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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Transparent: They post raw, unfiltered feelings and medical/body updates (e.g., 'update it hurts so bad' and 'i want to be loved and adored'), which makes their emotional state obvious to followers.
- Creative: They cultivate a strong, memorable aesthetic — calling themself 'vampiric' and planning 'a vampyre w glittery blood' — which shows artistic imagination.
- Persistent: Their repeated attempts at body modification ('attempt number 1736278172') and ongoing tracking of BMI ('im barely bmi 15s ... 15.9') show a tenacious, relentless focus.
- Community-savvy: They know and use niche tags and spaces like '#shedtwt #edtwt #shtwt' and ask followers for 'gimmicks', indicating social fluency in specific online circles.
- Self-aware: They explicitly acknowledge motives and effects — 'one of my main reasons for cutting is twitter attention' — which signals introspection about their behaviour.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent posts about cutting, purging, attempting to amputate a finger, and fantasizing about suicide (e.g., 'i fantasize abt jumping off a bridge every day') show serious self-harm behavior.
- Attention-dependence: They admit 'one of my main reasons for cutting is twitter attention' and constantly solicit responses with 'send gimmicks im bored', signaling reliance on external validation.
- Obsessive: Repeated fixation on body metrics and procedures ('bmi 15s', 'how much weight do i have to lose', repeated amputation attempts) suggests rigid, harmful obsessions.
- Alienated: They repeatedly describe being ostracized from support spaces and feeling alone ('no one wanted me when i was big and no one wants me now'), which undermines help-seeking.
- Impulsive: Impulsive dangerous actions and plans (e.g., 'cut off circulation ... cut it off with a boxcutter blade') reveal a readiness to act without safety.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best Simpsons parallel: impulsive, attention-seeking, often self-sabotaging but undeniably charismatic, which matches Azrael's public cries for engagement ('send gimmicks im bored' and 'so many people are following me i cant keep up'). Bart's tendency to provoke and perform for an audience echoes Azrael's public performances of pain and theatrical identity; both are teenagers who test boundaries and broadcast it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits well: they display introverted feeling — strong inward values and self-judgment — in lines like 'only i am irredeemable and beyond help' and 'i want to be loved and adored', showing deep internal emotional life. Their intuitive, idealistic side appears in the theatrical 'vampiric' persona and poetic phrasings. Feeling over thinking is clear from emotive posts ('i fantasize abt jumping off a bridge every day') rather than analytical distancing. Perceiving shows through impulsive attempts, shifting plans and open-ended ruminations ('attempt number 1736278172', 'im gonna try removing my finger again'). Their communication is expressive and confessional rather than structured or decisive, fitting INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a vampyre? Because even in the dark you make my heart feel alive.
- If attention is what you crave, consider this my RSVP — tell me your favourite gimmick and I’ll bring the popcorn.
- You must be the glitter in the blood, because even your chaos looks like art.
- Is your name Azrael? Because you haunt my good thoughts in the best possible way.
- If strawberry ice cream is your OMAD flex, I’ll be the spoon—let’s share the dumb, sweet things.
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Azrael • 18 • he/she/it • chronically & mentally ill • vampiric aesthetic + shed/ed spaces • bmi 15s • asks for gimmicks, makes dark art of survival • priv/@livormortisswan — here for honesty, weirdness & late‑night rambles.– @ghostspiraling
Your signature cocktail
Glittering Night
The 'Glittering Night' mirrors Azrael’s blend of sweetness and gothic edge: blackberry liqueur gives dark, somber color, the strawberry slice nods to their OMAD strawberry ice cream post, and edible black glitter calls back to 'vampyre w glittery blood'. Fizzy bubbles echo the performative bursts of their timeline ('send gimmicks im bored') while the lime bite represents the sharp honesty present in their confessions.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Azrael fits Slytherin for their intense self-preservation through manipulation of online spaces and a cold ambition for control over their body and image: they candidly admit 'one of my main reasons for cutting is twitter attention', which reflects an instrumental use of surroundings to get what they want. Their repeated, determined attempts ('attempt number 1736278172 of trying to get my finger chopped off') show persistence and a will to follow a plan through, however dark. While not the classic Slytherin villain, the house's emphasis on resourcefulness and personal survival aligns with how Azrael navigates illness and attention on their own terms.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
Hurt — in either version — captures crushing self-loathing, pain, and the yearning for meaning in suffering; lines about 'I hurt myself today' mirror the chronic self-harm preoccupation in Azrael’s tweets ('so excited to cut every day', 'i licked my open wound'). The song’s stark melancholy and confessionality fit their tone of despair and theatrical sorrow.
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