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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: mischievous, irreverent, and very online. They clearly enjoy stirring the pot with edgy or provocative takes, like the blunt post “#menaretrash #womenarebitch” and the sarcastic jab at politics, “Why do Americans love to put politics everywhere?”. Their sense of humor is chaotic and meme-y, celebrating internet/otaku culture in a very teen‑Bart way, such as “Lol, neuro sama est passé à la télé. GLOIRE A NOTRE IA OVERLORD !! 🫡 #Neurosama” and loud hype posts like “SYMPHOGEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR”. At the same time, they show strong, almost fanboyish devotion to niche interests—anime, VTubers, Transformers—similar to Bart’s obsessive enthusiasm for his favorite shows and idols, as seen in “💙 #gawrgura Til all are one” and multiple Symphogear tweets. Their mix of snark, juvenile humor, and sincere fandom lines up much more with Bart than with more serious or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solitary media hobbies (anime, VTubers, Transformers) rather than big social gatherings, and their tone is more like private commentary than attention-seeking, e.g. the low-key satisfaction in “Holy shit, he realy like the show. (I am realy happy than symphogear was one on my first anime i watch)”. Their posts are strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete stuff—specific shows, toys, TV appearances—like “Lol, neuro sama est passé à la télé. GLOIRE A NOTRE IA OVERLORD !! 🫡 #Neurosama” and multiple image-heavy tweets about Symphogear and Transformers, rather than abstract theories. The tone skews Thinking: they’re blunt, sarcastic, and critical, as in “Who win: Someone who is accused of pedo without proof, Or an account, whose only gimmick is to hate miners, talk to miners. Mmmm.... which one do i trust more?” and the harsh “Les tagueurs qui marque leur territoire, pathétique...”, plus the edgy “#menaretrash #womenarebitch”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving than Judging: tweets are spontaneous reactions (“YAY” in this post, “SYMPHOGEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR” in another), not evidence of planning, schedules, or structured projects. Altogether, a reserved but expressive media enjoyer with concrete interests, blunt logical critique, and a go-with-the-flow posting style fits ISTP best.

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Axel | Anime & Symphogear enjoyer, Transformers fan, French tea drinker. Once watched Symphogear first and never recovered (in a good way).– @gldnbastion

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This cocktail riffs on Axel’s anime obsession, especially their joyous cries of SYMPHOGEAR like “SYMPHOGEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR”, by mixing bright, high-energy flavors into an experimental highball. Yuzu-infused gin brings a sharp, stylish kick for their dramatic hype posts like “SYMPHOGEAR GATTAI !!”. Matcha honey syrup and sparkling jasmine tea nod to their love of Japan and tea vibes from their bio and tweets such as “That why i love japan #transformers”. Blue curaçao colors the drink Hololive-ocean blue in honor of “💙 #gawrgura Til all are one”. Finally, a dash of absinthe adds a slightly bitter, chaotic edge that mirrors their sharp takes like “Why do Americans love to put politics everywhere?” and the snark of “Les tagueurs qui marque leur territoire, pathétique...”, making the drink both playful and just a little dangerous—much like Axel cheering “GLOIRE A NOTRE IA OVERLORD !!” in this Neuro-sama tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Axel shows a very Gryffindor-style readiness to speak out bluntly and stand up for what he thinks is right, even when it’s confrontational or unpopular. For example, he criticizes online behavior in a very direct way in French with “Les tagueurs qui marque leur territoire, pathétique...” and takes a strong stance in a messy accusation situation with “Who win: Someone who is accused of pedo without proof, Or an account, whose only gimmick is to hate miners, talk to miners. Mmmm.... which one do i trust more?”. That willingness to jump into contentious topics also appears in “Why do Americans love to put politics everywhere?”, which shows a tendency to call things out rather than stay neutral. There’s also an impulsive, emotionally expressive side—like the excited, all-caps reactions in “SYMPHOGEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR” and “😭😭 YEAAAAAA , go baby go”—that fits Gryffindor’s passionate, heart-on-sleeve temperament more than the cooler calculation of Slytherin or the reserved steadiness of Hufflepuff. Taken together, his outspoken defense of what he sees as fair and his bold, emotional posting style point most strongly to Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “The Touch” by Stan Bush, the iconic Transformers anthem. They clearly love Transformers, as seen in tweets like “That why i love japan #transformers” and multiple posts showing Transformers figures and media. The song’s heroic, over-the-top 80s energy matches their hype-heavy style in posts such as “SYMPHOGEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR” and “SYMPHOGEAR GATTAI !!”. They even echo the song’s title directly with “'She got the touch'”, showing they already resonate with its spirit. The mix of earnest fandom, mecha/anime love, and dramatic enthusiasm makes “The Touch” the perfect theme song for them.

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