fucks and who gets fucked.”. The lime slice is their sharp political bite and gallows humor, cutting through heaviness when they talk about cops and fascism like “seeing all those bastard cops w the punisher logo feels rly awful” and “look what happens when u tolerate intolerance”. Finally, the black sea salt rim nods to the literal pain and drama of their life—migraine days and being “a little too high”—in posts like “wakes up, immediately gets a migraine aura . cool .” and “christ i'm a little too high rn save me 😭”, giving the drink a goth, piratey edge worthy of their bio and flag emojis.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently foreground courage and moral conviction in ways that are very Gryffindor-coded. Politically, they’re outspoken and uncompromising, e.g. calling out cops using the Punisher logo as “bastard cops” and saying it “feels rly awful” in “seeing all those bastard cops w the punisher logo feels rly awful”, and criticizing liberals for handwringing about “violence is never the answer” with “look what happens when u tolerate intolerance”. They display a readiness to jump into discourse with sharp, morally-charged takes, like the fork-in-the-eye threat over people misusing kink terminology in “if i see one more person use 'switch' and 'verse' interchangeably i'm gonna stab myself in the eye w a fork”, which shows impulsive, fiery reactions rather than detached analysis. There’s a strong protective streak, both politically (BLM, Free Palestine in bio) and socially, as when they critique unsafe dom behavior and urge subs to protect themselves in “i NEVER play with a dom that clearly feels entitled to me… that's just a recipe for disaster and someone not listening to my safeword”. Even their fandom engagement feels bold, going all-in on intense, angsty scenarios like “priest frank singing hellfire bc demon matt is tempting him” in “priest frank singing hellfire bc demon matt is tempting him”, reflecting a taste for dramatic, high-stakes emotional conflict that fits Gryffindor’s flair for the epic. While they show creativity and hard work as an artist relying on commissions, the dominant tone is brave, confrontational, and values-driven, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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Their timeline is loud, irreverent, and hyper-fixated in a very MCR way, which fits the chaotic, rebellious energy of Na Na Na. They openly crave deep-dive fandom analysis, saying they “lowkey want a wendigoon 5 hour long video talking abt all the new mcr lore that's coming out w the tours” “lowkey want a wendigoon 5 hour long video talking abt all the new mcr lore that's coming out w the tours”, showing how much the band’s mythos means to them. Their politics and anger at injustice—like reacting to U.S. state violence and cops with Punisher logos “having a Bad Time here today bc one post is a man getting killed by the us nazi secret police…” and “seeing all those bastard cops w the punisher logo feels rly awful”—mirror the song’s anti-authoritarian streak. At the same time, their dramatic, self-aware flair in fandom (“MORE OF THE HUSBANDS IS OUT TODAY.” “MORE OF THE HUSBANDS IS OUT TODAY. ”) and horny, over-the-top thirst posts “i need 7 mins alone w him in a closet” embody the overcaffeinated, maximalist vibe of the track. Overall, Na Na Na captures their mix of queer fandom intensity, political rage, and gleeful chaos better than almost any other song.

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