Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Versatile Skillet: She claims proficiency in a wide range of manual and technical tasks, from “excel avançado” to hydraulic repairs and vegan cooking.
- Witty Humorist: She maintains an engaging, self-deprecating presence, joking about her own health habits like drinking “psyllium com agua e whey de ervilha”.
- Honest Communicator: She is transparent about her feelings toward corporate life, admitting when a “daily” meeting is her only deliverable.
- Culinary Adventurer: She enjoys experimenting in the kitchen, making “batata palha from scratch” and preparing “gorgonzola vegetal”.
- Academic Perseverance: Despite the long duration of her studies, she successfully “paguei o ultimo boleto da faculdade” to finish her degree.
Weaknesses:
- Work Procrastination: She admits to staying in bed “copiar script do gpt pra fingir que to fazendo meu trabalho” instead of being productive.
- Travel Anxiety: Flights and travel cause her significant stress, leading her to feel “quase 100% curada” only when away from certain cities.
- Impulsive Spender: She struggles with shopping impulses, fearing she will “implodir” if she doesn't buy a specific high-end makeup base.
- Poor Health Habits: She describes days consisting only of “cafe e cigarro de barriga vazia” as a way to train antibodies.
- Social Impatience: She frequently expresses frustration with others, often tweeting “vai todo mundo tomar no cu” when annoyed.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Giovanna embodies the intellectual exhaustion and existential cynicism of a grown-up Lisa Simpson working in the tech industry. She reflects Lisa's overachieving nature, claiming “nao tem Quase Nada que eu nao saiba fazer”, while simultaneously grappling with the reality of being a “dev fudido”. Her sharp, dry wit is evident when she critiques corporate rituals like “dar bom dia na daily” or the performative nature of LinkedIn “hackathons”. Like Lisa, she finds solace in niche music and culture, yet often feels out of place, whether she's “ouvindo panic at the disco” or making “batata palha from scratch”. This combination of high-level competence and profound daily annoyance perfectly captures the Lisa energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Giovanna exhibits Introversion through her preference for solitude and niche online interactions, often tweeting about staying in bed or feeling socially drained, such as when she mentions “staying inert in a hotel bed”. Her Intuition is visible in her abstract humor and musings on the future or surreal dreams, like “dreaming that no one let her make risotto”. As a software developer, she displays a Thinking trait with her blunt, cynical humor regarding work and logic, admitting she “feels ashamed to ask ChatGPT for code without comments”. Finally, her Perceiving side is dominant as she frequently mentions procrastination, lack of routine, and last-minute changes, like “staying two more weeks in São Paulo” on a whim or “copying scripts from GPT to pretend she is working”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Natura Ekos Maracujá line? Because my life has been a mess since you went out of stock, and I've been waiting for a restock all year.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a São Paulo weather forecast—I’ll actually shower you with attention even when nobody else predicts it.
- Is your name ChatGPT? Because I’d be embarrassed to ask for your number without adding a few flirtatious comments first.
- Forget the iOS updates and the 2026 defense civil alerts; the only thing I'm truly worried about is not having you in my Daily Mix.
- I may not have a 2001-minute workout routine, but I'd definitely stay up past 2 AM at Ephigenia just to listen to 'Enjoy the Silence' with you.
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Software Developer & chaotic home cook. Usually found debugging scripts with ChatGPT, avoiding cheddar, or listening to Depeche Mode in a São Paulo club.– @giovannaasdf
Your signature cocktail
The 'Daily' Deliverable
This drink perfectly captures the chaotic energy of a developer who admits, “I’m shy to ask the chat to send me the code without comments,” and survives on a diet of “instant coffee, tap water and microwave.” The strong, bitter profile reflects her disdain for corporate life, especially when she notes that “saying good morning in the daily is my biggest deliverable of the day and sometimes I don't do it.” The health-conscious rim represents her paradoxical routine where she claims “I drink psyllium with water and pea whey with vegetable milk every day at 9am” right before diving into a lifestyle of “coffee and cigarettes on an empty stomach.” Finally, the tropical bitters nod to her frequent escapes between São Paulo and Vitória, specifically her “tropical delirium in ES.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Giovanna exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, resource-oriented approach to her career and personal life. She candidly prioritizes her own well-being and efficiency, noting that her “major deliverable of the day” is often just showing up for a meeting, and she isn't afraid to admit when she is “copying scripts from GPT to pretend” she is working. Her resourcefulness is tinged with a sharp, dry wit, often expressing a desire for “another job” or lamenting her status as a “f*cked up dev” compared to higher earners. This combination of ambition for a better lifestyle, clever shortcuts to manage her energy, and a blunt, occasionally cynical social attitude aligns her perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Hard Times - Paramore
The song's upbeat tempo masking themes of daily struggle and existential dread perfectly captures giovanna's aesthetic, where she jokes about her “de🫵pres🫵🫵🫵ssãoo🫵🫵” and the feeling that she needs “more than one job” or a miracle to “remove my life.” Her personality oscillates between chaotic nights out where she claims “everything is going wrong in my life” and the mundane cynicism of being a “fudido dev” who uses AI to “pretend I'm doing my job.” This contrast of high energy and biting irony mirrors the song's signature style of dancing through hardship. Ultimately, the track reflects the vibe of someone who survives on “coffee and cigarettes” while navigating the absurdity of modern adulthood.
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