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Your Simpsons character
They read as a creative, politically aware, slightly over-caffeinated Lisa Simpson. The bio signals identity and values upfront ("artist || boober👾|| lesbian || métis🪶||free🇵🇸"), which matches Lisa’s tendency to wear her ethics on her sleeve. They’re outspoken about politics and justice, cheering progressive wins like “YESSS OMG I DONT EVEN LIVE IN NEW YORK, OR EVEN THE STATES, BUT THIS IS HUGE” and explicitly supporting Palestine, very in line with Lisa’s activist streak. Their love of books, art, and slightly niche media—like DnD OCs in “Quinzie, child of a sacrificer . . . #DnD #oc #ocart #animatic” and podcast/film references such as “the magnus archive is a podcast”—fits Lisa’s intellectual, artsy side. At the same time, their emotional honesty about burnout and growing up, like “not to be that guy but☝️I haven't had much free time in the past two weeks and it is catapulting me into burnout”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of precocious insight and teenage vulnerability.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently post about social experiences, fandom events, and friends, like planning a Europe trip with friends in “idk probably going to Europe in the spring with 4 of my closest friends” and excitedly sharing life updates in “16 WHOLE YEARS OLD!!!!”, suggesting they gain energy from interaction and visibility. Their focus on possibilities, media analysis, and imaginative worlds points to Intuition: they gush about DnD OCs and lore in “gurgle swanson is about to be real i love dnd” and notice symbolic patterns like the FNAF reference in “did anyone catch the 'scooped' reference or am I a littlw too locked in to details??”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions, values, and relationships: they openly express love for their girlfriend in “chat im lowkey in love with my girlfriend” and political/moral stances like “free🇵🇸” in their bio and excitement over progressive wins in “YESSS OMG I DONT EVEN LIVE IN NEW YORK, OR EVEN THE STATES, BUT THIS IS HUGE”. Their style is spontaneous and flexible rather than rigidly planned, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about burnout and lack of structured time in “I haven't had much free time in the past two weeks and it is catapulting me into burnout”, and they impulsively adopt new fandom trends like “im considering this my official initiation into the phandom #greeningoutfordnp”. Overall, their outward energy, imaginative fandom/art focus, emotionally expressive values, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity fit ENFP best.

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16 • she/they • Métis artist + DnD goblin wrangler • once identified my life goal at a kids’ library event • currently rotating Dan & Phil in my brain– @gl0wstick_flu1d

Your signature cocktail
A non-alcoholic glow-up of a Shirley Temple, this drink riffs on their baffled question “why is my shirley temple glowing”, turning it into a signature luminescent cherry syrup base—sweet, theatrical, and a little mysterious, just like their art posts and DnD OCs. The pear and jellyfish-blue citrus soda nods to being a self-declared “pear enthusiast” (“as a pear enthusiast I dont know if this tweet should offend me or make me feel seen”) and their awe-struck aquarium selfie (“anyways heres a picture of me absolutely enthralled by the sight of jellyfish”), giving the drink a bright, curious fizz. Mint ‘library garden’ ice cubes reference their volunteer work and budding teacher energy (“volunteer at library for childrens events… decide i wanna be an elementary teacher”), adding a cool, grounded note under all the fandom chaos. The starry edible glitter rim reflects their cosmic, queer, theatrical vibe—“⭐️she/they⭐️”, the birthday selfies, and the Halloween looks (“happy halloween,, ”)—because this is a drink that absolutely insists on being photographed. Finally, a dash of ‘purple-out’ butterfly pea tea honors their phandom initiation and matching color-campaign energy (“guess we doin purple now #purpleoutfordnp”, “im considering this my official initiation into the phandom #greeningoutfordnp”), shifting the drink’s color like their ever-evolving hyperfixations while staying alcohol-free for a 16-year-old whose life, in their words, proves that “i guess proximity counts for a lot right now”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of creativity, analysis, and niche intellectual interests that fits Ravenclaw best. Their feed is full of art and original characters, like the detailed DnD OC posts such as “Quinzie, child of a sacrificer . . . #DnD #oc #ocart #animatic” and “BALLROOM QUINZIE!!! I love her sm 😭 . . . #ocart #dndart #DnDcharacter #clown”, which show imagination and worldbuilding. They’re also drawn to story-heavy, lore-rich media like The Magnus Archives and FNAF, as seen in “magnus??? institute???” and “MILD FNAF 2 SPOILER!!!! . . . did anyone catch the 'scooped' reference or am I a littlw too locked in to details??”, indicating an eye for subtle narrative details. Their enjoyment of oddly specific sensations and thoughts, like “'manual breathing' this 'manual blinking' that, have you ever become aware of your aorta and carotid out of nowhere and somehow are able to feel them”, reads as introspective, slightly nerdy curiosity. Finally, they quote and adopt a reflective line about life and proximity in “my entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance while I stay in the same place, and I guess proximity counts for a lot right now.”, showing philosophical, self-analytical tendencies typical of Ravenclaw rather than the more action-driven traits of Gryffindor or Slytherin.

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The song Ribs by Lorde fits glow because it captures that mix of growing up, nostalgia, and intense emotion that runs through their posts. Their bio quote, “i guess proximity counts for a lot right now,” is literally a line from Ribs and signals how deeply they connect to its themes of closeness and time slipping by. Tweets like “my entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance while I stay in the same place, and I guess proximity counts for a lot right now.” mirror the song’s anxious, bittersweet look at youth and change. At the same time, their excitement over fandoms and little life moments—like “chat im lowkey in love with my girlfriend” and “16 WHOLE YEARS OLD!!!!”—matches the way Ribs balances joy and fear of growing older. Overall, the song’s emotional, slightly dreamy vibe suits an artsy, thoughtful teen who cares a lot about connection, identity, and the fleeting weirdness of being sixteen.

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