Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: Frequently shares vulnerability and mental health struggles, like calling her dad for comfort and talking about depression and medication in “moro no rio sozinha há 4 anos hj foi a primeira vez que liguei chorando pro meu pai…” and “pessoal retiro tudo de bom que falei sobre o venlafaxina…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and tenderness toward boyfriend, friends, and family, e.g. “meu Deus eu preciso casar com o João Victor…”, “não tem coisa que eu ame mais do que dormir sentindo o cheiro do João”, and “eu e meu irmao nunca brigamos e agr n podemos MESMO porque tenho ELE tatuado”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor to narrate chaos, like the bar/food fiasco in “pedi 6 cervejas vieram duas águas…” and joking about blocking artists on Spotify in “meu dia acabou de ficar melhor depois de lembrar que da pra bloquear artista do Spotify…”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques gender dynamics and basic respect, such as the guy who only talks about himself in “to na frente de um potencial casal que só o cara fala…” and calling out people who refuse regional language differences in “gente o mínimo que você faz qnd viaja/se muda pra outro estado eh aceitar que as pessoas chamam as coisas de forma diferente”.
- Support-oriented: Values and highlights caring relationships and mutual support, like praising her boyfriend for cleaning her room when depression hits in “coisas fofas que queria compartilhar pq só viver n eh suficiente…” and appreciating friends who remind her to take medication in “Gisele me pergunta: amiga você tomou seu remédio?”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Repeatedly delays academic and internship duties, as in forgetting a memorial spreadsheet in “eu n fiz nada no estágio pq tava em clima de recesso ainda…” and missing a test then pushing it to second call in “tinha uma prova quarta feira 9h, lembrei as 19h…”.
- Academic-disengagement: Openly states she doesn’t care about college and hates doing it, like in “um relato de uma estudante que >caga< pra faculdade” and “é incrível que todos os meus problemas se resolvem menos a minha questão com odiar fazer faculdade”.
- Emotional-impulsivity: Describes intense reactions and impulsive thoughts, e.g. anxiety crises after days of substance use and no meds in “3 dias de maconha cigarro álcool e sem dormir + sem venlafaxina = 3 crises de ansiedade…” and wanting to “pular do sexto andar” in “sério vou pular do sexto andar”.
- Work-avoidance: Jokes about dodging responsibilities, like giving “migué” at the internship in “hj minha chefe me acusou de dar migue. eu realmente estava dando migue.” and fearing crying to her boss at the office party about not being hired in “medo de beber muito na festa do escritório e chorar pra minha chefe…”.
- Harsh-expression: Often uses aggressive or insulting language when annoyed, like “aí a burrice de vcs me irrita suas idiotas” and “prefiro passar o dia comendo pedra com farofa do que ir nesse churrasco da equipe”, which can make conflicts sharper.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and sharply observant about the world around her. Like Lisa, she’s openly vulnerable about mental health and burnout, juggling ambition with exhaustion, as seen when she writes about anxiety and antidepressants in “3 dias de maconha cigarro álcool e sem dormir + sem venlafaxina = 3 crises de ansiedade…” and “estou de ressaca, burnout ou episódio depressivo?…..”. She’s also principled and critical of social behavior, e.g. her rant about men dominating conversations in “ele só fala dele… homens suas vidas não importam tanto assim.” and people who refuse regional language differences in “não adianta ficar putinho vcs não tem 13 anos”. At the same time, like Lisa’s deep affection for family and friends, she’s extremely loving and sentimental about her boyfriend and loved ones, as in “meu Deus eu preciso casar com o João Victor” and “coisas fofas que queria compartilhar… hoje ele arrumou tudo praticamente sozinho”. Her mix of intellectual/ethical reflection, self-deprecating humor about studies and work, and intense emotional life aligns much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or indifferent energy of characters like Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about parties, bars, concerts and social life, like drinking with friends and coworkers and joking about the office party in “medo de beber muito na festa do escritório e chorar pra minha chefe”, and frequently share affection for friends and boyfriend in “tenho alguns amigos sim vitória Lincoln e Raphael”. Their style fits Intuition more than Sensing: they jump quickly to broader takes and meta-comments about people and culture, like “gente o mínimo que você faz qnd viaja/se muda pra outro estado eh aceitar que as pessoas chamam as coisas de forma diferente” and dramatic, exaggerated reflections such as “como existe gente tosca e elas sempre vão achar que são muito importantes”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: emotions, relationships and being loved are central, e.g. “moro no rio sozinha há 4 anos hj foi a primeira vez que liguei chorando pro meu pai… só queria ter certeza que se der tudo errado, meu pai não vai desistir de mim” and “sou tão feliz por ter conhecido gente maravilhosa… sei que sou amada em voz alta”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they procrastinate and improvise rather than plan, as seen in “tinha uma prova… arranjei um atestado… a segunda chamada é só no fim de novembro” and their chaotic approach to work and life in “pessoal aconteceu uma coisa engraçada… eu n fiz nada no estágio pq tava em clima de recesso”. The combination of emotional intensity, spontaneous humor, messy scheduling, and warmth toward friends and partner is very typical of ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your chefe thinks you’re ‘giving migue’ at the internship, come waste time with me instead — I’ll even fill out your memoriais spreadsheet while we drink that beer you tried to have in peace in front of the monologue guy.
- You survived RJ summer on an intern stipend that ended on the 10th, long bus rides, moving every New Year, and still cry because you love João Victor… I promise I’d treat you so well that even Luan Santana would have to cut his hair and hand you his heart instead.
- The way you talk about sleeping with João’s shirt, the smell on the pillow, and how he cleaned your room when depression hit… I don’t wanna replace that, but I’d love to be the extra person who makes you feel loved ‘em voz alta’ when the bad days and the 8th‑semester chaos show up.
- You, Lincoln and 5 Spatens ‘transcending’, three days in Vassouras with weed, cigarettes and no venlafaxina, crises of anxiety on a random street… I’m just saying: next trip I can be the responsible one who remembers your meds and still gets drunk and sings Lagum with you.
- You hate Henrique & Juliano on playlists, know every Luan reference, and call Ana Castela your idol — statistically speaking, I have a higher chance of becoming your favorite man than they do… can I audition starting with a duet of your favorite sertanejo at sunset da Nacional?
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Law student in Rio trying not to hate college, living on internship stipends, bad decisions & Luan Santana. Once forgot a test existed until 7pm.– @gioyngrid
Your signature cocktail
Amar Me Adoece Spritz
The cachaça with lime and chili is strong, messy, and a bit chaotic, like someone who admits “hj minha chefe me acusou de dar migue. eu realmente estava dando migue.” and still laughs it off. A beer reduction syrup nods to the broke-student-surviving-in-Rio arc of “quer se sentir a pessoa mais dura do mundo? more no Rio de Janeiro no verão sem cartao de credito e recebendo uma bolsa mequetrefe de estagiário q ja acabou no dia 10 do mês” and all those cervejas in bar stories. The cheap sparkling wine layer celebrates her loudly-in-love side, from “meu Deus eu preciso casar com o João Victor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” to “UM BRINDE AO NOSSO AMOR.”. A dash of smoked salt brings in the burnout/anxiety flavor of “estou de ressaca, burnout ou episódio depressivo?…..” and the emotional weight of “moro no rio sozinha há 4 anos hj foi a primeira vez que liguei chorando pro meu pai querendo só sentir um pouco de conforto”. Finally, the lime peel and crumpled post-it garnish represents her eternally chaotic faculdade/estágio life, like forgetting provas and memoriais in “um relato de uma estudante que >caga< pra faculdade” and “pessoal aconteceu uma coisa engraçada semana passada eu n fiz nada no estágio pq tava em clima de recesso ainda e ai hj lembrei que existe a planilha de memoriais”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
She consistently centers love, loyalty, and emotional care over status or achievement, which are core Hufflepuff traits. Her affection for her boyfriend and friends is loud and constant, like when she says she needs to marry João Victor and calls herself "so happy" for having wonderful friends and her love: “sou tão feliz por ter conhecido gente maravilhosa por ter meus amigos e o meu amor” and “meu Deus eu preciso casar com o João Victor”. She values small acts of care deeply, praising João for tidying her room when depression made it impossible for her to do so: “hoje ele arrumou tudo praticamente sozinho… amo ser amada em voz alta”, and cherishing sleeping with his scent: “não tem coisa que eu ame mais do que dormir sentindo o cheiro do João”. Her empathy extends beyond her inner circle, such as her distress over a neighbor’s neglected cat: “cara eu vou atrás do morador que deixou um gato sozinho no apartamento e o bichinho tá chorando desesperadamente”, and her anger at arrogant or inconsiderate behavior: “como existe gente tosca e elas sempre vão achar que são muito importantes”. While she clearly has wit and impulsiveness, the through line of her timeline is loyalty, tenderness, and a desire for safe, loving relationships, which fits Hufflepuff better than any other house.
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Amor de Que - Pabllo Vittar
A song that best suits @gioyngrid is Amor de Que by Pabllo Vittar, because it balances chaos, humor, love and mild emotional disaster in exactly the way she lives and tweets. She’s constantly between burnout and party mode, asking herself if she’s dealing with “ressaca, burnout ou episódio depressivo?” while ainda assim vivendo de bar em bar, crise em crise. At the same time, she’s intensely romantic and dramatic about João, dizendo coisas como “meu Deus eu preciso casar com o João Victor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and celebrando pequenos gestos como “não tem coisa que eu ame mais do que dormir sentindo o cheiro do João”. The song’s vibe of dancing through confusion and heartbreak fits her tweets sobre amar até adoecer, como em “amar me adoece”, mas ainda assim seguir vivendo intensamente com cerveja, amigos e caos. Amor de Que captures that mix of emotional mess, self-awareness, and festa that defines her timeline.
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