Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constant, detailed excitement about Blur, Graham Coxon, The Waeve, etc., like “I wake up and I'm going to feast on the new graham coxon content” and “dalex vs gralex we're so back”.
- Multilingual: Fluently switches between English and Chinese in tweets such as “blurtwt淫商巅峰” and “我剪视频用的就是粉丝自修复4k版”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self-aware jokes like “Twitter I'm 3 minutes old” and “Imagine all 4 of blur can drive”.
- Analytical mind: Shows structured thinking about politics and media, e.g. “If you take blur vs oasis seriously then 1. I have to admit those spin doctors…” and commentary on New Labour in this tweet.
- Creative editor: Makes edits and videos, asking others to engage, like “Okay my edit who wants it” and talking about using fan-restored 4K footage in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive phrasing like “You know what, fuck Blair” and “I hate this documentary Live Forever like bro new labour please leave music industry alone!!”.
- Online conflict: Gets drawn into fandom fights, e.g. “I can't fucking believe I'm fighting with oasis fans on Chinese Internet” and calling Oasis fans clowns in this tweet.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about being ignored or unfollowed in a downbeat way, like “omg no one gaf im going to bed then” and “None of you are curious about the lore ok bye imma km.s”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Posts intense reactions in the moment, e.g. “I'm having a orgasm” over content and “I think someone unfollowed me for my unpopular opinion yesterday” showing quick emotional swings.
- Provocative framing: Uses charged or sexualized descriptions of public figures, such as “Top incel graham coxon that is who you are” and “Boy you submissive & masochist af”, which can alienate some readers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: hyper-intelligent, politically aware, creatively obsessive, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa going on tangents about politics and ethics, they tweet detailed takes on class and New Labour, e.g. “Like I said when they're facing such an offer for upward mobility it's really really hard to refuse. Yes, they come from the working class…” and “I hate this documentary Live Forever like bro new labour please leave music industry alone!!”. They’re also a passionate, slightly lonely music and fandom nerd, spiraling over Britpop and blur ships the way Lisa fixates on jazz and niche interests, as seen in “blurtwt ultimate gralex shipper” and “Every time I want to read the new update of The Nearer The Fountain, things happen and block my way.”. The intense emotional swings and self-aware drama—“None of you are curious about the lore ok bye imma km.s” and “Sometimes I feel it's so unbelievable like wdym I have friends all over the world!! I love you all”—fit Lisa’s combination of angst and earnest affection. Even their mix of multiple languages and nerdy detail (physics, AO3, Britpop history) mirrors Lisa’s overachieving, multilingual, bookish vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social world is mostly online fandom and media rather than in‑person parties, and they often reference feeling ignored or lonely, e.g. “omg no one gaf im going to bed then” and “None of you are curious about the lore ok bye imma km.s”. Their bio’s mystical Latin line “O ignis!... scio te vitam universi esse” and long political/media rants show a strong intuitive (N) bent, preferring big-picture narratives and theory such as “If you take blur vs oasis seriously then… Learn some real history pls” and the Britpop/New Labour commentary in “To be honest, I think even Oasis reunion was pushed by New Labour”. They clearly lead with feeling (F): they’re emotionally expressive, dramatic, and value-driven, as in “Sometimes I feel it's so unbelievable like wdym I have friends all over the world!! I love you all” and intense stan reactions like “I'm in heat for him ❤️”, while their political critiques (e.g. “I hate this documentary Live Forever like bro new labour please leave music industry alone!!”) are framed in moral/emotional terms rather than detached logic. They seem strongly perceiving (P): their life is scattered between exams, skipping meals, AO3 reading, art, and sudden obsessions—see “Haven't had anything for breakfast and lunch and now its 5pm I'mma go straight for a big dinner hehe” and the spontaneous, chaotic tone of “40 minutes until exam”, plus their prolific fandom spirals and edits like “Okay my edit who wants it”. Altogether, the introspective loneliness, intense inner values, abstract political/media analysis, and unstructured, impulsive lifestyle point most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here fighting Oasis fans on Chinese Internet and autistically analysing New Labour like it’s MI5 files on Britpop — can I enlist as your slightly confused but very devoted research assistant?
- You said thinking the Gallagher brothers are gay is just ‘the fucking fact’ — statistically speaking, what are the chances you’d consider going a little bi for a night out with someone who worships your britpop battle iceberg lore?
- You dreamt about Graham Coxon signing stuff on your bed so you could sell it and get rich — how about we skip the capitalism arc and just have you wake up to me making you breakfast after a The Waeve binge instead?
- You said blurtwt treats Graham like a欲求不满 whore and that ‘he just is like that’ — if you ever need a break from psychoanalyzing his submissive era, I volunteer to be the next awkward guitarist you project your shipping energy onto.
- You’re editing fanvideos from a fan-restored 4K Blur source, reading ‘The Nearer The Fountain’ on AO3, and tweeting in Latin, English and Chinese — I don’t want to scare you, but you might be the rarest lost media of all, and I’d really like a front‑row seat to your remaster.
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Blur, Britpop & British politics on main. Once fought Oasis fans on Chinese internet and still survived to make fan edits and overthink MI5 files.– @GlacierODechart
Your signature cocktail
The Britpop Battle Negroni (Fuck Me If I’m Wrong)
This cocktail is a moody, slightly unhinged Britpop Negroni for the person who made “The britpop battle iceberg, fuck me if I'm wrong” their whole brand “The britpop battle iceberg, fuck me if I'm wrong”. London dry gin stands in for their deep obsession with Blur and Graham—the sharp, very British base of everything, from “I wake up and I'm going to feast on the new graham coxon content” to “Graham Coxon the old uke you are”. Campari adds that bitter, dramatic streak that surfaces whenever they're beefing with Oasis fans or New Labour, like “I can't fucking believe I'm fighting with oasis fans on Chinese Internet” and “I hate this documentary Live Forever like bro new labour please leave music industry alone!!”. Sweet vermouth is their softer, affectionate side—the one that cries over Rose and ships everyone with everyone, as in “And graham reminding her verse 2 omg I'm crying 😭😭😭😭” and “The ultimate gramon shipper”. A smoky lapsang souchong tea syrup nods to their intense, slightly academic vibe (physics Christmas, autistic about British politics) and late‑night AO3 tendencies, from “My fucking Christmas is all about physics” to “Every time I want to read the new update of The Nearer The Fountain... AO3 down right before I click it 💔”. Finally, the orange twist with a tiny cube of aged cheese on the rim is pure Alex James chaos and dairy worship, echoing “Alex look the girl you are” and their delight at “Alex James: i love cheese my dream is to meet a girl called camembert” “The whole Blur: being vegen Alex James: i love cheese my dream is to meet a girl called camembert”, making the whole drink as extra, dramatic, and oddly tender as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong analytical and intellectual streak, especially in how they dissect politics and media. For example, they break down class and social mobility with nuance in “Like I said when they're facing such an offer for upward mobility it's really really hard to refuse. Yes, they come from the working class, and that's true, but when they were part of the working class, they didn't get the right support.” and critique media narratives in “If you take blur vs oasis seriously then 1. I have to admit those spin doctors in the 90s were so genius on public media control 2. Your media literacy makes it impossible for you to tell that it is a man made unnecessary stuff 3. Learn some real history pls”. They also demonstrate a clear love of learning and frustration when they can’t access reading material, as in “Every time I want to read the new update of The Nearer The Fountain, things happen and block my way. This time? AO3 down right before I click it 💔”, and they casually complain that their Christmas is all about studying physics in “My fucking Christmas is all about physics”. Their bio in Latin — “O ignis! Tu in caelo, tu ante me es undique et scio te vitam universi esse.” — further suggests someone who enjoys abstract, almost mystical thought and language play. While they can be passionate and combative (which might hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin), their dominant traits are curiosity, critical thinking, and an orientation toward understanding systems and history, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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