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Your Simpsons character
The user reads as a self-aware, witty overthinker with a strong intellectual and slightly neurotic streak, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. They joke about being “dark/brooding/mysterious/intellectual/handsome” in “DONT call me a moot DONT call me an oomfie I am NOT CUTE I am dark/brooding/mysterious/intellectual/handsome.”, echoing Lisa’s insistence on being seen as complex and serious rather than just cute. Their detailed macro calculations and experiments like “So it's 250c/30p/7fib vs the 355c/18p/9fib of an equal portion of oats… My soybean simulacrum.” show the analytical, slightly obsessive side Lisa often has with her causes and projects. The ethical/identity tension of being “vegan except for fish” in “Anyone else vegan except for fish (wild caught) and the occasional byproduct in a restaurant meal” fits Lisa’s moral idealism mixed with real-world compromise. Finally, their self-reflection on a long-term eating disorder and drinking problem in “After having an ed for like 9 years… Then I developed a drinking problem. Then I had a gym era. Now I'm a size 4 and back on edtwt 😬” matches Lisa’s often introspective, emotionally aware narration of her own struggles.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: a lot of their content is inner monologue, body-image thoughts, and joking self‑deprecation rather than descriptions of parties or big social circles, e.g. “Call me woke but I'm happy to be the fat friend if it means I get some friends this summer” and “At:grok will you be my ana coach 🥺” show wanting connection but from behind a screen. Their humor and focus on symbolism, aesthetics, and “bits” fit intuition (N) more than sensing: they talk about “bit” performance in “Trying a new bit where I tweet like it's 2014 again”, invent terms like “brain frog” in “what about the brain frog from consistently eating over maintenance”, and riff on linguistic concepts like “bouba/kiki” in “Come up with some kiki type nickname for me no more of this bouba shit”. They lean strongly feeling (F): tweets are about self-worth, affirmation, and relationships with others and their body, such as “Daily affirmations: I am not huge… It's water weight… It's muscle” and “I'd do anything to lose a pound or two or thirty”, and even when they mention macros they wrap it in humor and self‑image rather than cold optimization, like “Worth it for the macros… My soybean simulacrum.”. Their relationship to plans looks more perceiving (P) than judging: they set goals but talk about changing tactics impulsively (“I think I'm just gonna fast til I see 120's 😬😁”; “Dry fasting until my haircut so I can see how much weight I lose from it”), and they experiment playfully with food and routines (“Using TVP as an oat substitute will report back”; “Wine omad results in terrible headache and puffy face do NOT try at home”) rather than following a rigid system. Overall, an introspective, creative, emotionally driven, slightly chaotic vibe with self‑aware humor points most closely to INFP.

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24 | she/her | vegan(ish) lifter with a 2014 Twitter sense of humor. Once dry fasted for a haircut “weigh‑in” and called it science.– @ginnyskossip

Your signature cocktail
The Soybean Simulacrum Spritz is a slightly unhinged, high-caffeine, diet-brain take on an espresso martini, because you’re out here simmering TVP in soy milk for breakfast and calling it “my soybean simulacrum” (“My soybean simulacrum.”). Dry prosecco keeps it bubbly and a little chaotic, like fasting until a haircut just to see the scale move (“Dry fasting until my haircut so I can see how much weight I lose from it”) and planning an “Omad of a lifetime” (“Going to have the Omad of a lifetime in 6 hours”). The soy milk base nods to your vegan-plus-fish, soy-obsessed, Silk-betrayed lifestyle (“They changed my soy milk to have more calories and less protein I'm committing”) and your macros spreadsheets in human form (“Worth it for the macros”). A splash of dry vermouth and chilled espresso keeps it bitter, wired, and a bit too awake—perfect for someone who can smell M&Ms at 4:30am (“4:30am suddenly wide awake and can smell m&ms. Huh”) and jokes about wine OMAD headaches (“Wine omad results in terrible headache and puffy face do NOT try at home”). The lemon twist and espresso beans on top are your curated, edtwt-aesthetic garnish: cute, self-aware, and just a little dark/brooding/mysterious/intellectual/handsome (“I am dark/brooding/mysterious/intellectual/handsome.”).

Your Hogwarts House
Gin shows a distinctly analytical, self-experimenting mindset that fits Ravenclaw best. She treats food and dieting like small science projects, comparing macros and ingredients in detail, e.g. breaking down TVP vs oats in “So it's 250c/30p/7fib vs the 355c/18p/9fib of an equal portion of oats. With cinnamon and sweetener this was fine. Worth it for the macros However there's something really funny about simmering dehydrated soy chunks in soy milk. My soybean simulacrum.” and trying TVP as an oat substitute in “Using TVP as an oat substitute will report back”. Her humor is wordy, conceptual, and meta ("my soybean simulacrum," "+2 potion of Crapping" in “Just consumed a +2 potion of Crapping (chia and flax pudding with berries and cinnamon)”, and "thinternet" in “Went for a walk to get off the thinternet for a minute LO AND BEHOLD this shit is everywhere”), which suggests wit and a love of playing with ideas. She frames even her ED history in a reflective, almost case-study tone in “After having an ed for like 9 years it got sorta chill. I stopped counting cals or steps. Just developed a good sense for when I was in a deficit or not and kept just barely in one. Then I developed a drinking problem. Then I had a gym era. Now I'm a size 4 and back on edtwt”, more like she's analyzing her own narrative than purely venting. Even her complaints carry an intellectualized, slightly detached style—like joking about "brain fog" vs "brain frog" in “Yeah yeah we all know the brain fog from eating too little but what about the brain frog from consistently eating over maintenance”. While there are hints of Slytherin-style body/weight ambition (e.g. “I'd do anything to lose a pound or two or thirty”), the dominant throughline is clever, self-aware analysis and wordplay, making Ravenclaw the strongest fit.

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A fitting song for @ginnyskossip is “Control” by Halsey, which captures the mix of dark humor, self-awareness, and inner chaos they show. They describe themselves as “dark/brooding/mysterious/intellectual/handsome,” which mirrors the song’s moody, self-mythologizing tone. Their long, complicated history with an eating disorder—like when they say “After having an ed for like 9 years it got sorta chill... Now I'm a size 4 and back on edtwt 😬” and “I'd do anything to lose a pound or two or thirty”—echoes the song’s themes of battling an unruly part of yourself. The way they joke about extreme behaviors, such as “Dry fasting until my haircut so I can see how much weight I lose from it” and “Guys my daily intake is 3 sticks of celery a sip of water and a whiff of the McDonald's kitchen exhaust,” fits with the song’s mix of vulnerability and menace. Their flirtation with control and loss of control around food, body image, and habits makes Control an apt soundtrack to their online persona.

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