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They read and play a ton of niche and long-form visual novels, which fits Lisa’s bookish, obsessive-media-fan side, like when they say “i finished sayooshi and i kind of wanted to write an entire paragraph on it” and “if you loved the first aitsf you gotta play remember11 man”. There’s a strong thoughtful, socially-aware streak under the shitposting, visible in tweets like “It really is crazy how so many people can't just realize japanese people don't all share the same opinions” and “Don't Call Them Venecos Bro!”, which is very Lisa: caring about how people talk and think. Like Lisa, they can be melodramatic and existential in a funny way, e.g. “I have a hole in my brain” and “Lets all die Sunday”, mixing genuine feelings with irony. Their nerdy fixation on specific fandoms—Fate, VNs, anime—mirrors Lisa’s intense phases, like “All I think about lately is fate I'm sorry people”. Overall, they come across as intelligent, hyper-online, sensitive, and a bit world-weary but still earnest about the things they love, which aligns most closely with Lisa rather than the more careless chaos of Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about solitary media consumption (visual novels, anime, YouTube) and introspective moods, e.g. “ive been watching youtube videos since i woke up” and “i miss when i only watched anime and took screenshots of everything that looked cute to me”, rather than going out or seeking big social crowds. Their interests and language lean heavily toward intuition (N): they focus on narratives, vibes, and meta-thoughts about media and fandom rather than practical details, like “i wish people talked about this one more considering its a long one. i only just remembered how good it is when i listened to the full umi ost........” and their fixation on abstract emotional reactions to Fate and other VNs, e.g. “All I think about lately is fate I'm sorry people”. They appear more feeling (F) than thinking: they center emotions, empathy, and personal discomfort rather than detached logic, such as “For the people in the quotes I feel like you can acknowledge that someone this young shouldn't really be into these things even if you were when you were that age idk😅” and “i got hit by one of those random bouts of sadness and that made me giggle thank you s;g yaoi”. Their style is also more perceiving (P) than judging: they procrastinate and leave things unfinished, jumping between VNs and anime with little structure, as seen in “can i just pause little busters and finish the extra content in the next 5 years” and “i miss yu no. i never finished it”. In combination—introspective, emotionally driven, media-focused, and somewhat unstructured—this profile best fits INFP: an imaginative, feelings-oriented introvert who lives strongly in inner worlds and stories.

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Visual novel enjoyer from Chile. Fate/FSN brainrot, Remember11 evangelist, part-time yaoi critic. Once cried at a reading contest and still kept reading.– @gistinus

Your signature cocktail
Dark rum stands in for the unexpectedly intense inner life behind all the shitposts, the same person who says “I have a hole in my brain” but also gets openly emotional over “fate stay night 😭😢😢😭…”. Matcha syrup nods to their otaku/anime/VN fixation and the way they’re always midway through some route or series, from “i finished mios route but im so mad why does this game keep edging me” to “i still havent watched fate apocrypha........”. Chili-chocolate liqueur is for the combo of sweetness and sharp bite: they like chocolate per their bio and will say things like “Pueden todos morirse ahora por favor” in the same feed they giggle about poop and yaoi. Yuzu soda water brings a bright, jittery, almost anxious fizz, like taking a nap and dreaming about anime during an earthquake in “took a short nap and i had a dream i started bakemonogatari but while i was watching it there was an earthquake okay”. Blackcurrant jelly cubes are the visual-novel save jewels rattling around at the bottom, a tribute to their constant route-hopping and specifically the pain of “everytime i forget to leave a jewel in yu no it automatically becomes the worst game ever”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with media analysis and niche visual novel talk, showing a strong curiosity and love of learning—they keep jumping between complex VNs and anime, e.g. “if you loved the first aitsf you gotta play remember11 man”, “i finished sayooshi and i kind of wanted to write an entire paragraph on it but this app is kinda ass right now so i wont.”, and “that mahoyo yaoi art has me mad again at the fact ive been trying to read mahoyo since 2024 and i just cant get invested when it sounds like something that i would love”. They also display a distinctly Ravenclaw-ish need to categorize and think about media frameworks, as in “It really is crazy how so many people can't just realize japanese people don't all share the same opinions” and their fascination with someone’s detailed scoring system: “Saw someone on anilist with a very detailed score system that rated a lot of ecchi or just straight up porny manga high honestly I respect it”. Their humor is often verbal and conceptual—wordplay, odd questions, and meta jokes like “would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport” and “When I was younger I thought a jenovah witness and a Casanova were the same thing”—which fits Ravenclaw’s wit. Even their childhood memory about reading speed tests and a comprehension competition, where they excelled at reading but struggled when questioned, points to a bookish, cerebral bent: “we had to check how many words you could read per minute and i always read more than average so i got into a reading comprehension competition”. There’s some Slytherin-esque self-preservation and Hufflepuff warmth sprinkled in, but the dominant throughline is an introspective, media-obsessed, verbally playful mind—classic Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “Inside Out” by Eve (theme for Jujutsu Kaisen 0). They balance dark humor, emotional swings, and otaku intensity, like when they say “I have a hole in my brain” and “Lets all die Sunday”, which fits the song’s chaotic but tender emotional core. Their life seems saturated with anime/VNs and slightly unhinged energy—constantly thinking about Fate (“All I think about lately is fate I'm sorry people”), screaming about Remember11 and VNs like “if you loved the first aitsf you gotta play remember11 man” and “i miss yu no. i never finished it”—which mirrors the song’s frenetic, nerd‑coded vibe. At the same time, there’s a thread of vulnerability and self-destructive jokes, like “Was going to probably going to make myself pass out again by buying gummies”, that matches the song’s mix of emotional exhaustion and determination. Eve’s style also fits their specific taste for Japanese media and slightly eccentric, internet-poisoned humor, seen in posts like “Mom just told me I can't laugh at poop because I'm around 30 ??” and “would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport”. Overall, Inside Out captures the feeling of being overwhelmed, extremely online, but still passionate and alive—just like their timeline.

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