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Your Simpsons character
Despite the dark themes of the profile, the user mirrors Lisa’s core traits of being a highly sensitive, obsessive, and self-conscious young girl who often feels alienated from her family. Like Lisa, who frequently experiences existential dread, the user expresses deep loneliness and academic stress, tweeting, “im not ready to do my homework yet so im just gonna sleep and pray i dont wake up”. They both share a preoccupation with being 'perfect' or special, reflected in the user's desire to “live my teenage years dreaming and living how i once dreamed when i was a child”. Ultimately, the user’s blend of intense fandom, high-strung emotions, and feeling like an outsider in their own home captures the more melancholic and modern 'sad girl' interpretation of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gio exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently tweeting about staying home, social anxiety, and being “too scared to interact with my oomfs”. Their Sensing (S) trait is shown through a focus on physical sensations, aesthetic body details, and immediate tangible needs like “looking for a very specific thinspo” or noting the “sharp” texture of their teeth. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotional and reactive, ranging from deep guilt to intense anger, such as “i fucking hate my mom”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, where they admit their “routine is just: wake up eat instant noodles take a shit play games” and they struggle with basic organization.

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Italian student and creative enthusiast. When I'm not gaming or learning about fashion, I’m probably debating if I should finally dye my hair pink. Stay tuned!– @gioisaliv3

Your signature cocktail
This drink is served in a 'gas chamber' chilled glass, reflecting their claim that “i farted and its a gas chamber in here💔”. The base is mostly water because they are “drinking so much water 🤤🤤” to stay thin, while the sea salt provides that specific sensation of “i feel like im gonna shit myself”. The pink/blonde garnish represents their indecision over “blonde hair blonde and pink or just pink hair”, and the sharp skewer is a nod to their edgy side, as they noted “my teeth are so sharp im gonna bite my dad”. It’s a bitter-sweet, low-calorie experimental cocktail for someone whose goal is to “dress like regina george” once they reach their target weight.

Your Hogwarts House
Gio demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly in hiding their habits from family, such as noting “i hate wearing a bra but i have to hide my vape SOMEWHERE”. They exhibit the Slytherin trait of being cunning and calculating to achieve personal goals, seen when they boast, “im so smart i figured out how to schedule posts so i dont have to be extremely on time on valentines day”. Their ambition is focused on a rigid vision of self-transformation, where they are “locking in” and “fasting until feb 14th” to reach a specific desired status. Finally, their unapologetic attitude toward social boundaries and their blunt honesty about personal desires align with the house's more ruthless reputation.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors gio’s intense struggle with body image and the desire to change her appearance to fit a specific aesthetic. She frequently mentions her goal of becoming thin, tweeting, “when i get skinny this summer im gonna dress like regina george”, which aligns with the song’s themes of beauty standards and self-loathing. The lyrics reflect her daily battles with eating habits, as seen when she says, “goodnight fr chat im getting too hungry” or “i feel so guilty” after eating. Her fixation on specific body metrics, like wanting her “body fat % to be max 9%”, captures the same desperate longing for a 'perfect' body described in the track. Ultimately, the song encapsulates the mix of adolescent melancholy and the harmful pursuit of thinness present throughout her timeline.

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