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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very Lisa-coded teenager: smart, politically aware, and a bit anxious but hopeful. Like Lisa, they care about social issues and aren't shy about challenging bad arguments, e.g. debating gun laws and pointing out the UK’s school shooting record in “got in an argument with someone in a comment section coz they said gun laws in the UK just made ordinary people defenless…”. Their combination of academic ability and self-doubt is peak Lisa: they mention an average GCSE grade of 9 but say “I could not feel less confident about A Levels 😭”. The artsy side also fits her—photography, origami cranes in [“#mcsrtwtselfieday do u guys like my origami cranes :]”](https://x.com/ghostgecko08/status/2012249142299406419), sewing, and a love for story-driven games like Celeste and Night in the Woods. Finally, their wry, slightly weary sense of humour about politics and culture—mocking reactionary takes in tweets like “White Yorkshire woman discovers Britain is a multicultural country 😭”—is exactly the kind of sardonic commentary Lisa would have if she had a Twitter account.

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They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online (Celeste, Cult of the Lamb, photography, sewing), and their social commentary is from the sidelines rather than about big in-person friend groups, e.g. editing photos alone with boba in “editing photos from Megacon London :D with boba :D really fun day shoutout loads of cool peaple I met :D” still centers on their own little bubble. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N), often jumping to abstract or conceptual angles, like turning a broken bracelet into a metaphor in “taking it as a sign as hope from the universe that the 'we are doomed' Los Campesinos bracelet snapped and left the 'we are beautiful' one” or overanalyzing language and wording in “why was FUN the adjective of choice”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): they get upset by racism and xenophobia in “twitch chat don't be racist towards south Asians challenge. like jesus christ do y'all never go outside??” and mock bigotry or ignorance about multiculturalism in “White Yorkshire woman discovers Britain is a multicultural country 😭 God forbid interracial couples exist remotely within lyncey from Yorkshire's view”, prioritizing values and empathy over detached analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they describe themselves stumbling and improvising through projects and study, like anxiety over A levels despite high grades in “for my average gcse grade being 9 (high A*), I could not feel less confident about A Levels 😭” and repeatedly changing or procrastinating sewing plans in “updated plan coz I keep finding more blue/silver shit 😋 (also I sewed the ribbons and cloud)” and “dreading the actual sewing part but here's the plan”. This mix of introspective, values-driven, slightly chaotic creativity is most consistent with INFP.

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17 • London-based student & photographer. Once Googled drag force and got drag queens. MCSR, Celeste & Night in the Woods brainrot. Any pronouns.– @ghostgecko08

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The London dry gin is for their very British, very online vibe – from laughing at people scared of London to commentary on UK politics, like “this is genuinely hilarious to me (as a Londoner who considers London a safe place to live)” and “a literal member of Parliament doesn't know what nationality is LOL”. Earl Grey syrup brings cozy, studious energy for the nerdy, slightly overachiever side who got an average GCSE grade 9 yet still worries, as in “for my average gcse grade being 9 (high A*), I could not feel less confident about A Levels 😭”. Blue curaçao nods to their love of blue/silver aesthetics and crafting, like “updated plan coz I keep finding more blue/silver shit 😋 (also I sewed the ribbons and cloud)”, while also matching their bright, chaotic MCSR/fandom energy. The sharp lemon juice gives a tart, slightly salty edge for their dry humour and political/media skepticism, seen in “valid, but if u base ur perception of this country on what The Sun says we really must be on a another level of fucked”. Finally, the soft aquafaba/egg-white foam with silver sprinkles mirrors their gentle, crafty seal-loving side – from sewing and origami cranes to seal pin cushions like “using seals as pin cushions to sew yet more seals” – and evokes their love of Longest Night, as in “happy longest night anyone else playing longest night on longest night”, turning the drink into a dreamy, starry-night sour.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a love of learning and analytical thinking, often turning everyday situations into puzzles to solve or concepts to understand. For example, they literally google physics terms for fun and are amused when it backfires: “today I googled drag like drag force on an object moving through a fluid and just got images of drag queens”. Their academic focus is strong and slightly perfectionistic – they mention an average GCSE grade of 9 and still overanalyze their A-level prospects: “for my average gcse grade being 9 (high A*), I could not feel less confident about A Levels 😭”. They also like to pick apart arguments and misinformation in detail, such as debating UK gun laws and pointing to data: “I pointed out we haven't had a single school shooting since 1996”. Even in fandom spaces they approach things with a kind of meta-wit and observation, like overthinking transit systems and media takes: “non londoners don't seem to realise that an eight minute wait at the wrong time of day will mean that half the time you will not be able to get on said train”. The blend of intellectual curiosity, self-aware overthinking, and dry observational humor is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song is You! Me! Dancing! by Los Campesinos!, because it captures a mix of queer joy, awkwardness, and hyper-online indie energy that matches their vibe. They literally reference the band in a hopeful way, taking their snapped bracelet as a sign that “the 'we are doomed' Los Campesinos bracelet snapped and left the 'we are beautiful' one”, which lines up perfectly with the song’s anxious-optimistic tone. Their bio and posts show them as a queer, artsy, slightly self-deprecating teen who loves photography, indie games, and internet culture — for example calling themselves an “Amateur Photographer 📸🦭 MCSR fan!!” and joking about being “gay and a midwest emo fan”. The song’s themes of overthinking, social anxiety, and still wanting to dance through it all fit tweets like them overanalyzing voice messages and social interactions, e.g. “how am I supposed to spend 20 minutes overthinking my response if I don't know what it's about till I open the chat”. Overall, it’s upbeat, wordy, and a little chaotic in the same way their timeline is — hopeful, funny, and very online.

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