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Greggory’s mix of outspoken activism and nerdy fandom energy mirrors Lisa’s principled yet pop-culture-savvy vibe. He rails against corruption and advocates for queer rights, insisting “The Bulgarians yearn for the gay kisses” in “Our government would be stable and uncorrupt if we'd made gay marriage constitutional.” He is relentlessly curious and media-aware, calling for nuance in art discourse in “An artist creates a loaded work about the human experience... but because they're ethnically Russian...” and proudly cataloging niche musical tastes in “15 artists to know Gregg...”. Like Lisa, he blends heartfelt emotional intensity with sharp commentary, shown when he gushes over fandom gifts in “Look at what my gorgeous, wonderful, insane(ly loving) heartthrob of a boyfriend got me...” while still critiquing social media absurdities in “Not to be a Debbie downer but why do these interaction bait posts offer the bare minimum...”.

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Introvert (I): They often describe retreating from social spaces—see “In the hotel I'm in... I can give to the music... I genuinely don't wanna go back to the dinner”—and emphasize personal anxieties rather than seeking public interaction. Intuition (N): They lean into abstract humor and speculative takes, like “Moloch... If Elon Musk is not around... it was Moloch's doing”, showing a preference for conceptual framing over concrete facts. Thinking (T): Their critiques prioritize logic and consistency, e.g., “God I hate Kirk... That would be HOMUNCULUS, CHARLIE... prime example of one”, highlighting analytical rebuttals. Judging (J): They express strong, structured convictions—“I have genuinely spoken about how much I hate this way of 'activism'. You aren't promoting awareness... Do something practical irl”—and reference systematized preferences (“Gregg guide,,,, MBTI INTJ”), indicating an organized worldview.

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190 cm Bulgarian INTJ, lynx conservation nag, panic-disorder advocate, lentil-stew sommelier, once ID’d radioactive pasta as a mood board.– @GhosTufts

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Energy demands a snarling sip, so a rose-and-pepper rakia base mirrors their loud homoerotic nationalism from “The Bulgarians yearn for the gay kisses.”. Cherry-ginger shrub echoes their anxiety spiral about food craving purgatory in “Hungry but nauseous from anxiety...”. Charcoal saline nods to the cynical echo-pilled media takes like “This stupid ass ad made me think they were trying to sell me dildos.” and their dark humor activism. Sparkling red grape must keeps the queer joy effervescent the way they cheerlead artists and boyfriends, especially “AGHGGHGHGHGH look at themmm!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with fearless, outspoken stances, especially on queer rights in Bulgaria, e.g., the blunt declaration that legalizing gay marriage would stabilize the government, paired with unapologetic profanity and a political cartoon photo in “The Bulgarians yearn for the gay kisses. Our government would be stable and uncorrupt if we'd made gay marriage constitutional.”. Courageous trolling of reactionaries shows up often, such as mocking Charlie Kirk’s fetal argument in “God I hate Kirk, he absolutely bullshitted the 'little human being argument'...”. Even their humor frames them as combative heroes—claiming Moloch would take down Elon Musk in “Moloch. Just the natural choice...” and boasting about grinding Tainted Lost achievements like a trials-by-fire warrior in “Literally us when I grinded all Tainted Lost completion marks in under a week...”. Across the board they appear impetuous, bold, and addicted to fighting perceived injustice, aligning squarely with Gryffindor.

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The jangly, defiant psychedelia of Curse of the Contemporary mirrors how Gregg rails against corruption and queerphobia while still keeping things cheekily theatrical—see “The Bulgarians yearn for the gay kisses. Our government would be stable and uncorrupt if we'd made gay marriage constitutional.”. That song’s theme of grasping for authenticity inside a flashy, hostile world fits Gregg’s mix of flamboyance and exhaustion, like “I’ve been on this godforsaken site for five years… I seek death.”. The track’s dreamy swagger also channels Gregg’s queer, poetic daydreaming—think “Sometimes I get the urge to throw a party in the country forest… braid our hair and everything.”. Finally, its sly humor dovetails with their irreverent pop-culture commentary, e.g., “Diana: Viktor Novikov has been eliminated… Agent 47… [picture].”

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