Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about being the “bicha MAIS BURRA desse calçadão” and dramatizing not creating a vlog channel in “indo pro trabalho pq em 2015 eu não quis criar um canal de vlogs pq eu tinha vergonha 💔💔💔”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Frequently shares feelings openly, from hunger and frustration to nostalgia and love for family and husband, as in “aniversário do esposo hj comi bolo da sogra brinquei com os gatinhos dei presente que ele amou e a vida eh bonita sabe”.
- Affectionate: Shows consistent warmth toward loved ones and pets, praising her husband’s lasagna in “ontem meu esposo fez simplesmente a melhor lasanha que já experimentei… god bless his heart te amo amor” and getting emotional over siblings and animals.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages with music, TV, and internet culture (Charli, Rosalía, Billie, One Direction, Bridgerton, Boca Rosa, Sephora), as seen in “pensando aki que se tiver remix charli e rosalia eh possível que eu tenha um episódio de arritmia cardíaca”.
- Socially-aware: Reflects on gender and social experiences, like in “as vezes eu me pego pensando como homens JAMAIS serão capazes de entender a complexidade das nossas experiências das nossas dores das nossas preocupações nossas indagações nossos sentimentos” and light “critica social” posts.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-spender: Frequently laments wanting expensive items and makeup despite limited money, as in “so much coisas que eu quero comprar so little money 💔💔” and anxiety about Boca Rosa and Sephora launches.
- Negative-selfimage: Calls herself “fea” and overly harsh names, e.g. “tem aqueles dias que vc acorda FEA… hj eh meu dia eu simplesmente estou muito fea” and “eu sou simplesmente a bicha MAIS BURRA desse calçadão”.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Exaggerates distress with references to throwing herself on train tracks or buses, like “vou estar me jogando nos trilhos da linha vermelha em breve anotem” when dealing with FOMO about shows.
- Work-burnout: Often stressed by teaching workload and low motivation, as in “eu ontem NO PARQUE e a coordenadora perguntando se eu ja tinha corrigido as provas… calma eu to de ferias.. 😔” and complaining about students and exams.
- Risk-taking: Mentions behaviors like riding a bike drunk and causing an accident in “ontem dirigi (pilotei a bike do ibirapuera) bebada (tinha tomado três beats) e ocasionei um acidente (bati na guia e o luan ralou o joelho) 😫😫😫”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re best matched with Lisa Simpson: emotional, reflective, socially aware, and a bit dramatic, but also funny and self-deprecating. Like Lisa, they juggle responsibility and frustration with adult life and work, joking about teaching and grading, as in “eu ontem NO PARQUE e a coordenadora perguntando se eu ja tinha corrigido as provas dos alunos…” and “como pode na mesma turma ter um que tira 9.2 quase gabarita e outro que tira 5”. Their strong sense of gendered experience and critique of men’s inability to understand women mirrors Lisa’s feminist streak, for example “as vezes eu me pego pensando como homens JAMAIS serão capazes de entender a complexidade das nossas experiências…”. They also overthink feelings and aesthetics, from makeup and blush to feeling ugly or broke, in an almost Lisa-like hyper self-awareness: “blush blind? jamais blush aware!!! sei que está exagerado e eh assim que eu gosto!!!” and “tem aqueles dias que vc acorda FEA… eu simplesmente estou muito fea”. Finally, their mix of pop culture obsession and yearning for a different life—wanting concerts, travel, and nicer things while stuck in traffic and work (“sao paulo de merda (estou no trânsito”, “hj fui numa loja da miumiu e fiquei triste de ser pobre”)—fits Lisa’s blend of idealism and exasperation with her surroundings.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted (E) energy: they constantly reference social life, crowds, shows, and students, like when they talk about seeing a Livinho concert and drinking vodka and energy drink simultaneously as a “ritual” of their 17-year-old self "ontem vi show do livinho e bebi vodka com energético ao mesmo tempo foi quase um ritual de invocação da giullia de 17 anos love her", and joke about almost throwing themselves in front of buses because they’ll miss a Charli show "sábado paralisem todas as linhas de ônibus de guarulhos e são paulo se nao vou estar ME JOGANDO na frente do primeiro que eu ver nao acredito que não vou estar na zig pro show da charli nao me conformo 💔💔💔💔💔". Their timeline is full of emotional commentary, aesthetic reactions, and imaginative exaggerations, which fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing, such as when they dramatize how a Charli x Rosalía remix might give them cardiac arrhythmia "pensando aki que se tiver remix charli e rosalia eh possível que eu tenha um episódio de arritmia cardíaca" or when they miss Paris despite never having been there "saudades de paris 🥺 (nunca fui". They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they talk about the complexity of women’s experiences and emotions "as vezes eu me pego pensando como homens JAMAIS serão capazes de entender a complexidade das nossas experiências das nossas dores das nossas preocupações nossas indagações nossos sentimentos", gush about their husband’s lasagna and their love for him "ontem meu esposo fez simplesmente a melhor lasanha que já experimentei na minha vida toda se pa uma das melhores coisas que já comi god bless his heart te amo amor", and care a lot about cute family dynamics with pets "acho fofo demais homens que reconhecem a paternidade dos bichinhos das sua mulheres e viram uma grande família". Their lifestyle and tone point to Perceiving (P): they’re chronically late or disorganized ("to atrasada n acredito vtnc"), make impulsive decisions about cutting or growing their hair "acho que vou deixar o cabelo crescer… pensando pensamentos" and buying makeup in bursts of obsession "meu deus eu sou DUENTE estou sofrendo de ter que esperar ate dia 10 pra comprar as maquiagens da boca rosa", and often react spontaneously to whatever is happening (traffic, shopping, concerts) rather than presenting structured plans. The mix of hyper-social commentary, strong feelings, humor, and constantly shifting interests around pop culture, beauty, students, and everyday chaos is very characteristic of an ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever meet at 3 a.m., I promise I’ll bring you Wingstop, Cane’s AND Five Guys so your FYP can finally relax—and maybe you let me be the sixth guy on your mind.
- You’re a social sciences girlie from SP who teaches kids, cries over One Direction, and plans her life around Sephora, Boca Rosa and Fenty launches… statistically speaking, the probability of me falling for you was always 1.
- You said you’d ‘collapse from FOMO’ not seeing Charli at Zig—how about we fix that by you collapsing into my arms at the next chaotic pop girl show instead?
- You joked about not starting that vlog channel in 2015 and now going to work because of it; I can’t change the past, but I can be the guy in your future thumbnails titled ‘my husband made the best lasagna ever (again).’
- You hate cuscuz paulista, almost summoned your 17-year-old self with Livinho and vodka, get emotional over your brother’s baby pics, and call yourself ‘the dumbest bitch on this sidewalk’—I think you’re actually the main character of the absolute cinema I want to rewatch for the rest of my life.
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Social sciences, São Paulo. Teacher, wife, makeup addict, TikTok procrastinator. Once almost crashed a bike at Ibirapuera after 3 Beats and still showed up to class.– @giulliaetc
Your signature cocktail
Blush Aware Nectarini
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with nectarine peel to channel her obsession with scent and freshness, inspired by her love letter to perfume: “to obcecada na minha colônia da phebo de nectarina que DELICIA fico cheirando a suquinho fresquinho 😩”. Sparkling pink lemonade reflects her chaotic, pop-girlie sweetness and aesthetic, the same energy she brings when freaking out over shows and fandoms like “ONE DIRECTION VOLTA POR FAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR” and longing for Charli and Rosalía remixes: “pensando aki que se tiver remix charli e rosalia eh possível que eu tenha um episódio de arritmia cardíaca”. A shot of energy drink nods to her party-core stamina and teenage revival rituals, like the night she said: “ontem vi show do livinho e bebi vodka com energético ao mesmo tempo foi quase um ritual de invocação da giullia de 17 anos love her”. The dash of saline solution gives it a subtle, grown-up edge and represents her teacher-adult life stress, correcting tests on supposed vacation: “eu ontem NO PARQUE e a coordenadora perguntando se eu ja tinha corrigido as provas ... calma eu to de ferias.. 😔”, and her broke-but-glam beauty crises like “so much coisas que eu quero comprar so little money 💔💔”. Finally, the sugar rim with crushed strawberry candy is her unapologetically extra blush aware vibe and soft spot for cute excess, channeling “blush blind? jamais blush aware!!! sei que está exagerado e eh assim que eu gosto!!!” and her dramatic foodie moments from craving fried chicken at 3 a.m.: “pq que da essas horas da madrugada começa a aparecer tanto video de gente comendo wingstop cane’s e five guys na minha for you vtnc que FOME de frango frito” to the feast at her grandma’s: “hj minha avó fez um almoço singelo apenas arroz, feijao, bife, couve refogada, strogonoff, salada de palmito e omelete de batata”. This is a strong but bubbly, sweet with a saline reality check, just like a girl who can complain about São Paulo traffic: “sao paulo de merda (estou no trânsito” and still romanticize life over her husband’s lasagna: “ontem meu esposo fez simplesmente a melhor lasanha que já experimentei na minha vida toda ... god bless his heart te amo amor”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Giullia reads first and foremost as a loyal, affectionate, hard‑working person whose life centers around relationships and everyday care, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She clearly cares deeply about her students and takes her job seriously even while joking about it, like when she vents about the coordinator chasing her on vacation in “eu ontem NO PARQUE e a coordenadora perguntando se eu ja tinha corrigido as provas dos alunos que fizeram atrasados e ja tinha postado no sistema calma eu to de ferias.. 😔” and laughs at only four students showing up in “quatro alunos vieram pra prova… [picture]”; this mix of responsibility and gentle humor fits Hufflepuff’s work ethic. Her devotion to loved ones is constant, from praising her husband’s cooking in “ontem meu esposo fez simplesmente a melhor lasanha que já experimentei na minha vida toda se pa uma das melhores coisas que já comi god bless his heart te amo amor [picture]” to savoring a warm family lunch in “hj minha avó fez um almoço singelo apenas arroz, feijao, bife, couve refogada, strogonoff, salada de palmito e omelete de batata [picture]”. She’s also emotionally generous and soft with animals and family, calling it “fofo demais” when men embrace their partners’ pets in “acho fofo demais homens que reconhecem a paternidade dos bichinhos das sua mulheres e viram uma grande família [picture] [quoted tweet]” and getting teary about siblings in “mulheres incapazes de ver fotos dos irmãos criancinhas sem ficar com os olhos cheios de lágrima [picture]”. While she shows wit and self‑deprecating humor, as in “eu sou simplesmente a bicha MAIS BURRA desse calçadão [picture]”, her defining through-line is loyalty, tenderness, and everyday grind rather than sharp ambition or grand heroics, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A fitting song for @giulliaetc is girls by girl in red, which captures chaotic young-adult energy, messy feelings, and a bit of existential humor. Their bio, “it'll always be a mess, we were all forced to exist,” echoes the song’s mix of tenderness and emotional confusion. They constantly juggle work, money, and desire, as seen in posts like “so much coisas que eu quero comprar so little money 💔💔” and “mês que eu fico mais pobre fudida miserável pq tem ferias na escola e vai ter lançamento oficial da pink mouth semana granado e aniversário de sephora que vontade de beber veneno 😁”, which aligns with the song’s undertone of being overwhelmed but still romantic and dreamy. The song’s queer, introspective perspective also fits her emotional depth and sensitivity about relationships and womanhood, reflected in “as vezes eu me pego pensando como homens JAMAIS serão capazes de entender a complexidade das nossas experiências das nossas dores das nossas preocupações nossas indagações nossos sentimentos”. Between obsessing over pop culture, beauty, and crush-level devotion to artists and products like “pensando aki que se tiver remix charli e rosalia eh possível que eu tenha um episódio de arritmia cardíaca” and “blush blind? jamais blush aware!!! sei que está exagerado e eh assim que eu gosto!!!”, the song’s lyrics about intense, slightly chaotic feelings map well onto her timeline. Overall, girls captures her blend of humor, emotional intensity, and the beautiful mess of being a young woman navigating love, identity, and everyday chaos.
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