Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for games and manga, e.g. hyping Highguard in multiple tweets like “HIGHGUARD NATION RISEE UUPPP” and celebrating chapters like “OH MY GODDD KAGURABACHI WAS SO GOOD THIS WEEK IM TWEAKING OUT”.
- Humorous Voice: Uses exaggerated, comedic wording and bits such as “You da real Deadlock” and “Pictured here are solo leveling fans congregating at their natural environment”.
- Media-Literate: Shows awareness of industry and adaptation issues, criticizing Embark’s design in “Wow isn't this nice EMBARK… Scotty and June are the worst thing about The Finals” and calling out adaptation priorities in “Watch this be faithfully adapted because straight people dont play about their romance slop”.
- Reflective Reader: Thinks critically about piracy and art, explaining a personal stance in “I've bought more manga physically… and i wouldnt be into manga without piracy in the first place anti piracy is anti art”.
- Supportive Friend: Engages directly with friends and online peers, tagging others positively in tweets like “.@WielderOfEnten @ThatKumeyuri” and hyping people and characters with the running “You da real X” meme, e.g. “You da real street fighter”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Frequently uses hostile or violent phrasing, e.g. “KILL UBISOFT, ASSASINATE ALL SHAREHOLDERS” and “FUCK YOU EMBARK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT FUCK YOU EMBARK YOU LAZY ASS FUCKING DEVS”.
- Impulsive Reactivity: Often posts in all-caps emotional bursts like “WHAT THE FUCK WHATTTTTT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK” and “FUCKKKK FROST CHILDRENNNNNN”, suggesting quick, intense reactions.
- Neglectful Habits: Acknowledges unhealthy routines but seems stuck in them, e.g. “I need to do something thats not playing games expeditiously I can feel my mental health and physical health deteriorating” without showing concrete changes.
- Harsh Judgments: Criticizes groups in sweeping terms, such as “Why is it always Indonesians bruh Grow a fucking spine please” and calling someone “a fucking terrorist to manga discourse” in “Rnde is a fucking terrorist to manga discourse”.
- Emotional Volatility: Switches rapidly between hype, anger, and distress—e.g. car panic in “GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR HELPP HELPPPP HELPPP MEEEE” and repeated all-caps meltdowns—indicating mood swings that might be draining.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, funny, and always a little bit of a menace but ultimately good-hearted. They constantly lean into mischief and rebellion, like calling themself an “ILLEGAL READER 🏴☠️” in their bio and ranting about corporations, e.g. “KILL UBISOFT, ASSASINATE ALL SHAREHOLDERS”, which fits Bart’s anti-authority streak. Their timeline is full of explosive overreactions and gleeful yelling, such as “OH MY GODDD KAGURABACHI WAS SO GOOD THIS WEEK IM TWEAKING OUT” and “FFFFFUCK YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”, mirroring Bart’s dramatic enthusiasm. At the same time, there’s a softer, earnest side in how they gush over things they love, like “I love them 😭😭 AsaDen forever 🙏🙏🙏” and being genuinely excited for a DnD campaign in “Dude I'm so excited”, similar to Bart’s hidden sweetness and passion. Their hyperactive gaming/manga fixation and jokey bravado, like “WE ARE HIGHGUARDIANS WE WILL RISE”, further solidify them as a very online, modern Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive and outward-facing, constantly reacting to others, rallying people, and performing for an audience, e.g. hyping friends and games with posts like “WE are ALL getting on HIGHGUARD™ tomorrow” and loudly venting about situations like “My uncle SPEEDS UP around corners GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR HELPP HELPPPP HELPPP MEEEE”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they focus on larger ideas, meta-discourse and hypotheticals rather than concrete details, such as talking about piracy and art in “anti piracy is anti art” or imagining future potential for games like “Highguard devs I need you guys to lock in for the forseeable future please I need yall to prove the early haters wrong”. They are strongly values-driven and emotionally expressive, indicating Feeling (F): they use intense emotional language about characters and media (“OH MY GODDD KAGURABACHI WAS SO GOOD THIS WEEK IM TWEAKING OUT”) and frame arguments around ethics and fairness, like “anti piracy is anti art” or defending Denji with “He is NOT apart of that bs 'Male Loneliness Epidemic'”. Their style is spontaneous, scattered, and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they bounce between games, manga, and plans (“DnD campaign,” Highguard sessions, RE2) with little sign of rigid scheduling, e.g. “I need to do something thats not playing games expeditiously I can feel my mental health and physical health deteriorating” and sudden impulses like “The urge to re re re read god of highschool is here Again”. Overall, the energetic, excitable tone, value-laden rants, and improvisational lifestyle best fit ENFP: socially expressive, idea-oriented, emotionally intense, and flexible rather than rigid.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep talking about being an ILLEGAL READER, but the real crime is how hard I’m pirating your attention from Highguard, RE2, JJK, Kagurabachi, Übel *and* Chainsaw Man at the same time.
- You pledged allegiance to the GOAT in yellow, but I think you should reroll your build—clearly your true destiny is dual-classing into Highguardian + hopeless romantic with me.
- You said you can feel your mental and physical health deteriorating from gaming—so let’s min-max your stats: one walk, one café, and an hour of manga piracy side-by-side. That’s my proposed IRL patch note for you.
- You’re out here screaming about Mr. X in RE2, Modulo in JJK, and Frost Children in Highguard, but I’m just trying to become your final boss crush—the one you secretly root for instead of trying to beat.
- If getting on HIGHGUARD™ together is the plan, I call dibs on standing in front of you—so when you say “Stand behind me Geoff I’ll guard you,” you accidentally end up high-guarding my heart instead.
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20 • CA • rotates between Highguard queues, manga piracy debates & writing brainrot. Once discovered Vanilla Coke and swears it changed his life.– @GigaWIPjay
Your signature cocktail
Highguard Hyperfixation Highball
This cocktail hits hard and chaotic, like someone who tweets “WHAT THE FUCK WHATTTTTT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK KILL UBISOFT, ASSASINATE ALL SHAREHOLDERS” and then immediately turns around to gush “OH MY GODDD KAGURABACHI WAS SO GOOD THIS WEEK IM TWEAKING OUT”. Overproof spiced rum is the unfiltered gamer-rage and hype, the same energy as “FUCKKKK FROST CHILDRENNNNNN” and their all-caps Highguard sermons like “HIGHGUARD NATION RISEE UUPPP”. The matcha-citrus syrup nods to the slightly refined, nerdy taste of someone who can say “Man I gotta get to reading neuromancer” while still calling themselves an “ILLEGAL READER 🏴☠️”. Cold brew coffee represents late-night marathons of games and manga rereads like “The urge to re re re read god of highschool is here Again” and the grind-hustle mood of “RAAAHHHHH It's time to make some money 🤑🤑🤑”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and experimental—fitting someone who can say “guys I cooked like crazy oml” and still dive into a DnD campaign with “Dude I'm so excited. Finally, a black sugar smoke/toasted demerara garnish is the pirate-code aftertaste: sweet, a little burnt, and morally grey—just like their manifesto that “anti piracy is anti art” and their proud bio as an ILLEGAL READER.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jay reads as a loud, impulsive, heart‑on‑sleeve type who dives into things headfirst and then defends them fiercely, which fits Gryffindor best. His ride-or-die enthusiasm for games like Highguard shows bold, almost defiant loyalty: he declares “I LIKE Highguard HELL I LOVED it and I'll play it again” and rallies others with lines like “WE ARE HIGHGUARDIANS WE WILL RISE”, even when there are “early haters” he wants the devs to prove wrong. He’s also very willing to take hard stances and call people or companies out in strong, moralizing language, e.g. “KILL UBISOFT, ASSASINATE ALL SHAREHOLDERS” and “FUCK YOU EMBARK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT FUCK YOU EMBARK YOU LAZY ASS FUCKING DEVS”, which signals an impulsive, confrontational courage rather than calculated Slytherin pragmatism. Even his self-description as an “ILLEGAL READER 🏴☠️” and stance that “anti piracy is anti art” suggest a rebellious hero complex: he frames his own rule-breaking as defending art and fandom. While he shows some curiosity and humor, his defining traits across the timeline are passionate loyalty, readiness to "ride" for what he loves, and a fearless, sometimes reckless way of saying exactly what he thinks—core Gryffindor qualities.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, emotionally intense anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits Jay’s whole vibe of swinging between hype, frustration, and genuine passion. They’re constantly rallying people into a cause or fandom, like when they declare “WE ARE HIGHGUARDIANS WE WILL RISE” and “HIGHGUARD NATION RISEE UUPPP”, which mirrors the song’s marching, ‘join the parade’ energy. Their timeline is full of intense highs and lows — from “OH MY GODDD KAGURABACHI WAS SO GOOD THIS WEEK IM TWEAKING OUT” to “damn this writing shit is kinda hard” and “I can feel my mental health and physical health deteriorating” — which fits the song’s mix of struggle and triumph. They’re also deeply into stories, games, and art that feel larger-than-life and a bit theatrical, like their devotion to Highguard, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Chainsaw Man (“GET AWAY FROM DENJI YOU BUMASS LOSERSS”), aligning with MCR’s grand, narrative style. Overall, it’s a song about surviving, caring too much, and turning that intensity into a banner for others to rally behind, which is exactly how Jay uses their timeline.
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