Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Outgoing: She describes herself as someone who “gives a 'good afternoon' to absolutely anyone” in her building.
- Disciplined Athlete: Despite the rain making her “not want to go work out,” she consistently posts about attending the gym and tracking her progress.
- Artistically Talented: She creates digital art, mentioning her use of “pirated Infinite Painter” and her plans to draw idols like GBT.
- Academic Focus: She shows concern for her future and exam performance, noting facts about “physical geography on the ENEM” to help her peers.
- Loyal Friend: She expresses deep “hatred for people doubting her friendships” and cherishes seeing her best friends at school every day.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spender: She frequently laments being “broke” and complains about only having “20 reais left” in her account.
- Highly Forgetful: She struggles with basic organization, once “forgetting her glasses” and getting lost because she can't remember where things are.
- Emotionally Volatile: Her tweets often use extreme language, ranging from “I’m going to kill myself” to intense outbursts of “craving attention.”
- Chronically Tired: She complains of “fucking sleepiness” and exhaustion, indicating poor sleep hygiene or low energy levels.
- Indecisive Nature: She admits to wanting to “change her nail color” less than a week after getting them done.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Giulia is a high-achieving student who expresses intense anxiety over her academic future, evidenced by her worry that she might “zerar a redacao do enem” or her need to “garantir meu futuro caso de td errado”. She shares Lisa’s artistic and musical passions, frequently discussing drawings, concerts, and niche fan culture, such as her excitement for twenty one pilots. While she has a sharp, cynical edge—often exclaiming “ai serio vtmnc” at societal nonsense—she remains deeply social and values her 'besties' at school. Ultimately, her blend of intellectual pressure, moral opinions on “rivalidade feminina”, and a creative soul makes her a modern, teenage version of the Springfield icon.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Giu demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her highly expressive, social energy and her habit of greeting “absolutely anyone inside my building/condo”, alongside her vocal desire for more social interaction and concerts. Her Intuition (N) is seen in her creative pursuits, such as drawing and her commentary on character tropes like “she is so 'draw-able' I can't explain”. She leans heavily into Feeling (F), as her feed is a stream of raw emotional reactions, ranging from being “SO LONELY” to defending friends against those who “doubt my friendships”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous, disorganized nature, such as when she realizes “I forgot my glasses” or impulsively wants to “change my nail color even though I haven't had this one for a week”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not have the infinite sauce of Ross Lynch, but for 150 reais, I’d definitely make sure you're front row in my life.
- Are you a Twenty One Pilots world tour? Because I’d never skip your city—even if I were 'anti-carioca.'
- I promise I’m easier to understand than high school geography, and I’ll never make you feel like you’re 'lost in a gunfight.'
- Is your name Ana Bia? Because I think I’m ready to stop looking for other options and make you my favorite teacher.
- I heard you’re looking for a room with a normal size, but if you ever feel 'carente' again, my heart has plenty of space for two.
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Aspiring artist and student navigating the chaos of the ENEM and the gym. If I’m not sketching, I’m probably bankrupting myself for the next big concert.– @giuliaisanidiot
Your signature cocktail
The 'Molho' Infinito Caipirinha
This drink perfectly captures Giu’s vibe as a Brazilian student-artist navigating the chaos of senior year and K-pop fandom. The base is a classic strawberry caipirinha, inspired by her being “carente i bebendo caipirinja de morango”, while the spicy chili rim reflects her frequent outbursts like “ai serio vtmnc”. We add silver glitter for her Met Gala obsession and a photocard garnish because she dreams of being “bonita ao nível de ganhar um photocard seu de brinde”. It’s a strong, high-energy cocktail for someone who survives on the “molho inexplicável” of her favorite idols while worrying about her “bracinho de macarrao” at the gym.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Giulia embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through her genuine friendliness and value of community, explicitly stating “eu saio dando boa tarde pra absolutamente qlqr um dentro do meu predio/condomínio”. Her deep emotional loyalty to her friends is evident in her fear of finishing school because “n quero parar de ver meus besties td dia”, showing she finds security in her social bonds. She also demonstrates the house's signature work ethic and honesty regarding her gym routine, admitting “ir pra academia da preguica mas eh bom” and celebrating her consistency by saying “hj falei 'o de hj ta pago' pela primeira vez fml”. Ultimately, her protective nature over her relationships and her down-to-earth, relatable attitude make her a clear fit for the badger house.
Your movie
Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
As a devoted fan of Twenty One Pilots, Giulia’s tweets reflect the song's core themes of academic pressure and the fear of growing up. She expresses deep anxiety about leaving school, stating “to c medo de acabar a escola n quero parar de ver meus besties td dia”, while simultaneously battling the exhausting demands of the ENEM, worrying “vtmnc vo zerar a redacao do enem”. Like the lyrics about being 'stressed out' by adulthood, she frequently mentions being “falida” and overwhelmed, even joking about her “bracinho de macarrao” at the gym. Her persona perfectly matches the track's blend of teenage angst, nostalgia, and the struggle to balance personal interests with future responsibilities.
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