Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly articulates complex feelings and inner states, like guilt and depression, in tweets such as “i was born feeling like a mistake, that's why i feel so guilty for existing” and “eu definitivamente me sinto estilhaçada que nem vidro, mas ainda assim existe uma gratidão imensurável…”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and appreciation for friends and close people, e.g. “te amo glep bebezinho lindo”, “te amo mãe”, and planning photos with Driely in “e quando eu tiver na casa de driely e a gente fizer uma sessão de fotos assim”.
- Aesthetic creativity: Shows creative, visual taste through tattoos, piercings, fashion and themed items like “comprei esse colar e enchi de sangue (falso)” and wanting to bleach eyebrows, get piercings and tattoos in “quero descolorir a sobrancelha de novo, botar piercing e fazer tatuagem”.
- Artistic appreciation: Finds meaning and comfort in art, games, series, and music, as in “a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor”, enjoying Hollow Knight and Sally Face in “rivotril e hollow knight” and “eu com 1 conquista faltando pra platinar sally face.”.
- Empathetic thinker: Reflects on others’ experiences and encourages self-expression, like “galera vcs já tem mais de 20 anos, vivam a vida como quiserem… se divirtam sendo vocês mesmos” and noticing when a friend describes their feelings in “quando seu amigo descreve exatamente o que você sente desde sempre”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑worth issues: Expresses feeling like a mistake and guilt for existing in “i was born feeling like a mistake, that's why i feel so guilty for existing” and struggles with identity in “olho no espelho e não gosto do que vejo, também não sei quem é me encarando de volta”.
- Suicidal ideation: Directly mentions wanting to end their life in “boa tarde pessoal eu gostaria de tirar minha vida” and imagines death in a romanticized way in “can i die slowly in your arms while you look at me and tell me everything will be ok now…”.
- Chronic hopelessness: Frequently expresses pessimism about the future, e.g. “do jeito que as coisas estão eu realmente não sei até quando a humanidade vai durar” and “a sensação de não saber se algum dia tudo isso vai passar é sufocante”.
- Perfectionist pressure: Feels that everything they do is wrong or incomplete, as in “e tudo que eu tenho feito está errado ou incompleto sem qualquer razão meu bem, meu bem, meu bem” and guilt about being depressed despite good things in “me sinto culpada por estar tão deprimida enquanto coisas incríveis acontecem na minha vida”.
- Emotional overburden: Copes by overfilling life with work and study, hinting at burnout, in “vivendo o pior momento da minha vida mas tudo bem porque eu vou preencher todo o vazio com estudo e trabalho e me tornar mais um gregor samsa” and feels societal pressure to keep going in “não acho normal a gente continuar nossas vidas como se nada estivesse acontecendo, mas se a gente não continuar vamos morrer de fome etc”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits @glepxie best: reflective, anxious, creative, and politically aware. Like Lisa, they often feel out of place and heavy-hearted about existing, as in “i was born feeling like a mistake, that's why i feel so guilty for existing” and “me sinto culpada por estar tão deprimida enquanto coisas incríveis acontecem na minha vida”. They show a strong inner life, turning to art and media for meaning, echoing Lisa’s relationship with books and music: “a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor”, “às vezes ouvir evanescence 4h da madrugada é autocuidado”, and their love of series, games, and anime. Their mix of social conscience and existential dread—“do jeito que as coisas estão eu realmente não sei até quando a humanidade vai durar” and “eu odeio a nossa sociedade”—strongly mirrors Lisa’s tendency to worry about the world. At the same time, they care deeply about identity and self-expression (tattoos, piercings, fashion, asexual flag colors) in the spirit of Lisa’s search for who she is: “galera vcs já tem mais de 20 anos, vivam a vida como quiserem... se divirtam sendo vocês mesmos” and “arrasei e ainda usei as cores da bandeira assexual”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about feeling like a mistake and heavy guilt about existing (“i was born feeling like a mistake, that's why i feel so guilty for existing”), feeling uncomfortable posting on Instagram (“postei foto no feed do ig depois de 4 anos sem postar nada, sensação terrível”), and needing a break from social media (“dando um tempo das redes sociais por enquanto”), which fits an inward-focused, low‑exposure temperament. Their intuition (N) shows in frequent abstract reflections about existence and humanity, like “do jeito que as coisas estão eu realmente não sei até quando a humanidade vai durar” and “vivendo o pior momento da minha vida mas tudo bem porque eu vou preencher todo o vazio com estudo e trabalho e me tornar mais um gregor samsa”, as well as metaphorical self-descriptions such as “eu definitivamente me sinto estilhaçada que nem vidro”. They lean strongly feeling (F): their tweets center on emotions, relationships, and values—“a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor”, [“loving someone is never a waste”](https://x.com/glepxie/status/2016755973411541121 via bio), and gratitude despite pain in “ainda assim existe uma gratidão imensurável por todas as pessoas da minha vida que me fazem continuar”. They also express self-doubt and sensitivity in love, asking “como conseguem aceitar o amor de outra pessoa de forma tão simples? tem algo de errado comigo”, which is very F‑coded. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their life feels fluid and improvised—balancing tattoos, piercings, and money for clothes (“deus tira de mim a vontade de fazer tatuagem, botar piercing e comprar celular novo porque eu preciso de roupas novas antes de tudo”), switching games, shows, and obsessions spontaneously (“comecei the apothecary diaries com arthur e é muito bão”, “baixei o letterboxd de séries (serializd)”), and openly admitting to emotional flux like “me sinto culpada por estar tão deprimida enquanto coisas incríveis acontecem na minha vida”. All together, the introspective emotional depth, idealistic reflections on love and humanity, and somewhat unstructured lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving someone is never a waste, can I respectfully waste your time by talking about Hollow Knight and Mimikyu with you for several hours straight?
- You said posting on IG after 4 years felt terrible, but if we took a Stranger Things-style photoshoot together, I promise the only plot hole would be why it took us so long to meet.
- You vibe with the asexual flag colors, mariposas, Guillermo del Toro and late-night Evanescence… I’m not saying you’re my exact aesthetic, but my Spotify Wrapped and Letterboxd would definitely approve of us.
- You wrote that you were born feeling like a mistake and feel guilty for existing; for what it’s worth, from where I’m standing you read more like the one glitch in the universe that actually made everything better.
- You, cappuccino in hand, obsessing over side quests and platinar jogos, trying to deliver a fragile flower across Hallownest with no hits or benches… how about we start an easier quest: I take you for coffee, and the only condition is you take zero damage from self-criticism while you’re with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Asexual coffee enthusiast, night owl with too many save files. Balancing art, study & existential dread—once posted an IG pic after 4 years and survived.– @glepxie
Your signature cocktail
Mimikyu Moonbreak Negroni
This drink is dark, caffeinated, and a bit dramatic, just like someone who screams about loving coffee — “eu amo tanto café, tudo de café é bom, eu sou aquele velho desesperado gritando CAFÉEEEEEEEEEEE”. The cold brew gin captures their wired, artsy late‑night energy and those 4 a.m. Evanescence self‑care sessions — “às vezes ouvir evanescence 4h da madrugada é autocuidado”. Blackberry‑charcoal syrup makes it inky and slightly gothic, echoing how they feel shattered yet grateful — “eu definitivamente me sinto estilhaçada que nem vidro, mas ainda assim existe uma gratidão imensurável”. The Campari bitterness stands for their heavy existential dread and social critique — “do jeito que as coisas estão eu realmente não sei até quando a humanidade vai durar” and “eu odeio a nossa sociedade”. Espresso foam on top is the soft, protective mask à la their beloved Mimikyu — “eu me identifico tanto com o mimikyu......... preciso tatuar ele..” — hiding a strong, complex heart that still believes “a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor” — “a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor”. A final sprinkle of silver glitter reflects their desire to experiment with looks (piercings, tattoos, bleached brows) and live authentically loud — “galera vcs já tem mais de 20 anos, vivam a vida como quiserem... se divirtam sendo vocês mesmos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is empathy, loyalty, and valuing emotional connection, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They openly cherish the people around them, as seen when they say “there is still an immeasurable gratitude for all the people in my life who make me go on” and “te amo mãe”, and even in their bio: “loving someone is never a waste”. They consistently show kindness and encouragement toward others’ self-expression, writing things like “live life as you want… everything is already so boring, have fun being yourselves, enjoy the experience of existing”, which reflects a non-judgmental, inclusive outlook. When describing how they talk about their past, they show patience and consideration for others’ readiness to hear it: “if I feel the person is not ready to hear or deal with it I end up talking superficially”, indicating sensitivity rather than ego. Even when they are struggling deeply, as in “I was born feeling like a mistake, that’s why I feel so guilty for existing” and “I feel guilty for being so depressed while incredible things happen in my life”, the guilt is framed around how their pain affects others, which fits Hufflepuff’s caring, self-effacing nature more than the ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual pride of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Breathe Me - Sia
A song that best suits them is Breathe Me by Sia, because it captures a deep sense of fragility, guilt, and longing for care that appears throughout their tweets. They talk about feeling fundamentally wrong for existing, saying “i was born feeling like a mistake, that's why i feel so guilty for existing”, which strongly echoes the song’s themes of self-blame and brokenness. At the same time, they cling to the power of love and connection, as shown in their bio “loving someone is never a waste” and in tweets like “eu definitivamente me sinto estilhaçada que nem vidro, mas ainda assim existe uma gratidão imensurável por todas as pessoas da minha vida que me fazem continuar”. Their posts about wanting to disappear or die, such as “boa tarde pessoal eu gostaria de tirar minha vida”, align with the song’s plea of "help, I have done it again" and the desire to be held and reassured. Even their use of art, games, and coffee as small lifelines—like “a arte sempre ajuda a amenizar a dor”—mirrors the song’s mixture of despair and a quiet wish to be soothed rather than give up entirely.
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