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Like Lisa, Lou is a passionate artist and intellectual who finds her identity in her craft, specifically dance, often feeling “lost” when she cannot practice. She shares Lisa’s moral conviction and disdain for hypocrisy, particularly regarding “karma” and organized religion. Despite her high-mindedness, she is deeply involved in pop culture, obsessing over idols and “animes” just as Lisa oscillates between jazz and teen idols. Ultimately, her sharp wit and frustration with the public mirror Lisa’s struggle as a “functional and thinking being” in a world that often tests her patience.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lou exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant need for social interaction and community, stating that she needs to “see my friends at least once a week or I'll go crazy”. Her Intuition (N) is visible in her deep emotional connection to abstract themes in art, such as being “completely enchanted” by the delicate storytelling of an anime. As a Feeling (F) type, her tweets are highly expressive and centered on personal values, often reacting intensely to her idols or fictional characters, like when she feels “jealousy FOR him” while reading. Finally, her Perceiving (P) preference is shown by her spontaneous and scattered habits, such as forgetting she “created a playlist” herself or describing her mind as “empty and architecting my self-destruction” when she lacks a structured activity like dance.

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Passionate dancer and K-pop enthusiast with a love for culinary experiments. Dedicated professional by day, keeping the drama for the family group chat.– @girly_lost

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This cocktail captures Lou’s chaotic but endearing energy, starting with a base of sparkling grape and lemon because “as vezes tortinha de limão e uva é janta”. The smoked mezcal reflects her love for starting drama just to “assisto o circo começar a pegar fogo” before disappearing. A heavy dose of sugary cordial pays homage to her 'old but gold' K-Pop obsession, especially when she’s “viciada em dopamina” and needs that 'farofada' beat. Finally, it's served with edible glitter to match her style as someone “nascida nos anos 2000” who finally found her aesthetic in Y2K fashion.

Your Hogwarts House
Lou demonstrates a sharp focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly through her unapologetic frustration with the workplace and her calculated social interactions. She exhibits a classic Slytherin 'burn it all down' attitude when wronged, as seen when she tweets, “não só karma, vem alguém depois me falar de religião e deus, ah vá pro krlh o que mais tem é gente fazendo merda por aí e não sofrendo consequência” and admits to stirring the pot for amusement with her family, saying she “jogo uma fofoca/bomba no grupo... assisto o circo começar a pegar fogo *saio”. Her ambition and high standards are evident in her perfectionism, celebrating that she finally made her “PRIMEIRO BOLO DA VIDA SEM ABATUMAR” and her desire to dominate the DJ scene because she believes her taste is superior to the “kpop atual”. Ultimately, her bio, “one day I’ll make onions cry”, perfectly captures the witty, slightly menacing ambition typical of a Slytherin.

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Lou is a dedicated fan of K-pop and BTS, frequently sharing how their music acts as a personal soundtrack for her life. She identifies as a dancer, expressing that “fico algumas semanas sem dançar e começo a questionar toda a minha existência”, which mirrors the song's themes of self-expression and passion through performance. The track's high-energy 'farofada' style aligns with her preference for older, high-energy tracks, as she claims “as antigas são MIL VEZES mais fritação e farofada”. Despite the stress of working with the public, she maintains a vibrant personality, even jokingly referring to the group as her “amigos íntimos bts”. Ultimately, the song’s anthem of self-love and resilience fits someone who uses Paradise to cope and is eagerly “arquitetando minha autodestruição” when deprived of her creative outlets.

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