Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Darkly-humorous: Frequently turns bleak thoughts into jokes, like uranium and Alzheimer in âDar uma lambida diĂĄria numa barra de urânio dps dos 50 pra evitar o alzheimerâ.
- Intellectually-curious: Shows interest in math/physics concepts, e.g. topology in bio and jokes about BanachâTarski in âHuskys are susceptibles to the banach tarski theoremâ and Catalanâs constant in âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de CatalanâŚâ.
- Self-aware: Reflects openly on identity and name choice in âQuando escolhi meu nome eu achei q ele n combinava cmg⌠hj eu acho ele perfeitoâ.
- Affectionate-friend: Talks fondly about friends and missing shared times, like biotech friends in âEssa era a vibe de estar com meus amgs de biotec(sddsâ.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages with games, anime, and media (e.g. Hollow Knight, Avatar, JoJo, Bayonetta) in posts like âTalvez eu seja a lace silksongâ and âSabia q o sokka aparecia mas o ozai tbm???????â.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses strong wishes to die or kill herself in posts like âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ and âFuck my life I'm killing myself nowâ.
- Persistent-hopelessness: Describes life as torturous or pointless, e.g. âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ and âEsse ano serĂĄ horrĂvel como qlqr outro, n devo me iludirâ.
- Course-disillusionment: Repeated doubts about studies, as in âVc n consegue e começa a considerar desistir do cursoâ and âtalvez eu deva desistir do meu curso msmâ.
- Volatile-anger: Uses intense, explosive insults when frustrated, e.g. âVAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUU FDNEEEEEEEEEâŚâ and âVeia arrombada espero que tenha um infarto e morraâ.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about herself and her life, like âacho q era melhor ter morrido antes dos 15â and âAno tĂŁo miserĂĄvel q nem mais peito eu conseguiâ.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, nerdy, and emotionally overloaded by a world that feels cruel and stupid. The bio "I đ´ Topology" and jokes like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidade na terra a nĂvel do mar em m/s²â show a very mathâandâphysicsâbrained personality, just like Lisaâs love of science. Their posts swing between political/structural frustration and dark humor, e.g. âPare de falar mal da fĂsica đĄđĄđĄđĄ Como vms convencer o governo a fazer um colisor maior pra genteââ and âObrigada por tudo Karlinhos Marx đâ, mirroring Lisaâs mix of idealism and exasperation with society. At the same time, thereâs a deep undercurrent of depression and alienationâtweets like âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ and âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ echo Lisaâs frequent episodes of existential despair. Their combination of being the "gifted," overthinking type who still feels powerless and miserable matches Lisa far better than chaotic Bart, checkedâout Homer, or steady Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts are about their inner thoughts, media, and niche interests rather than active socializing, and even when they mention friends itâs framed nostalgically or from a distance, like âEssa era a vibe de estar com meus amgs de biotec(sddsâ, suggesting they live a lot in their head. Their interests are strongly intuitive (N): the bio âI đ´ Topologyâ and jokes about math/physics like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidadeâŚâ and âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ show a preference for abstract, theoretical ideas over concrete dayâtoâday details. They lean thinking (T) in style: even when emotional, they default to sardonic logic or dark humor, e.g. âPq comer se vc vai cagar?â and the physics/chemistry jokes like âDar uma lambida diĂĄria numa barra de urânio dps dos 50 pra evitar o alzheimerâ show detached, analytical playfulness rather than warmth or harmonyâseeking. Their emotional posts (âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ, âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ) are blunt and unfiltered, but they rarely try to manage othersâ feelings, which fits T more than F. Finally, they look clearly perceiving (P): they complain about direction and structure (âO q krlhs eu faço da minha vida?â, âtalvez eu deva desistir do meu curso msmâ) and seem to drift through moods and interests rather than following plans, posting impulsive reactions like âAbout to happen sooner than you expectâ. The combination of solitary, highly abstract humor, emphasis on theory (topology, physics, chirality), detached logic, and low structure fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you đ´ topology, so⌠if I were a vector field and you were â¡, would you like to check if thereâs any divergence between us, or are we already converging?
- You wondering if you should drop your course and tweeting âquando serĂĄ q tentar valerĂĄ a pena?â makes me want to propose a little experiment: we keep studying, but we add cachaça, Avatar marathons, and someone who actually answers your physics memes. Purely for science, of course.
- Every time you tweet âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ or âeu sĂł qria poder morrer logoâ, I want to do the absolute nerdiest thing and prove a counterexample: slow evenings, silly topology jokes, and someone who remembers youâre always â1h no passadoâ and texts you like itâs your time zone that matters.
- You joked that huskies are susceptible to the BanachâTarski theorem, but my heartâs already non-measurable: you took it apart and duplicated it infinitely with a single tweet about quiralidade and Catalanâs constant.
- You said your dream is âpegar um desse assimâ about that absurdly hot picâplot twist: my dream is exactly the opposite tweet, the one where itâs just you, casual selfie, complaining about life at 4 a.m. and accidentally looking like the main character anyway.
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Your new Twitter bio
Topology student, part-time meme archivist, full-time insomniac. Once misread Marilyn so badly it became a personality trait.â @girlboyfiend
Your signature cocktail
The Entropic Topologist
This drink starts with cachaça infused with watermelon rind, a nod to their name and bio (â ¡ Amalie đ and âVai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a pena Vai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a pena Vai ter mt cachaça e isso vai valer a penaâ), grounding everything in messy Brazilian joy. Dry vermouth with a dash of saline adds a tired, bitter-salty edge for the constant academic and existential grind, echoing âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ and âQuando serĂĄ q tentar valerĂĄ a pena?â. An absinthe rinse brings strange, nerdy chaos, like turning Huskies into BanachâTarski victims and loving topology and chirality (âI đ´ Topologyâ, âHuskys are susceptibles to the banach tarski theoremâ, âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ). Chili-honey syrup captures their mix of aggression and affection, from âVAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUU FDNEEEEEEEEEâ to soft posts about friends and trans identity like âQuando escolhi meu nome eu achei q ele n combinava cmg... hj eu acho ele perfeitoâ. Finally, itâs served over an activated charcoal ice sphere for the ever-present abyss, slowly darkening the glass like their recurring wish to disappear (âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ, âbem q td mundo podia sĂł morrerâ) while still being weirdly beautifulâmuch like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They repeatedly show a deep attachment to abstract ideas and mathematics in a way that feels quintessentially Ravenclaw. Their bio literally says they "đ´ Topology", and they make highly nerdy jokes like âEssa piada seria mt com a constante de Catalan doq com a aceleração da gravidade na terra a nĂvel do mar em m/s²â, which assumes comfort with obscure constants and enjoys the cleverness of using the more esoteric one. They also gush about fundamental concepts such as âQuiralidade ĂŠ algo mt fodaâ, again showing excitement for abstract, structural ideas rather than just surface-level interests. Even their humor tends toward physics/engineering-style wordplay, as when they joke, âQuando vc namora por 6 meses te multiplicam por iâ, which relies on understanding complex numbers. While there is a lot of emotional struggle and some cynicism, the most consistent throughline is curiosity and intellectual playfulness with math, physics, and topology, all of which align strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
The Perfect Girl - Mareux
A wellâknown track that fits them is The Perfect Girl by Mareux, with its blend of melancholy, detachment, and dark humor. Their timeline swings between existential exhaustion and joking despair, like âviver ĂŠ torturanteâ, âEu sĂł qria poder morrer logo de uma vezâ, and âbem q td mundo podia sĂł morrerâ, which mirrors the songâs cold, resigned mood about life and relationships. At the same time, they have a sharp, slightly surreal humor in tweets such as âHuskys are susceptibles to the banach tarski theoremâ and âDar uma lambida diĂĄria numa barra de urânio dps dos 50 pra evitar o alzheimerâ, matching the trackâs offbeat, internetâcoded vibe. Their posts about being trans and struggling with identity and body image, like âQuando escolhi meu nome eu achei q ele n combinava cmg por uns 3 meses e hj eu acho ele perfeitoâ and âMeus peitos tĂŁo doendo dms pra serem pequenos como sĂŁoâ, also resonate with the songâs sense of longing and alienation. Overall, the trackâs moody, gothâadjacent aura and emotional detachment feel very in tune with their mix of selfâdeprecation, fatalism, and niche nerd references like âI đ´ Topologyâ.
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