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Your Simpsons character
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, nerdy, and emotionally overloaded by a world that feels cruel and stupid. The bio "I đ´ Topology" and jokes like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidade na terra a nĂvel do mar em m/s²â show a very mathâandâphysicsâbrained personality, just like Lisaâs love of science. Their posts swing between political/structural frustration and dark humor, e.g. âPare de falar mal da fĂsica đĄđĄđĄđĄ Como vms convencer o governo a fazer um colisor maior pra genteââ and âObrigada por tudo Karlinhos Marx đâ, mirroring Lisaâs mix of idealism and exasperation with society. At the same time, thereâs a deep undercurrent of depression and alienationâtweets like âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ and âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ echo Lisaâs frequent episodes of existential despair. Their combination of being the "gifted," overthinking type who still feels powerless and miserable matches Lisa far better than chaotic Bart, checkedâout Homer, or steady Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts are about their inner thoughts, media, and niche interests rather than active socializing, and even when they mention friends itâs framed nostalgically or from a distance, like âEssa era a vibe de estar com meus amgs de biotec(sddsâ, suggesting they live a lot in their head. Their interests are strongly intuitive (N): the bio âI đ´ Topologyâ and jokes about math/physics like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidadeâŚâ and âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ show a preference for abstract, theoretical ideas over concrete dayâtoâday details. They lean thinking (T) in style: even when emotional, they default to sardonic logic or dark humor, e.g. âPq comer se vc vai cagar?â and the physics/chemistry jokes like âDar uma lambida diĂĄria numa barra de urânio dps dos 50 pra evitar o alzheimerâ show detached, analytical playfulness rather than warmth or harmonyâseeking. Their emotional posts (âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ, âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ) are blunt and unfiltered, but they rarely try to manage othersâ feelings, which fits T more than F. Finally, they look clearly perceiving (P): they complain about direction and structure (âO q krlhs eu faço da minha vida?â, âtalvez eu deva desistir do meu curso msmâ) and seem to drift through moods and interests rather than following plans, posting impulsive reactions like âAbout to happen sooner than you expectâ. The combination of solitary, highly abstract humor, emphasis on theory (topology, physics, chirality), detached logic, and low structure fits INTP best.

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Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with watermelon rind, a nod to their name and bio (â ¡ Amalie đ and âVai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a pena Vai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a pena Vai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a penaâ), grounding everything in messy Brazilian joy. Dry vermouth with a dash of saline adds a tired, bitter-salty edge for the constant academic and existential grind, echoing âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ and âQuando serĂĄ q tentar valerĂĄ a pena?â. An absinthe rinse brings strange, nerdy chaos, like turning Huskies into BanachâTarski victims and loving topology and chirality (âI đ´ Topologyâ, âHuskys are susceptibles to the banach tarski theoremâ, âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ). Chili-honey syrup captures their mix of aggression and affection, from âVAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUU FDNEEEEEEEEEâ to soft posts about friends and trans identity like âQuando escolhi meu nome eu achei q ele n combinava cmg... hj eu acho ele perfeitoâ. Finally, itâs served over an activated charcoal ice sphere for the ever-present abyss, slowly darkening the glass like their recurring wish to disappear (âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ, âbem q td mundo podia sĂł morrerâ) while still being weirdly beautifulâmuch like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They repeatedly show a deep attachment to abstract ideas and mathematics in a way that feels quintessentially Ravenclaw. Their bio literally says they "đ´ Topology", and they make highly nerdy jokes like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidade na terra a nĂvel do mar em m/s²â, which assumes comfort with obscure constants and enjoys the cleverness of using the more esoteric one. They also gush about fundamental concepts such as âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ, again showing excitement for abstract, structural ideas rather than just surface-level interests. Even their humor tends toward physics/engineering-style wordplay, as when they joke, âQuando vc namora por 6 meses te multiplicam por iâ, which relies on understanding complex numbers. While there is a lot of emotional struggle and some cynicism, the most consistent throughline is curiosity and intellectual playfulness with math, physics, and topology, all of which align strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A wellâknown track that fits them is The Perfect Girl by Mareux, with its blend of melancholy, detachment, and dark humor. Their timeline swings between existential exhaustion and joking despair, like âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ, âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ, and âbem q td mundo podia sĂł morrerâ, which mirrors the songâs cold, resigned mood about life and relationships. At the same time, they have a sharp, slightly surreal humor in tweets such as âHuskys are susceptibles to the banach tarski theoremâ and âDar uma lambida diĂĄria numa barra de urânio dps dos 50 pra evitar o alzheimerâ, matching the trackâs offbeat, internetâcoded vibe. Their posts about being trans and struggling with identity and body image, like âQuando escolhi meu nome eu achei q ele n combinava cmg por uns 3 meses e hj eu acho ele perfeitoâ and âMeus peitos tĂŁo doendo dms pra serem pequenos como sĂŁoâ, also resonate with the songâs sense of longing and alienation. Overall, the trackâs moody, gothâadjacent aura and emotional detachment feel very in tune with their mix of selfâdeprecation, fatalism, and niche nerd references like âI đ´ Topologyâ.

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