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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Conscious: He actively supports human rights, stating "TERFs can fuck right off" in his bio and defending "trans rights" against bigotry.
- Generous Supporter: He frequently uses his platform to signal boost and donate to creators in need, such as asking "is there a way to donate directly to you?" during a peer's hardship.
- Diligent Researcher: He spends months compiling detailed documentation for the community, including "a near complete documentation of John LeMay’s Big Book of Japanese Monster Movies".
- Constructive Educator: He believes in accessible science communication, arguing that "ignorance just means you have more to show them!" rather than mocking people for lack of knowledge.
- Reconciliatory Spirit: He is willing to move past old internet drama, reaching out to an old rival to "bury the hatchet" after ten years of friction.
Weaknesses:
- Highly Combative: He often resorts to aggressive insults, calling others "thin skinned little bitch" or "piss baby" during disagreements.
- Abrasive Communication: His frustration with fans leads to vitriolic outbursts, such as telling the speculative evolution community they have "worms in your fucking brains".
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He occasionally displays elitism regarding media preferences, mocking fans of certain series as "neckbeard hordes" or "stupid".
- Violent Rhetoric: He uses excessive imagery when expressing disagreement, claiming a "moral duty to kill them with your teeth" regarding people with differing anime tastes.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Glarn Boudin embodies the pedantic and fiercely critical nature of Comic Book Guy, often engaging in intense debates over media and 'correct' interpretations. He frequently mocks what he perceives as low-quality content, remarking “Wow! That looks generic as shit!” and dismissing entire fanbases as “pseudo-intellectual clowns”. Like the Simpsons character, he holds very specific, elitist opinions on his niche interests, such as kaiju and dinosaurs, famously proclaiming “I fucking told you all that #PrimitiveWar was dogshit”. Despite his prickly exterior and tendency to say “Worst. Episode. Ever.” in spirit, he is deeply invested in the lore and preservation of his favorite genres.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
GlarnBoudin exhibits the 'Debater' profile, energized by external intellectual conflict and challenging the status quo (E). His intuition (N) is evident in his focus on hypothetical 'what-if' scenarios and speculative biology, such as asking “how COULD it work?” regarding realistic kaiju. His thinking (T) process is blunt and logic-driven, often dismantling arguments he deems irrational, like when he calls opponents “pseudointellectual clowns” or mocks “skills issues” in science communication. He shows a perceiving (P) preference for open-ended exploration and spontaneous interests over rigid schedules, seen in his diverse creative entries for the “#TwoPointMuseum contest” and his willingness to “start a rumpus” for the sake of a spirited debate.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 'realistic kaiju' spec evo project? Because I'm ready to skip the whining and go full Mythbusters to figure out exactly how we could work.
- I promise I'm more book-accurate than an upscaled anurognathid, and I definitely won't block you like a 'little piss baby.'
- Forget the paleontology puritans; I'd gladly spend my final moments vibing on a floating water mattress with you and a caiman.
- If you ever need a break from the 'awesomebro' salt, we could stay in and build a nice little zoo in Prehistoric Nature together.
- I’m not an AI bro or a TERF, so you don't have to disregard me—in fact, I think you're even cooler than a Dr. Doom high school beef.
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Your new Twitter bio
CEO of Awesomebros. Kaiju enthusiast and spec-evo critic documenting lost monster media. Once banned from MoMA; now busy debating why Samus dogwalks Warhammer.– @GlarnBoudin
Your signature cocktail
The Retrosaur's Salty Rumble
This experimental cocktail is for those who appreciate a 'realistic kaiju' aesthetic and despise "thin skinned little bitch" behavior. The salt reflects the user's bio and their tendency to start a "rumpus" over power-scaling debates, while the bitter notes capture their disdain for the "spec evo community's complete inability to handle criticism". The high-proof base is strong enough to "dogwalk everything Warhammer has to offer", serving as a toast to the "real OG Megalosaurus".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Glarn Boudin consistently displays Gryffindor boldness through his aggressive defense of his principles and his willingness to engage in public confrontation against what he perceives as injustice or stupidity. His bio's stance that “TERFs can fuck right off” sets a tone of defiant bravery that is mirrored in his social justice commentary, such as when he asserts a “moral duty to kill” those defending sexist character designs. He shows typical Gryffindor impulsiveness and a fiery temper, frequently insulting opponents as “thin skinned little bitch[es]” or “piss baby[ies]”. Ultimately, his desire to “bury the hatchet” with past enemies and his relentless crusade against the 'paleo fandom' demonstrate a heart that prioritizes standing one's ground and chivalrously defending one's personal truth above all else.
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Dinosaur - King Crimson
Glarn Boudin describes himself as someone “full of salt and retrosaurs,” aligning with a song that celebrates prehistoric power over modern fragility. He frequently lashes out at 'paleo puritans,' asserting that “dinosaur movies are spreading misinformation” is a tired narrative, preferring the 'awesomebro' aesthetic of kaiju and monsters. His confrontational nature is evident in how he calls opponents “thin skinned little bitch[es]” and mocks those who value “muh practicality” over storytelling spectacle. Ultimately, his digital presence is a “bizarre mix of social Darwinism and crusade” for the media he loves, making this progressive rock anthem for the 'old-school' giants a perfect fit.
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