Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culturally literate: Shows deep familiarity with anime, VNs, games, politics, and internet culture, e.g. nuanced takes on mahou shoujo in “pessoa que leu 5 mahou shoujo…” and references to Utena, Touhou, Yoko Taro, Project Moon, etc.
- Self‑aware humor: Frequently makes self-deprecating or self-inserting jokes, like comparing wearing a suit to Yakuza NPCs in “usei terno a primeira vez na vida…” and admitting to being the target audience in “eu sou o publico alvo”.
- Critical thinker: Regularly critiques media and fandom dynamics with specific reasoning, e.g. analysis of FLCL sequel missing the coming-of-age core in “a sequel de flcl não entendeu…” or complaining about shallow villains in RPGs in “essa preocupação com 'o vilão tem argumentos muito bons…'”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent engagement with hobbies—Yu-Gi-Oh, Touhou, JRPGs, MMOs—like in “se eu tivesse 1 real pra cada gacha…” and in-depth comments on Project Moon in “a project moon é a única empresa…”.
- Dark wit: Uses sharp, gallows humor to frame frustrations and politics, as in “eu quero nascer com um tumor…” and geopolitical jokes in “a mossad vai matar todos os geologos do brasil…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses slurs and insults toward groups and individuals, e.g. calling people “retardado fã de shonen seasonal” in “gosto muito como toda discussão sobre isso…” and harsh “devia se matar” rhetoric in “quem acha o rien ruim…”.
- Aggressive hyperbole: Often escalates criticism into violent or extreme imagery, like suggesting devs be sent to war in “isso não funciona com fear and hunger…” or “MATEM TODOS OS 'ATLETAS' DE E SPORT…” in this tweet.
- Cynical worldview: Many posts express pessimism about society, politics, and people, such as “acabou tudo nessa porra” and the bleak reincarnation rant in “eu quero nascer com um tumor…”.
- Elitist gatekeeping: Frames taste and experience as purity tests, e.g. telling people who dislike a character to “devia se matar por ser um turista” in “quem acha o rien ruim…” and mocking fans who “nunca jogou um touhou” in “agora que eu to jogando touhou…”.
- Desensitized edginess: Regularly mixes rape, suicide, fascism, and genocide jokes into casual commentary, like the Epstein/FNAF post in “'epstein goonava pra porno sfm futanari…'” and graphic “arte” rant in “a arte (retardado estuprando galinhas) deve confortar…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had grown up extremely online, black‑pilled and steeped in niche media. Like Lisa, they are intellectual and media-obsessed, constantly dissecting games, anime and literature, e.g. enthusing about structure and references in a game: “amo esse jogo o vilão é o maior larper de todos os tempos que fica quotando a divina comedia a cada 30 segundos e a própria historia é estruturada como a jornada do dante”. There’s also Lisa-like academic stress and self-awareness about studying and college life, such as complaining about university and last-minute cramming: “faculdade volta amanha nao da vei” and “fiz tudo que era humanamente possível (estudei faltando um dia pra prova)”. Their political and social commentary, often cynical and cutting—like criticizing evangelical power or woke/identity discourse—echoes Lisa’s moral and political preoccupations, just filtered through a far more jaded lens: “a base eleitoral dele dele é o neopentencostal goyslave ele não pode atacar os mestres dele” and “pessoas trans enchendo o saco de não binários como se elas não estivem a um presidente evangélico ... de ficar sem DIY de farmacia e mandado pra campo de concentração”. Finally, their mixture of genuine passion for niche art/games and contempt for ‘tourists’ and shallow takes—like in “quem acha o rien ruim ou acha ele so 'funny roland larp' não jogou lor e devia se matar por ser um turista”—fits Lisa’s combination of elitism, intensity, and feeling out of place, reimagined in a much harsher, internet-poisoned world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as an introvert (I) who lives mostly in their own media/anime/gaming world rather than in social scenes: they talk about solitary hobbies like reading Mishima and playing Touhou, Yu-Gi-Oh formats, MMOs, etc., and their personal-life posts are low-key and self-contained, like “usei terno a primeira vez na vida e fiquei muito feio mas eu não me deixei abalar…” and “faculdade volta amanha nao da vei”, not about parties or big friend groups. Their style is strongly intuitive (N): they constantly jump to abstractions, meta and patterns, e.g. turning games and pop culture into wider takes on capitalism, geopolitics and religion like “the raped right + pobre ganhando em dólar pra fazer ragebait e ser grifter + judeus que vieram ajudar nas limpezas de brumadinho se espalharam por todo território nacional e estão nos espionando + evangelização em massa de analfabetos + brizola não foi presidente” or the riff about Epstein inventing videogame censorship to keep culture war going: “se investigar mais vao descobrir que o epstein inventou a censura nos video games pra deixar os chuds e os libtards brigando…”. They are clearly thinking (T)-leaning in how they argue: their tone is cutting and analytical, dismissing others as “retardado fã de shonen seasonal” or saying “quem acha o rien ruim … devia se matar por ser um turista”, and they dissect media structure (e.g. FLCL as male coming-of-age and why the sequel misses the thematic point) in “a sequel de flcl não entendeu que o anime é um coming of age masculino…” more than they appeal to harmony or kindness. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern fit perceiving (P) more than judging: they joke about procrastination and last‑minute studying in “fiz tudo que era humanamente possível (estudei faltando um dia pra prova)”, bounce between tons of games/anime and shifting obsessions (Runescape, Limbus, Touhou, Yu‑Gi‑Oh, gachas) rather than presenting a structured, planned persona, and they celebrate wandering field trips in geology with a spontaneous, go‑with‑the‑flow tone in “to no curso certo eu nasci pra viajar 2 horas de ônibus… pra ver um afloramento por 20minutos…”. Overall, this mix of introverted, hyper-analytical, abstract and improvisational behavior aligns best with INTP rather than a more organized NTJ type or a socially-driven FP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever go to an arcade together and all I find is Diablo instead of KOF 2002 infinite special, I’ll accept my fate—as long as you’re the broken top-tier character on my side of the screen.
- You reading Mishima, playing Touhou, flaming limbus gacha AND studying geology is crazy… are you sure you’re not just a Project Moon character whose EGO gift is making me terminally attracted?
- You said the world was too cruel to *her*—let me be the guy who makes sure it’s at least slightly less cruel to the geologist who walks 3 hours in the bush just to see an outcrop and smoke a cigarette.
- Forget Epstein inventing censorship in videogames; I think he invented how impossible it is to debate you when I’m too busy wondering how to ask you out without sounding like a seasonal shonen fan who only read One Piece.
- You said you were born to spend hours on a bus, hike to an outcrop for 20 minutes, take notes and smoke—let’s upgrade the strat: same routine, but afterwards we go home, play some boomer shooters and you explain to me, very patiently, why Mahou Shoujo Site is secretly a masterpiece.
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Geology student who hikes to outcrops for fun, complains about JRPGs for sport, and once wore a suit just to role‑play a Yakuza NPC on campus.– @ghostie_zoe
Your signature cocktail
Violet Patch Goyslop Negroni
The violet-infused gin nods to their bio about messages in violet and the oddly romantic melancholy of their timeline, like “the message has already been said through patches of violet geologia ♡ @capfavs ♡”. Cynar brings a bitter, earthy note, mirroring their cynical media takes such as “a project moon é a única empresa que consegue se safar fazendo a sequencia de um jogo singleplayer ser um gacha ruim”. The espresso shot matches their hyper-online, overcaffeinated rant energy in posts like “calma ai um youtuber de opinião anime subcelebridade mentalmente capacitado com fãs retardados opinando sobre utena por vez , sem bagunça 🚫🛑”. A few drops of chili tincture capture the aggressive, incendiary edge of tweets such as “MATEM TODOS OS 'ATLETAS' DE E SPORT, RAPPERS DE ANIME, STREAMERS E YOUTUBERS GEEK COM MAIS DE 10K DE INSCRITOS”. Finally, the lemon twist adds a sharp, bright sarcasm on top, like when they roast fandoms and games with lines such as “o yoko taro genuinamente acha que merece viver”. This drink is strong, bitter-sweet, and a little unhinged—exactly the vibe of someone who says “eu sou o publico alvo” while doomscrolling geologia memes and gacha drama.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with analytical media criticism and niche knowledge flexes rather than appeals to virtue or ambition, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They repeatedly dive into structural analysis of games and narrative, e.g. dissecting FLCL’s coming-of-age framing and its sequel’s failure in “a sequel de flcl não entendeu que o anime é um coming of age masculino…” and contrasting good vs. bad RPG writing in “essa preocupação com 'o vilão tem argumentos muito bons vixi' gera rpgs bosta tipo outer worlds…”. There’s a clear love of pattern-finding and meta-observation across media, as in the layered take on Mahou Shoujo Site’s quality curve in “pessoa que leu 5 mahou shoujo… pessoa que leu todos mahou shoujo: mahou shoujo site é uma obra prima” and the self-aware joke about gacha tropes in “se eu tivesse 1 real pra cada gacha que teve um patch em 2025 sobre vampiros matando pessoas dentro de um trem…”. They also show academic/technical engagement with geology and fieldwork, proudly describing their routine in “to no curso certo eu nasci pra viajar 2 horas de ônibus… ver um afloramento por 20minutos anotar 2 paginas de informação…”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of learning more than Hufflepuff-style soft-heartedness. Even the way they use layered irony and references (Epstein conspiracy riffs, Jung vs. Freud in “nao vou dar play mas a resposta certa é jung”, deep cuts about Project Moon and Limbus Company) points to someone who enjoys being intellectually and culturally over-informed rather than driven by pure loyalty (Hufflepuff) or careerist ambition (Slytherin). Their tone is caustic and darkly humorous, but the consistent throughline is curiosity and critical thinking; that makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits Zoe because it’s dense, cynical, and swings between sardonic humor and apocalyptic dread in the same way her timeline does. She constantly mixes political paranoia, conspiracies and dark jokes, like when she posts about Epstein and media manipulation: “se investigar mais vao descobrir que o epstein inventou a censura nos video games pra deixar os chuds e os libtards brigando sobre uma calcinha 3d e deixar o debate impossível” and “o chomsky na ilha do epstein”. The track’s sense of moral and social collapse mirrors her posts about Brazil’s politics and evangelical power, such as “a base eleitoral dele dele é o neopentencostal goyslave ele não pode atacar os mestres dele” and “pessoas trans enchendo o saco de não binários como se elas não estivem a um presidente evangélico ... de ficar sem DIY de farmacia e mandado pra campo de concentração no interior de goias pra colher pequi”. The song’s fragmented, overloaded structure also parallels how she ricochets between games, anime, geopolitics and existential jokes, for example “the raped right + pobre ganhando em dólar pra fazer ragebait e ser grifter + judeus que vieram ajudar nas limpezas de brumadinho se espalharam por todo território nacional e estão nos espionando + evangelização em massa de analfabetos + brizola não foi presidente”. Finally, the underlying exhaustion and alienation in the song suits someone who can say both “acabou tudo nessa porra” and still gush passionately about niche games and manga, like “amo esse jogo o vilão é o maior larper de todos os tempos que fica quotando a divina comedia a cada 30 segundos”.
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