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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Alex is deeply opinionated and vocal about her moral stances, frequently calling out others for what she perceives as inconsiderate behavior, such as when she noted, “It just shows you're an inconsiderate piece of shit”. She exhibits a signature Lisa Simpson blend of high intelligence and existential angst, often spiraling into dark thoughts about her future, like when she remarked, “I can't think of any good reasons to not kms rn 😃”. Despite her cynical edge, she possesses a sensitive heart and a desire for social inclusion, admitting, “I know I'm not popular lmfaoooo I wanna be included”. Ultimately, her profile reflects a complex young woman navigating her identity through a mix of activism, self-criticism, and a yearning for connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alex identifies herself as an ISTP in her bio, and her tweets reflect a focus on the Introverted and Sensing preference for physical reality and privacy, stating “I'm such a private person and I like what's mine to stay MINE”. Her Thinking side is evident in her blunt, often aggressive communication style when calling out others, such as calling someone an “inconsiderate piece of shit” or a “pick me fucking loser”. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her spontaneous reactions and self-described “lazy” approach to organizing her digital space. She focuses heavily on sensory experiences like gym progress, low-calorie foods such as “plain steamed broccoli”, and aesthetic visuals, consistent with the ISTP 'Virtuoso' profile.

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22 | ISTP. From perfecting low-cal recipes to finding the best gym routines. I value authenticity, privacy, and meaningful growth. Here for the journey.– @glaucous_fairy

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 22-year-old ISTP who isn't afraid to be blunt, fueled by the declaration that “White chocolate is a sin, fight me.”. The dark, bold base matches her intensity when she's “so fucking evil” or calling out 'pick me' losers, while the shimmering glitter reflects her love for “nature” and a specific “vibe”. Despite the bitter undertones of her humor, it’s ultimately a celebratory blend for someone who spent their birthday insisting that “cals don't count”. It is a high-contrast, experimental cocktail served cold—much like her scalp after a “deep condition and detox.”

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Alex exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of being fiercely protective and confrontational when she perceives an injustice, such as when she called out a user for an insincere apology, stating, “The only reason she is even ' apologizing ' is because she got caught”. Her boldness and willingness to "fight" for her opinions are evident from her bio, “White chocolate is a sin, fight me”, and her blunt defense of friends like Fret, where she notes, “Fret legit has done nothing to you yet you have consistently misgendered fret”. This impulsivity and “fire” in her online presence, coupled with her tendency to make daring, unfiltered statements like “I think id actually commit a crime”, align her strongly with the house of the brave and the outspoken.

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The user’s feed is heavily centered on the struggle with body image and the desire to be 'perfectly' thin, which aligns with the themes of Prom Queen. They express a deep dissatisfaction with their appearance, once tweeting, “Chat I'm like actually so fat and need to end it all”, reflecting the song's lyrics about the pressure to fit beauty standards. Their obsession with calorie counting and comparison is evident when they say, “I'm so far, I genuinely need to be thin and boney like a skeleton”. Furthermore, the song's focus on internal pain hidden behind a specific aesthetic mirrors their post: “I have to get skinny so I can kms and not be a fat ghost”. This track perfectly captures the melancholic, self-critical nature of their online persona and their fixation on weight as a measure of worth.

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