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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online about the things she loves, and clearly thoughtful and anxious about the future. Their mix of academia and fandom—like worrying about classes in “vou fazer uma matéria na faculdade esse semestre sem minhas princesas #solidao” while being deeply invested in idols and pop culture—mirrors Lisa’s blend of studiousness and obsessive interests (jazz, causes, authors). The user’s anxiety and sensitivity come through in posts like “ai essa ansiedade ta me matando por dentro so quero que tudo dê certo logo :((”, which fits Lisa’s often-overwhelmed, emotionally aware side. At the same time, they’re extremely passionate and earnest in their stanning, as in “connor storrie te amo tanto sacrificaria muita gente pra voce ser feliz pra sempre..” and “TE AMO”, echoing Lisa’s all‑in devotion to the people and things she admires. Even their bio #TheFutureIsTeal and their thoughtful pop‑culture commentary, like “ja aceitei que minhas kats nao vao levar no domingo entao to na campanha pro grammy da minha outra prin rose pq nesse eu acredito”, feel like Lisa’s mixture of idealism, overthinking, and heartfelt analysis.

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They read as an extrovert (E): their timeline is saturated with other people, concerts, sports events and parasocial bonds, and they openly dramatize their feelings to an audience, e.g. “nao vejo a hora do pedro sampaio inventar de vir fazer show na uzna vai ser o melhor dia da minha vida” and “vou fazer uma matéria na faculdade esse semestre sem minhas princesas #solidao”, signaling strong social orientation. They lean strongly intuition (N): their comments are associative, metaphorical and reference-coded rather than concrete, like “ele eh meio kim mingyu coded nao vou elaborar” and “ele eh o homem mais jeremy knox que ja existiu”, focusing on vibes and patterns instead of specific facts. Their judgment is clearly feeling (F) driven: they center affection, attachment and emotional reactions—“connor storrie te amo tanto sacrificaria muita gente pra voce ser feliz pra sempre..”, “ai essa ansiedade ta me matando por dentro so quero que tudo dê certo logo :((”—rather than logical analysis. Finally, they appear perceiving (P): their tweets show spontaneity and mood swings (from rage at a game in “que jogo diabolico meu deus” to playful fangirling in “princess angel sweetheart”), with no sign of structured planning or orderly routines. The overall picture is of a highly expressive, emotionally attuned, vibe-and-symbol-oriented person who reacts in the moment and lives through intense social and fandom experiences, which best matches ENFP.

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Media student living on hockey games, K‑pop stages & Grammy debates. Once made mousse so bad a friend asked if anyone wanted a sip.– @girlscomunism

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This cocktail channels their teal-core vibe and bio #TheFutureIsTeal into a shimmering blue curaçao base, bright and a little dramatic, just like going "to meio insana com isso aqui" over a perfect OT6 look. Sparkling rosé brings the soft, romantic energy of calling idols "princess angel sweetheart" and "minhas princesas" while still being celebratory enough for hockey nights and chaotic games like "que jogo diabolico meu deus". Matcha syrup adds a slightly earthy academic note for the semester vibes of "vou fazer uma matéria na faculdade esse semestre sem minhas princesas #solidao", giving it depth under the cuteness. A dash of grapefruit bitters captures the anxious, sharp undertone of "ai essa ansiedade ta me matando por dentro" and those moments of pure ranço like "to num ranço vsf queria explodir esse rinque" so it’s not just sweet, it’s real. Finally, teal edible glitter swirls through the drink like a timeline full of "TE AMO", hockey, K-pop, and random obsessions from "WILL SMITH HOCKEY" to "connor storrie te amo tanto", making it chaotic, sparkly, and unapologetically jul.

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Their tweets show strong emotional loyalty and attachment to the people and things they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They talk about friends and idols in an affectionate, almost devotional way, like when they say about Connor Storrie, “te amo tanto sacrificaria muita gente pra voce ser feliz pra sempre..”, and call someone “princess angel sweetheart” with clear warmth and care “princess angel sweetheart”. Even in small social situations they defend others gently and fairly, explaining that no one was actually mocking someone’s effort, just the result, in “ninguém fez piada todo mundo achou bonito você fazer o mousse o problema eh que ficou aguado…”. They also express vulnerability and perseverance, like when they admit, “ai essa ansiedade ta me matando por dentro so quero que tudo dê certo logo :((”, which reflects a patient desire for things to work out rather than a more aggressive, Slytherin-style push. Overall, the throughline is devotion, softness, and a focus on the happiness of others, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff rather than the sharper ambition of Slytherin, the intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or the showy bravado of Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for them is Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift because it captures high emotional intensity, anxiety, and attachment to special moments—exactly the mix their timeline shows. They openly share their anxiety and desire for things to work out, saying “ai essa ansiedade ta me matando por dentro so quero que tudo dê certo logo :((”, which echoes the song’s constant questioning and worry. They’re deeply sentimental and fiercely devoted to their faves, as in “connor storrie te amo tanto sacrificaria muita gente pra voce ser feliz pra sempre..” and “troy barrett meu menino lindo”, mirroring the song’s all‑consuming focus on one person. Their dramatic reactions to games and pop culture—“que jogo diabolico meu deus” and “to meio insana com isso aqui acho que elas nunca serviram tanto em look ot6 quanto hj”—fit the track’s breathless, urgent energy. Even their soft, aesthetic side, like “com #ele em paris 🍃☕🥐”, aligns with the song’s nostalgic, cinematic memories of an intense era.

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