Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: They describe feelings in vivid detail, like linking physical and emotional pain in “quero apagar 2024, a unica parte boa desse ano foi o rj e minhas cicatrizes gostosas pqp”.
- Humorous: They often react to things with laughter and jokes, such as “VAI TOMA NO CU AKAKAKAKAKKAAKAK AH NAO MANO, OLHA ESSE CARA” and sexual jokes in “o penis ali”.
- Affectionate: They speak warmly about partners, like obeying their girlfriend’s care advice in “dps de meter agua e sabao (pq minha mulher manda eu lavar e eu obedeço) >//x//<” and loving their boyfriend’s initial in “N pq é a inicial do meu namorado e eu amo ela”.
- Candid: They are open about psychiatric treatment and family dynamics, as in “eu lembro minha primeira consulta na psiquiatra…” and “meu pai chegou no meu quarto e falou q desxobriu que cortei os pulso de novvo…”.
- Creative: They turn self‑expression into aesthetic or narrative, like shaping a cut into a star in “fia uma estrelhinhaaaaaa >___<” and mixing poetic language in “que me bebe quente, como um licor brindando a morte e fazendo amor”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm: They repeatedly describe and show intentional injury, for example “eu quero muito me cortar agora” and “cortei gostoso”.
- Self‑destruction: They link self‑harm with pleasure and sexual arousal, as in “que tesao caralho, quero mi corta e goza” and “chupar os corte e muito bom”.
- Fatalism: They express hopelessness about improving, like “I DONT WANNA GET BETTERRRRR AAAAARRRG” and wanting to erase a whole year in “quero apagar 2024…”.
- Risk‑taking: They openly stay alone with blades and medication in “to sozinho em casa com laminas e 20mg de antidepressivo eba” and fantasize about unlimited self‑harm when living alone in “quando eu for mora sozinho eu vou poder me cortar o quanto eu quiser”.
- Boundary‑pushing: They seek platforms and names to display violent themes, like “PE ESSE LIXO NAO DEIXA EU MUDAR MEU NOME, EU SOU UM VAMPIRO MASOQUISTA SIM, DEIXA EU EXPOR ISSO” and posting detailed injury photos for #shtwt in “BINGO NA VERTICAL E HORIZONTAL!! WHHEKWEHJW #shtwt”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account mixes dark, self-aware introspection with bursts of intense emotion, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson’s combination of sensitivity, intelligence, and existential angst. They overthink and analyze their own pain the way Lisa does, for example reflecting on their history with self‑harm and family in “eu lembro minha primeira consulta na psiquiatra, qnd ela perguntou p minha mãe a quanto tempo ela descobriu e eu me cortava… mas nao achou tao serio pq pensou q era so uma fase”. There’s also a strong sense of feeling misunderstood and trapped by family dynamics, as in “meu pai chegou no meu quarto e falou q desxobriu que cortei os pulso de novvo… eu fechei a porta e me cortei de novo… nao sei quem eu desgosto mais, eu ou meu pai”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent alienation at home. The user has niche, passionate interests and collections (Monster High, My Little Pony) that others call childish, but they defend them with conviction in “'but thats a childish collection, you need to groe up' I WILL GROW UP TO HAVE MY MONEY AND BUY MORE MH SHUTUP”, very much in line with Lisa’s stubborn attachment to her ideals. Although their content is far darker than the show, the mix of intellectualized suffering, sensitivity, and feeling out of place fits Lisa more than the more impulsive or oblivious personalities like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted (I): most tweets revolve around solitary experiences, self-harm, and internal states rather than social events or large friend groups, for example being alone at home with blades and meds in “to sozinho em casa com laminas e 20mg de antidepressivo eba” and obsessing over when they can self-harm again instead of going out in “tava pensando, quando eu for mora sozinho eu vou poder me cortar o quanto eu quiser”. They lean intuitive (N): they frequently turn concrete experiences into symbolic or exaggerated narratives, like calling Disney a disease and connecting it to conspiratorial disappearances in “EU SABIAAAAAA, EU SEMPRE SOUBE Q A DISNEY ERA DOENCA... EU NAO SOU LOUCO PORRA”, and romanticizing pain and blood in “que me bebe quente, como um licor brindando a morte e fazendo amor”. Their style shows strong feeling (F): decisions and reactions are anchored in emotion and personal hurt, such as resenting their mother dismissing self-harm as a phase in “ela disse q foi entre 2022 e 2023 mas nao achou tao serio pq pensou q era so uma fase” and describing emotional emptiness when cutting no longer gives the desired sensation in “cortei gostoso mas simplesmente nao me sintp meljor mesmo assim... preciso dessa sensação de volta mano”. They appear perceiving (P) rather than structured: they act impulsively and in the moment, like cutting again right after their father leaves the room in “meu pai chegou no meu quarto... eu fechei a porta e me cortei de novo” and fantasizing about future freedom mainly as an opportunity for unrestrained self-harm instead of a concrete plan in “quando eu for mora sozinho eu vou poder me cortar o quanto eu quiser”. The romanticized pain, intense inner emotional world, and impulsive behavior, along with interests in collections like Monster High and My Little Pony as expressions of identity rather than practicality in “I WILL GROW UP TO HAVE MY MONEY AND BUY MORE MH SHUTUP” and “MY LITTLE PONYS PLEASE”, all fit best with INFP: an inward-focused, idealistic, emotionally driven, and spontaneous personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll grow up just to have money and buy more MH — I fully support your villain arc, but can I apply to be the rich partner who funds your Monster High, SH account chaos, and every single 𓆨 vibe along the way?
- You compared that one design to Lalaloopsy and still talk about My Little Pony like it’s sacred lore… so, be honest: am I cute enough to be in your toy collection, or do I need more pastel trauma first?
- You posted that bingo com mutilação na vertical e horizontal and called 2024 trash except for RJ and your ‘gostosas’ scars… if healing ever feels too empty, I volunteer as the person you trauma dump to instead of the blades.
- You keep clowning gringos for having 50 blades, 3 sprays and a skin stapler just to self-harm, while you’re there with one old Gilette from February — how about we upgrade to something healthier: 50 dates, 3 types of chocolate, and one very persistent vampire (me) on your neck in ‘no seu pescoço’?
- You joked about Disney being a whole disease with missing kids and experiments, but honestly, the real horror attraction is your timeline — jump scares of tesão, SH, and antidepressants; I’m just hoping to be the chaotic side character who shows up and accidentally makes the main vampire feel a little less doomed.
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Part-time vampire, full-time overthinker. Collecting dolls, sharp opinions, and plot twists. Once lost a blade in bed and found it during a math test.– @GiahRarwXp
Your signature cocktail
Vampira Masoquista Highball
Dark spiced rum stands in for their intense, chaotic energy and love of sharp, risky thrills, like being “to sozinho em casa com laminas e 20mg de antidepressivo eba” "to sozinho em casa com laminas e 20mg de antidepressivo eba". The bitter aperitif reflects the resentment and exhaustion with life and 2024—“quero apagar 2024, a unica parte boa desse ano foi o rj e minhas cicatrizes gostosas pqp” "quero apagar 2024, a unica parte boa desse ano foi o rj e minhas cicatrizes gostosas pqp". Black cherry soda gives a sweet, blood-colored fizz for their vampire aesthetic and flirty horror vibe from the bio about sucking blood and “sou um vampiro masoquista sim” "PE ESSE LIXO NAO DEIXA EU MUDAR MEU NOME, EU SOU UM VAMPIRO MASOQUISTA SIM, DEIXA EU EXPOR ISSO AAAAAA". Lime juice adds an acidic sting for the sharp humor and sexual frustration of tweets like “soninho e tesao ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡” "soninho e tesao ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡". The glitter or pomegranate seeds finish it off with a dramatic, slightly theatrical gore-core garnish, echoing the pride in scars and cutting aesthetics shown in posts like “cortei gostoso” "cortei gostoso" and the many photo dumps of wounds and healing cuts.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a blend of dark romanticism, intense self-focus, and long-term fixation on pain that aligns more with Slytherin than with the other houses. They frame self-harm and blood in an erotic, aestheticized way, like calling their cuts and scars “gostosas” in “quero apagar 2024, a unica parte boa desse ano foi o rj e minhas cicatrizes gostosas pqp” and saying “quero mi corta e goza” in “que tesao caralho, quero mi corta e goza”, which suggests a deliberate, cultivated persona rather than impulsive Gryffindor recklessness or Hufflepuff softness. They show forward-looking calculation about gaining more freedom to indulge their urges, as in “tava pensando, quando eu for mora sozinho eu vou poder me cortar o quanto eu quiser, agora espero q chegue logo so pra isso”, a very Slytherin-like way of planning for a future where they can do what they want regardless of norms. Their vampire/mutilation identity is worn proudly and confrontationally—see “PE ESSE LIXO NAO DEIXA EU MUDAR MEU NOME, EU SOU UM VAMPIRO MASOQUISTA SIM, DEIXA EU EXPOR ISSO AAAAAA”—which fits Slytherin’s comfort with being feared or misunderstood rather than seeking approval. There’s also a recurring edge of resentment and self-preservation in family dynamics, like in “nao sei quem eu desgosto mais, eu ou meu pai”, which feels more like Slytherin’s guarded, embattled emotional style than Hufflepuff’s loyalty or Ravenclaw’s detachment.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which explores self-destruction, adolescent angst, and romanticized pain. They repeatedly express a desire to self-harm and find it pleasurable, like in “quero 3 barras de chocolate, 1 quilo de maconha e uma lamina afiada” and “eu quero muito me cortar agora”, echoing the song’s fixation on hurting oneself and not wanting to get better. Their tweets mix morbidity with aesthetic and sexual tension, such as “que tesao caralho, quero mi corta e goza” and “to sozinho em casa com laminas e 20mg de antidepressivo eba”, similar to the song’s glamorized sadness and nihilism. They also express regret and emotional numbness in posts like “cortei gostoso mas simplesmente nao me sintp meljor mesmo assim… a sensação sumiu”, mirroring the song’s themes of emptiness and disillusionment with youth. Overall, Teen Idle captures their blend of dark humor, self-destructive coping, and a longing to feel something intense even if it hurts.
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