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This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, studious, and emotionally intense while still deeply into her niche interests. They’re doing a master’s in China and actively reflecting on life and opportunities, like when they talk about posting a video with scholarship tips and saying they did it “a moda caralha”, which mirrors Lisa’s mix of idealism and self-awareness. Their emotional openness and sensitivity show up in posts about peace after the semester and the beauty of simple moments, such as feeling “paz indescritível” watching the city with a postcard sent home “fiquei 1 hora na frente da Bell Tower aqui de Xi'an... paz indescritível”. At the same time, they’re a huge nerd for esports and games, analyzing plays and players in detail, like criticizing misplays and champion choices “esse combo flash no maokai pra tirar o flash dele e fazer o baron clean pqp”, which fits Lisa’s analytical, obsessive side when she loves something. They also display a strong moral and political conscience, criticizing bad-faith takes about freedom and comparing realities in Brazil and China “o pior de tudo é a frequência que esse tipo de coisa acontece...”, very much in line with Lisa’s justice-oriented worldview. Finally, their combination of self-deprecating humor, nerdiness, and a sense of being a bit out of place but still hopeful matches Lisa more than the more chaotic Bart or laid-back Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek and enjoy social experiences, like going to watch parties and tweeting in real time with lots of emotional energy, e.g. attending Worlds events and watch parties such as “primeira stream na china!!! vou jogar... me deem feedbacks” and narrating stadium trips like “cheguei”, and they openly engage strangers on the metro about BYD and Lula in “chinês e seu filho no metrô me pararam pra perguntar se eu falava chinês... ficamos conversando”. Their focus is highly Intuitive: they frequently weave impressions and metaphors into their observations, like comparing a team to an anime trope in “a GENG é o vilão overpower de um shounen genérico...”, or calling KT the "paladinos da moralidade" in “todo mundo do bem torce pra KT... paladinos da moralidade e defensores da justiça”, showing a big-picture, symbolic style rather than just concrete details. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: they center values, vibes and emotional reactions, e.g. talking about "paz indescritível" in “fiquei 1 hora na frente da Bell Tower... paz indescritível”, describing empathy for workers and freedom issues in “o pior de tudo é a frequência que esse tipo de coisa acontece...”, and celebrating community warmth in “tive um dos mas memoráveis [Natais]... amigos latino americanos que me fazem sentir em casa”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and adaptiveness, like going to events last-minute and missing tickets in “descobri tarde demais que não teria aula... esgotou os ingressos de chengdu :(((”, admitting they post videos "a moda caralha" in “postei um vídeo falando... fiz este a moda caralha”, and starting streams casually just to test lag in “primeira stream na china!!! vou jogar no maximo uns 3 modo dinamico...”. Overall, the energetic social engagement, metaphor-heavy and idealistic framing, emotional expressiveness, and relaxed, improvisational organization together best fit ENFP.

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Brazilian in Xi’an doing a master’s & esports biz. Once watched Worlds on my phone in class in 2015—now I do it again, just on the other side of the world.– @gioxdano

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with baijiu for the bold leap of a Brazilian masters student living in Xi’an, clinking glasses between 🇧🇷 and 🇨🇳, just like when they wrote about this “𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚 entre o 🇧🇷 e a 🇨🇳**.” A hit of cold brew coffee channels their eternal late‑night sports grind and timeline suffering, from “é quase 1h da manhã aqui não sei se aguento ficar acordado até palmeiras x flamengo” to simply posting “café.” Matcha syrup adds a nerdy, cozy sweetness for the gamer/streamer student watching Worlds in class and grinding ranked, as seen in “assisti essa série enquanto o professor colocava essa pataquada na tela” and “upando a conta aqui acabei de ser MAMADO por um Zac challenger chinês.” Bright lime juice reflects the sudden joy and optimism of posts like “que dia lindo de outono que tá hoje aqui... inacreditável sorrir com o clima de novo depois de tanta chuva” and the peace of being “o eremita mais feliz do mundo” after the semester ends in “não consigo nem começar a explicar pra vocês a paz infinita que eu to desde que meu semestre terminou.” Finally, tonic water adds a bittersparkle that mirrors their salty, passionate esports commentary—yelling “VAI TOMAR NO CU HOPE” one moment and celebrating “SOCIEDADE ESPORTIVA PALMEIRAS” the next. Sipped over ice, it’s strong but refreshing, a classic highball shape filled with experimental, cross‑continental chaos—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in their tweets is a grounded warmth, loyalty, and appreciation for simple, shared experiences rather than status or glory, aligning most with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly highlight how much community and feeling at home matter, like when they share a Christmas in China with “friends Latin American … that make me feel at home even though everyone is so far away” “tive um dos mas memoráveis da minha vida aqui na China e tá tudo indo bem fotinho com os amigos latino americanos 🇭🇳🇲🇽🇧🇷🇪🇨 que me fazem sentir em casa mesmo todos estando tão longe”. There’s a consistent kindness and desire to help others, for example inviting people to ask more questions about scholarships and their situation in China “postei um vídeo falando um pouco da minha situação atual aqui na China e dando algumas dicas pra bolsa quem tiver interesse por favor faça outras perguntas mais diretas por lá”. They take evident joy in small, everyday comforts—autumn weather, coffee, postcards, birds around campus—which reflects a patient, steady temperament rather than a glory-seeking one “que dia lindo de outono que tá hoje aqui... inacreditável sorrir com o clima de novo depois de tanta chuva”, “hoje eu vi um pega rabuda no lado do restaurante universitário”. Even their esports passion is framed in terms of shared fandom and moral loyalty (e.g., calling KT the "paladins of morality and defenders of justice" and cheering for them as "the good side") rather than personal clout “todo mundo do bem torce pra KT. é o unico time que é permitido perguntar se é do bem ou do mal e responder do bem. paladinos da moralidade e defensores da justiça”. While they are clearly smart and analytical about games and life in China, the emotional core of the account is loyalty, warmth, and fairness—archetypal Hufflepuff traits.

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