Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic: Openly expresses affection, e.g., “Gente como sabe a hora certa pra falar te amo?”.
- Loyal: Keeps devotion even when feelings aren’t reciprocated, as in “só minha namorada (que não sabe q a gente namora) tem que me achar cheiroso”.
- Supportive: Celebrates friends’ success in “to muito feliz pelos meus amigos”.
- Curious: Seeks answers for lore like “qual era o pedido dos pássaros meudeus”.
- Resourceful: Fixes tech at home, e.g., “CONCERTEI 2 FONES TWS”.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Fixation on Hexatombe/binaria shows in “EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS, EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS #hexatombe”.
- Impulsive: Threatens drastic actions like “eu me mato” if question not answered.
- Self-deprecating: Blames self in “e denovo o problema sou eu”.
- Jealous: Resents unchosen love in “você não me escolheu nem quando tinha apenas 2 opções”.
- Overcommitted: Takes on too much, e.g., “Feitos do dia” list ending with accidental harm.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa’s mix of intellectual intensity, artistic passion, and poignant vulnerability mirrors this user’s vibe. They obsess over stories and lore much like Lisa dives into causes, shown by their anxious devotion to Ordem Paranormal in “TEREMOS DROP HEXATOMBE MEUDEUS COMO EU AMO SER FÃ DE ORDEM” and “Se no #RevelendoHexatombe não responderem a maior dúvida do hexatombe eu me mato”. Their romantic yearning and introspection echo Lisa’s heartfelt diary moments, e.g., “sla acho que amo ela” and “Eu nunca te beijei mas eu sempre sonhei”. Even the earnest nerdy fixes like “CONCERTEI 2 FONES TWS… A CHINA ESTA EM MINHAS MAOS AGORA” feel Lisa-esque, showcasing clever problem-solving amid emotional whirlwinds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Frequent mentions of wanting to hole up with media, fix gadgets alone, or pine silently for a crush show reserve and introspection, pointing to I; e.g., “Indo sem perfume prós lugares pq só minha namorada (que não sabe q a gente namora) tem que me achar cheiroso” and “Gente lwr livro junto é muito legal. Ainda mais quando a pessoa pensa igual voce”. He loves big-picture fandom theorizing and poetic musings like “saber tudo é perder eu era marcada lembra de mim olha pra mim”, so abstract N dominates. Emotional honesty, romantic longing, and dramatic reactions such as “sla acho que amo ela” and “NADA ME PREPAROU PRA VER O WILL SE ASSUMINDO MEUDEUS😭😭” reveal a strong F preference. Spontaneous humor, impulsive repairs, and flexible planning—see “Feitos do dia... Matar a porra de um bicho de morte com 0 de força, 2 baquetas e um sonho” and “Eu de antigamente estaria mal com isso, eu de hoje fiz piada”—show adaptable P tendencies. Overall the introspective, idealistic, and emotionally driven spontaneity fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving Ordem Paranormal this much counts as a Hexatombe, let me be your bonus drop for finally taking that shower together.
- We can watch Hamilton side by side again, but this time I promise to keep you safer than Joji kept his mask.
- Hand me those two mystery books you snagged for ten reais and I’ll annotate every margin with reasons you should say ‘I love you’ back.
- Since only your ‘namorada que não sabe que namora’ gets to catch your perfume, maybe let this faux-relationship go official so I can sniff victory?
- I’ve got two repaired TWS buds and a playlist called ‘Cinerária, please calm down’; want to press play and let me serenade the espirito out of you?
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Story-driven tinkerer fixing TWS buds, auditing Hexatombe lore, and live-blogging silent crushes—ask about the time perfume backfired at movie night.– @girafaposte
Your signature cocktail
HexaTonic Heartquake
Smoked bitters capture the dramatic flair of “TEREMOS DROP HEXATOMBE MEUDEUS COMO EU AMO SER FÃ DE ORDEM”, while cold brew concentrate stands in for late-night emotional marathons like “sla acho que amo ela”. Passionfruit pulp channels the punchy romance of “When she text something sweet to me and I just stare at the phone like this”, and rosemary honey syrup nods to their bittersweet introspection in “Se eu tivesse que escolher 1 pessoa...”. Finally, sparkling guaraná delivers the chaotic Brazilian fandom energy of “CONCERTEI 2 FONES TWS... A CHINA ESTA EM MINHAS MAOS AGORA”, making this mix strong, fizzy, and a little unhinged—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They constantly lean into bold emotional leaps, like “Gente como sabe a hora certa pra falar te amo?”, broadcasting raw feelings without hesitation—classic Gryffindor courage. Their mock-heroic stance toward love and relationships, such as “sla acho que amo ela” and “Indo sem perfume prós lugares pq só minha namorada (que não sabe q a gente namora) tem que me achar cheiroso”, shows impulsive devotion. The flair for dramatic loyalty to fandom causes, seen in “TEREMOS DROP HEXATOMBE MEUDEUS COMO EU AMO SER FÃ DE ORDEM” and “SE DEUS É BOM O DIABO NÃO PRESTA”, further highlights their fearless, ride-or-die mentality. Even their willingness to repair gadgets and dive into daunting tasks (“CONCERTEI 2 FONES TWS... A CHINA ESTA EM MINHAS MAOS AGORA”) reflects a headstrong, can-do Gryffindor spirit. This mix of emotional bravery, impulsive action, and loud allegiance fits the lion house best.
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august - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them well is august by Taylor Swift, because so many of their tweets revolve around longing for someone they love but who doesn’t quite love them back the same way. They repeatedly frame themselves as the one who feels more, like when they say “If I had to choose 1 person among the 8 billion on Earth, I would choose you. Which I find funny, since you didn't choose me even when there were only 2 options”. There’s also the running bit about a ‘girlfriend’ who doesn’t know they’re dating, as in “Going places without perfume because only my girlfriend (who doesn’t know we’re dating) has to find me smelling good” and “I think I love her”, which mirrors the secret, almost-one-sided romance of august. The mix of romantic idealization and quiet pain appears again in “I need her to be mine” and in their dream tweet apologizing for not being who someone wanted (“I sat you in front of me and apologized for not being who you wanted”), capturing the song’s themes of wistful regret and loving someone you were never fully allowed to keep.
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