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Sideshow Bob is an erudite, high‑brow villain who constantly references classical literature and history, much like @GlassPalestine’s long, historically‑laden tirades such as 'A better genealogy of RW British politics would be that the Tories are initially open borders...' and 'Most armchair historians fail to divide ideological motive from circumstantial benefit...'. He shares the user’s disdain for mainstream academia ('The issue with citations is that most scholars today are incredibly mediocre...') and his elitist, reactionary worldview ('Elite theory fries the brain of every 105iq philistine...'). Both characters see themselves as intellectually superior and view modern culture as degenerate, which is why Sideshow Bob’s contempt for the Simpson family mirrors the user’s contempt for contemporary 'normies'. Their combined religious‑conservative nuance ('There's an implicit unbelief in the dissident use of 'Christ' instead of 'Jesus'') also aligns with the user’s Presbyterian identity. Overall, Sideshow Bob’s cultured, reactionary, and self‑appointed elite persona best matches the user’s tweet style and ideology.

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The user writes in a highly introspective, monologue-like style, rarely engaging directly with others, as seen in "Most armchair historians fail to divide ideological motive from circumstantial benefit." Their focus on broad, abstract historical patterns such as "The big conceptual battle of our time is whether "Democracy" means popular will or equality" indicates a preference for intuition over concrete details. The arguments are framed analytically and logically, exemplified by "It's not an inherent principle that the "right" is more peaceful than the "left", but rather that rightists tend to be more psychologically & politically self‑sustaining," showing a Thinking orientation. Finally, the user emphasizes clear goals and structured visions, like "The object of the Right should be to raise a generation outside of zogworld, to leave behind an inheritance worth dying to uphold," reflecting a Judging preference. Overall, the pattern aligns with an INTJ personality type.

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Ex-saxophonist turned history nerd, political essayist, once cited a medieval chronicle as a recipe. #RW #AcademicCritique– @GlassPalestine

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The drink is called "Macedonian Manuscript" to echo the user’s self‑title “The Macedonian” and their fascination with layered historical narratives. Mastika, a Greek‑anise spirit, evokes the ancient Macedonian empire they allude to, as in the tweet “In the 1830s, Orleanist historians like Thierry saw the genesis of France in the tension between the Gallo‑Roman bourgeois & the Frankish aristocracy.” A measure of peated Scotch whisky adds a smoky, Presbyterian note, reflecting their bio and the line “The emerging British Christian Right, more than anything else, represents a resurgent Social Conservatism.” The bitter amaro mirrors their scathing view of modern academia, echoing “The issue with citations is that most scholars today are incredibly mediocre and have nothing of worth to say.” Rosemary‑infused simple syrup and a splash of lemon bring a Mediterranean herbal flourish, recalling their frequent references to “the Frankish yoke” and “Mediterranean spirit.” Finally, a rosemary sprig garnish ties the whole concoction together, symbolising the “preservation & exercise of reputation” they lament as a lost art.

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The user consistently shows a deep, scholarly engagement with history and political theory, indicating a priority on knowledge and wisdom, as seen in tweets like "Most armchair historians fail to divide ideological motive from circumstantial benefit" and "The issue with citations is that most scholars today are incredibly mediocre and have nothing of worth to say." Their tweets are filled with nuanced references to obscure historical events and intellectual concepts, such as "In the 1830s, Orleanist historians like Thierry saw the genesis of France in the tension between the Gallo Roman bourgeois & the Frankish aristocracy," demonstrating a love for learning and intellectual depth. They also value clever analysis and critical thinking over populist opinions, exemplified by "The big conceptual battle of our time is whether 'Democracy' means popular will or equality." These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw's emphasis on wisdom, wit, and the pursuit of knowledge, making Ravenclaw the most fitting house.

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Their reverence for a timeless national order is clear in their tweet that "Parliament (both Commons & Lords as equals) was originally meant to represent a permanent, unchanging national interest," which echoes the anthem’s celebration of enduring sovereignty. They champion a strong, Christian‑conservative identity, as seen in "The emerging British Christian Right…represents a resurgent Social Conservatism" and the comment "There’s an implicit unbelief in the dissident use of ‘Christ’ instead of ‘Jesus’," aligning with the anthem’s historic ties to the Crown and the Church of England. Their distrust of modern liberal institutions is evident in the claim "The UN was originally founded to consolidate what was left of White hegemony," showing a desire for a sovereign nation‑state protected from globalist intrusion. The anthem’s lyrics "God save our gracious King, Long live our noble King" directly mirror their call for a stable, monarchic anchor against the "big conceptual battle" they describe as whether "Democracy means popular will or equality." Thus, the traditional British anthem "God Save the King" encapsulates their ideal of a continuous, unchanging authority, religious devotion, and nationalist pride.

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