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Strengths and Weaknesses

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Lisa matches Cosette's left-of-center intellect, moral sensitivity, and cultural devotion. Both are bookish, lonely in their tastes, and inclined to high aesthetic standards; Cosette's constant literary references and cultural critiques read like Lisa's speeches in episodes where Lisa agonizes over art and ethics. Lisa's tendency to be misunderstood by peers echoes tweets about feeling persecuted and being 'the quiet mysterious girl' — a mismatch between inner life and social world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: she prefers quiet, late-night wandering and confesses 'i am the quiet mysterious girl', and describes avoiding talk ('i don’t like talking i don’t want to talk anymore'), showing energy drawn inward. Intuitive: her focus is on symbolism, metaphors and aesthetics — obsessive love of poets and cinematic moods ('richard siken', 'sofia coppola') — rather than concrete pragmatics. Feeling: she centers values, vulnerability and emotional truth in posts about love, suffering and identity ('i love U but literally sometimes love is not enough'). Perceiving: she resists rigid plans, is ambivalent about stability ('how do i become interested enough in making my life stable that i actually do it') and favors exploratory, aesthetic living over schedules. Together these traits point to INFP — the inward, poetic idealist visible throughout her feed.

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cosette | 22 • poetry, cinema & late-night aesthetics | uni student, short-film actor, edtwt survivor • librarian of sad playlists & bad jokes • pronouns: she • here for Richard Siken quotes and quiet revolutions– @girlkafka

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This drink is floral, slightly bitter, and theatrically green — a nod to French salons, romantic poets and late-night melancholy. Absinthe evokes the fin-de-siècle poets (Rimbaud/Shelley energy), the cherry syrup hints at bittersweet sweetness (her love and hurt), and a lemon cordial keeps it literary-bright rather than cloying — much like her playlists and 'palm trees in black and white' aesthetic. It’s a cocktail you’d sip in a dim café while annotating a novel.

Your Hogwarts House
Cosette's identity is anchored in intellectual and aesthetic pursuits: she quotes poets and devours novels ('richard siken', 'I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS NOVEL UNTIL THE END OF TIME'). She prizes subtlety, nuance and cultural literacy ('the difference between gossip and “lore” is elegant phrasing'), which are Ravenclaw strengths. Her self-reflective, sometimes eccentric creativity — obsessing over Sofia Coppola and moodboards — fits the house's value for unconventional wisdom. While she can be emotionally intense, Ravenclaw best captures her love of learning and literary devotion.

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Lana Del Rey’s cinematic, melancholic tone is directly reflected in Cosette's admiration — 'i love the new lana album she sings about relatable stuff like being Sweet and making out a lot' — and 'Video Games' in particular captures resigned romanticism, vintage glamour and slow sadness that match Cosette’s late-night playlists, aesthetic mourning and love of cinematic nostalgia.

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