Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, frustration, and sadness, like missing her cat Clarice and posting detailed updates such as going around the block with food to look for her.
- Affectionate friend: Talks warmly about friends Carol, Gabi, Leticia, and Samyla, celebrates birthdays, and jokes about them reading stories to Lorenzo until he sleeps.
- Cultural enthusiast: Shows strong interest in music, books, and TV—loving Marisa Monte, Madonna, Marina Lima, Elena Ferrante, Brás Cubas, and reacting passionately to concerts and setlists.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses irony about her own obsessions and struggles, like joking about being put in a throuple, ‘contract in 2 Madonna songs’ as a time measure, and calling her ticket-buying saga ‘papo de maluco’.
- Caring caregiver: Speaks tenderly about Lorenzo ‘commanding’ her, worrying about Clarice, and appreciating comforting food and routines like soup, coffee, and shared meals.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally overwhelmed: Tweets about being desperate over Clarice, sleeping terribly, not wanting to talk to anyone, and using intense language like ‘suicídio adiado’ about shows.
- Impulsive reactions: Responds with strong outbursts like ‘VSF’, ‘VAI SE FUDER’, and heavy swearing at Ticketmaster, Katy Perry queue, and high prices in the market.
- Conflict avoidance: Mentions getting ‘ranço’ of friends for ‘attitudes escrotas’ but doesn’t show attempts to address issues directly, suggesting resentment instead of dialogue.
- Overattached idols: Expresses intense dependence on artists—needing Marisa Monte to ‘save’ her, missing Marisa’s hug, crying over a voice message, and structuring mood around concerts.
- Negative focus: Frequently emphasizes what’s wrong—bad weather, queues, prices, missing cat, bad books—often framing days as ‘inferno’, ‘papo torto’, or ‘ridículo’ rather than balancing with positives.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, bookish, politically aware, and deeply attached to their loved ones (including pets). Like Lisa obsessing over her interests, they hyper-fixate on artists and culture, from Madonna and Marisa Monte to Brazilian literature, gushing things like “ELENA FERRAAAAAAAAAAANTE” and “brás cubas é o maior clássico do mundo!!!!”. Their attachment to their cat Clarice, and the way they narrate the search — “dei a volta no quarteirão assobiando e balançando um potinho com ração… não achei nem um gato pra conversar e perguntar se ele viu a clarice 😭” — feels very Lisa-with-Snowball II. They’re also introspective and sensitive, admitting “difícil isso de pegar ranço de amigas por causa de algumas atitudes escrotas pqp” and “dormi terrivelmente mal… não quero falar com ninguém hoje.”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink relationships and feelings. Finally, their mix of idealism and frustration with the world, like “muda cusil” and raging at systems (“TICKETMASTER LIXOOOOO”), strongly echoes Lisa’s social consciousness and exasperation with a flawed society.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly share feelings and daily life with others, reacting loudly to events and concerts, e.g. “2h nesse cu de fila pra nada KATY PEEEEEEERRY FAÇA ALGUMA COISA” and “VOU VER A KATY PERRY E A CYNDI LAUPER SUICIDIO ADIADO CARALHOOOOOOO”, showing high social energy and a desire for shared excitement rather than quiet, private processing. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they’re driven by obsession, symbolism and inner narratives instead of practical talk, as in “aconteceu… chorei escutando o áudio da marisa me chamando de marixxx” and “as vezes me identifico muito com a lenu🤒”, turning art and characters into personal meaning. They are strongly Feeling (F): choices and reactions are emotional and relational, from deep distress over their missing cat “começando a achar que a clarice nunca mais vai voltar, ela nunca sumiu tanto tempo assim😔” to affection for friends and gifts “e as minhas amigas que me deram a bíblia de presente……………..😭😭😭😭”, and frustration with friends’ bad behavior “difícil isso de pegar ranço de amigas por causa de algumas atitudes escrotas pqp”. Their life looks spontaneous and reactive, suggesting Perceiving (P): they complain about chaos rather than imposing structure, like “nao andou nem um dedo essa porra” and “ai morrendo que eu e a carol íamos sair domingo, mas vimos a previsão do tempo e falamos fica com deus viu”, adapting plans on the fly instead of rigidly organizing. Taken together—high emotional expressiveness, enthusiasm for music and art, intense parasocial bonds (Marisa Monte, Madonna), and flexible, reactive planning—ENFP fits best. They come across as someone who lives through feelings, stories and connections, rather than through strict logic or structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Marisa Monte can call you “marixxx”, can I at least graduate from “moça da timeline” to “girl you listen to Marina Lima and Madonna in bed with”?
- You measured your contract in two Madonna songs; I measured falling for you between “Erotica” and “Human Nature”. At this pace, I’ll be in love by the time she whispers “express yourself, don’t repress yourself”.
- Since Clarice is out there dando a volta no quarteirão, I volunteer to be the temporary emotional support cat: I eat, I nap, I listen to Marisa Monte and I promise to come back home every day.
- You crying at the audio of Marisa calling you marixxx, feeding Lorenzo sopinha, and reading Ferrante while hating doce de ninho com Nutella… that’s exactly my type of canonical Brazilian heroine.
- You survived Ticketmaster hell for Katy Perry, mourned Full House, and celebrated Cyndi Lauper; statistically speaking, the next miracle on your timeline should be you agreeing to go out for coffee and bolo de churros with me.
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Part-time Lorenzo bodyguard, full-time Marisa & Madonna scholar. São Paulo, coffee, lost-cat flyers & long threads about books and concerts.– @gilmoergirls
Your signature cocktail
Save Me Marisa Martini
This cocktail is strong and dramatic, like someone who measures time in pop divas and deadlines, sipping caffeine between “2h nesse cu de fila pra nada KATY PEEEEEEERRY FAÇA ALGUMA COISA” and “fiz um contrato em 2 músicas da madonna, assim que eu meço meu tempo atualmente”. The espresso-infused cachaça channels São Paulo hustle and emotional chaos, echoing “todo dia eu saio pra trabalhar e volto pra casa na esperança da Clarice ter voltado 😫”. Strawberry syrup nods to the softness and affection under the sarcasm, from “minhas amigas que me deram a bíblia de presente……………..😭😭😭😭” to the tenderness with Lorenzo in “o lorenzo manda em mim e eu só obedeço não é possível isso pqp”. Cold brew coffee keeps the vibe literary and insomniac, fitting someone who cries over audios from Marisa and relates to Lenu in “as vezes me identifico muito com a lenu🤒”. A dash of sea salt represents the tears and saudade over Clarice the cat in “começando a achar que a clarice nunca mais vai voltar, ela nunca sumiu tanto tempo assim😔”. Finally, whipped cream dusted with cocoa adds a cozy, dramatic flourish, perfect for the person who celebrates small comforts like “ai que delicia uma sopinha quentinha com um pãozinho” while loudly declaring “MARISA MONTE TE AMO TANTO”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest traits are attachment, loyalty, and everyday kindness, which are very Hufflepuff-coded. The way they talk about their missing cat Clarice shows deep devotion and persistence, like walking around the block whistling with food and asking other cats if they’ve seen her: “dei a volta no quarteirão assobiando e balançando um potinho com ração e não ouvi nada, não achei nem um gato pra conversar e perguntar se ele viu a clarice 😭” and their ongoing despair and hope: “começando a achar que a clarice nunca mais vai voltar, ela nunca sumiu tanto tempo assim😔”. They also show a nurturing, almost parental side with Lorenzo, calling Carol and Gabi to read stories so he’ll sleep and melting when Matilda finally works: “liguei pra carol e gabi, pra ver se gastava energia e ele dormia, ai a gabi começou a ler várias historias, quando chegou em matilda ele dormiu😭”, and joking that he “commands” them: “o lorenzo manda em mim e eu só obedeço não é possível isso pqp”. Their friendships are central; they gush about friends gifting them a Bible because they were obsessed with it: “e as minhas amigas que me deram a bíblia de presente……………..😭😭😭😭”, but also feel hurt and conflicted when friends behave badly: “difícil isso de pegar ranço de amigas por causa de algumas atitudes escrotas pqp”. Even their humor and rants (about ticket queues or overpriced strawberries) are grounded in a very down-to-earth, everyday-life perspective rather than ambition or grand heroics, which fits Hufflepuff more than Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
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Your song
Express Yourself - Madonna
The song that best suits them is “Express Yourself” by Madonna, because their whole timeline is about intense, messy, heartfelt self-expression, fandom, and feelings. They literally reference the song’s most iconic line in a tweet wanting Madonna whispering in their ear like in Human Nature: “queria a madonna sussurrando no meu ouvido igual ela sussurra “express yourself don't repress yourself” em human nature”. Their personality is loud, emotional, and unapologetic, from screaming about concerts and ticket queues — “ESSA PORRA DE FILA N ANDA PQP KATY PEEEEEEEEEEERRY” — to passionately hating certain foods — “não tem nada que eu odeie mais nesse mundo que doce de ninho com nutella vsfffff enfiem essa gourmetização no rabo”. They are also deeply sentimental and loyal, especially with Marisa Monte and their lost cat Clarice, as shown in “Minha gatinha saiu de casa sexta feira e até agora não retornou… Quem puder compartilhar, por favor❤️” and “mds muito ruim isso de sentir saudade do abraço da marisa e não poder abraçar ela quando quero 😭”. Express Yourself is about knowing what you feel, demanding what you deserve, and not repressing who you are — all of which mirrors how they tweet about love, art, friendships, and everyday frustrations with total honesty, whether it’s “o lorenzo manda em mim e eu só obedeço não é possível isso pqp” or “difícil isso de pegar ranço de amigas por causa de algumas atitudes escrotas pqp”.
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