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Your Simpsons character
They read as closest to Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, principled, and often feeling out of place in their own environment. Like Lisa, they’re openly frustrated with shallow or conventional expectations, e.g. rejecting romantic pressure in “Namorar? Não quero Ficar sério? Não quero Compromisso? Não quero” and “Eu hein, coisa feia esse negócio de querer “arrumar” um namoradO pra mim Nem pedi nada pra ninguém”, while also identifying as nb & aroace in their bio. They show a strong sense of justice and boundaries, blocking and calling people out when needed, as in “Dei block de graça mesmo, vai pro caralho” and “Nossa fala sério, a coisa mais ridícula que tem é briga por personagem, shipp e fandom”. At the same time, they are sensitive, easily drained by social interaction, and prone to feeling misunderstood, as seen in “A verdade é que eu não sou uma pessoa muito boa pra conversar, eu gosto de ficar na minha (◞‸ ◟)💧” and “As vezes eu tenho vontade de me trancar em um lugar qualquer e sumir”. Their strong fandom passions (anime, games, music) and nerdy enthusiasm, like rewatching Pretty Cure in “Estou assistindo dnv todos os desenhos da franquia Pretty Cure”, further mirror Lisa’s intense, niche interests and tendency to dive deep into what she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean clearly introverted: they dislike social pressure and forced interaction, e.g. complaints about people trying to set them up romantically (“Eu hein, coisa feia esse negócio de querer ‘arrumar’ um namoradO pra mim / Nem pedi nada pra ninguém”) and say they’re not very good at talking and prefer to keep to themselves (“A verdade é que eu não sou uma pessoa muito boa pra conversar, eu gosto de ficar na minha”). Their interests and expression are strongly intuitive: they dive into fandoms, ships and abstract online culture (e.g. feeling ‘displaced’ without carrds and trends: “Me sinto deslocado quando entro no perfil e não tem carrd, não tem straw, não tem trend sobre a pessoa”) and enjoy imaginative scenarios like a romantic story about a maniac in a dream (“Sonhei que era esfaqueada por um loirinho maniaco e dps eu e ele vivemos um romance problematico justos”). Their decisions and reactions are clearly feeling‑based: they get hurt by being laughed at when they open up (“desabafei contigo pq n to bem ... e vc riu da minha cara”), and they have strong emotional reactions to online behavior and ship discourse (“Nossa fala sério, a coisa mais ridícula que tem é briga por personagem, shipp e fandom”). They appear more perceiving than judging: their sleep schedule is chaotic (“não dá pra ir dormir 4hrs da manhã e acordar de tarde”), they often act on mood (‘surto’ posts, impulsive blocks: “Dei block de graça mesmo, vai pro caralho”), and they bounce between interests like Genshin, Pretty Cure, Pokémon, and Jurassic World without a rigid plan. Overall, an emotionally intense, imaginative, privacy‑valuing, somewhat chaotic inner world with strong personal values and fandom attachment fits INFP best.

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Dinosaurs, Pretty Cure marathons & Aiku plushie negotiations. NB • aroace. Fluent in rant, fandom drama avoidance & washing dishes against my will.– @Ghosty_zer0

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes a moody, dark base of blackberry-infused gin for their dramatic, horror-tinged bio — “Men become animals and eat their victims I drink your blood And I eat your skin — Nb & aroace” — and all the chaotic rants and blocks. Hibiscus and pomegranate syrup adds a sweet-but-slightly-bloody vibe, echoing their intense period tweet about feeling like a “completo lixo inútil” and wanting to disappear while still being soft and emotional inside, as in “Queria sumir”. Sparkling yuzu soda brings a bright, hyper pop of energy for their anime/gaming side and nostalgia phases, like “Estou assistindo dnv todos os desenhos da franquia Pretty Cure O primeiro vai ser Pokémon” and “Silêncio, estou no meu momento nostálgico”. A dash of saline represents their salty, no-bullshit attitude toward fandom drama and people annoying them, as in “Nossa fala sério, a coisa mais ridícula que tem é briga por personagem, shipp e fandom” and “Tenho raiva de gente mt goood vibes, isso me irrita”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with a jellyfish-shaped lemon twist to nod to their name “Ghou🪼,” the little creature comforts like plushies in “Minha plushie do Aiku chegou e minha mãe ficou falando que era um bonequinho de voodoo”, and the mix of creepy-cute that defines their whole timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong self-preservation and clear boundaries, like when they say they blocked someone unapologetically: “Dei block de graça mesmo, vai pro caralho”, and when they decide not to follow back: “Hmmm vou seguir de volta não”. They are openly dismissive of forced social expectations and romantic pressure, insisting on what they want rather than what others expect, as in “Namorar? Não quero Ficar sério? Não quero Compromisso? Não quero” and “Eu hein, coisa feia esse negócio de querer ‘arrumar’ um namoradO pra mim Nem pedi nada pra ninguém”. Their paranoia about privacy and changing @’s to avoid being found (“Troquei meu @ em algumas redes sociais, estou com uma paranoia bizarra de alguém achar minha conta do insta”) also reflects a Slytherin-like instinct for self-protection. There’s a sharp, cutting side in how they talk about others, such as wanting to “beat up” a character they find irritating: “O zanka ele me irrita um pouco, queria descer o cacete nele”, and their general contempt for certain types of people: “Top coisas que eu odeio Gente chata… AQUELA MALDITA QUE QUER TE ENSINAR A GOSTAR DAS COISAS”. While they clearly care about a small inner circle (e.g., family, moots, and their favorite characters), their dominant traits are guardedness, assertive boundary-setting, and a slightly ruthless edge, which aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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A well-suited song for them is “bury a friend” because it balances dark, unsettling imagery with emotional vulnerability, similar to their mix of morbid humor and honest venting. Their bio (“Men become animals and eat their victims I drink your blood And I eat your skin”) and tweets like “Pra mim a pior parte de menstruar é que me sinto um completo lixo inútil … e tudo o que consigo pensar é em me matar e me picotar mais do que nunca” show a comfort with horror-adjacent themes and intrusive thoughts that mirror the song’s eerie, self-destructive tone. At the same time, they’re introspective and withdrawn, saying “A verdade é que eu não sou uma pessoa muito boa pra conversar, eu gosto de ficar na minha (◞‸ ◟)💧” and “As vezes eu tenho vontade de me trancar em um lugar qualquer e sumir”, which fits the song’s themes of isolation and internal conflict. Their love for dramatic, intense media (from Blue Lock to Jurassic World and heavy, emotional tracks they quote) also aligns with the tension-filled, atmospheric production of “bury a friend.” Overall, the song captures their blend of dark aesthetics, emotional volatility, and a desire to withdraw from others.

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