Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on own patterns, like emotional fatigue and mixed happiness in “eu tô me sentindo tão desgastado emocionalmente falando, e tempo tão feliz” and on over-caring in “acho que meu mal e me importar demais, até com quem não precisa de ajuda.”
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about football, life, and relationships, such as intense Corinthians reactions in “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!” and affection in “me dá um negócio só de imaginar vc coladinho em mim”
- Loyal fan: Shows deep and consistent attachment to Corinthians and players, from hopeful support in “vai corinthians, eu te amo.” to detailed critique of Yuri Alberto in “yuri alberto é top3 jogadores q mais gosto no corinthians atual...”
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes to narrate situations, like the bus fight in “começaram a brigar por conta do ze e da ana castela” and the dentist in “a sensação de se atrasar para a dentista que sempre demora para te atender é tão libertadora”
- Boundary-defending: Protects his identity and demands respect, as in “se em 2026 vc for falar algo ruim referente a minha sexualidade, primeiro olhe...” and calling out sexual comments in “diga q vc ama chupar uma pica sem dizer que ama chupar uma pica”
Weaknesses:
- Verbal-aggression: Frequently uses highly aggressive language like “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU FRANKFURT, VOCÊS SÃO AS PUTINHAS DA CHAMPIONS”
- Impulsiveness: Tweets in extremes that swing quickly, such as “EU TE AMO YURI ALBERTO” right after “yuri alberto te odeio”, and intense game reactions like “se mata logo todo mundo”
- Self-neglect: Hints at long-term emotional strain and overextension, like “eu tô me sentindo tão desgastado emocionalmente falando” and “acho que meu mal e me importar demais, até com quem não precisa de ajuda.”
- Loneliness: Expresses feeling isolated despite activity, saying “a sensação que dá é que sempre estou sozinho.” and reacting awkwardly to rare birthday attention in “é a primeira vez na vida q postam 'feliz aniversário' p mim nos storys não sei como reagir”
- Family-conflict: Shows unresolved hurt and tension about family, like “deve ser bom a vida de quem tem um pai bom” and frustration with overcontrol in “meu maior sonho é que minha família deixe de se importar comigo em excesso”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: sarcastic, chaotic, emotional, but ultimately sensitive and loyal. Like Bart yelling at the TV during a game, they go from devotion to volcanic rage in seconds about Corinthians, e.g. “vai corinthians, eu te amo.” and then “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!”. They mix crude humor and sexual jokes in a very Bart-like way, such as “KKKKKKZ diga q vc ama chupar uma pica sem dizer que ama chupar uma pica:” and “prepara o cu que lá vai pau viu frankfurt”. At the same time, you see flashes of vulnerability and loneliness under the bravado, like “a sensação que dá é que sempre estou sozinho.” and family frustration in “deve ser bom a vida de quem tem um pai bom”, which fits Bart’s softer, hurt side. The mix of rebellion, dark humor, and surprising emotional depth aligns much more with Bart than with more stable characters like Marge or idealistic ones like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about social life, dates and parties, like going to the club and city events (“1 de janeiro > ilha 2 de janeiro > rolê desmarcado de última hora 3 de janeiro > clube tamo vivendo (tentando”, “eu e meus kpop na festa da prefeitura”), and openly vent their emotions to followers, suggesting they process experience outwardly. They skew Intuitive: beyond day‑to‑day complaints, they reflect in broader, abstract terms about self and life direction, e.g. “essa sensação de querer ser tudo vai me tornar um nada” and the tongue‑in‑cheek political musing about capitalism on a date (“agora ele sabe que o capitalismo falhou, falha e falhará…”). Their decision‑making style is strongly Feeling: they emphasize emotions, reciprocity, and personal values over detached logic, seen in tweets like “a sensação de tratar alguém com reciprocidade, tanto positivamente quanto negativamente é gratificante demais” and the defensive stance about sexuality paired with personal attacks when disrespected (“se em 2026 vc for falar algo ruim referente a minha sexualidade… pq eu vou atacar tb”). They are clearly Perceiving: their life appears spontaneous and adaptive (last‑minute hangouts, hyperfocus on a specific pizza, constant emotional swings in football and daily life) with little evidence of rigid planning or structure, e.g. “meu último dia com 18 anos foi o reflexo dessa idade, aleatoriedade total” and the chaotic, in‑the‑moment football rants like “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!”. Taken together—outward emotional expression, abstract reflections, value‑driven reactions, and spontaneous lifestyle—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if the ‘etc? method’ says you only care when you’re eating, what do I have to do to become your favorite snack of 2026?
- You said academy must be related to testosterone — want to run an experiment? We go to the gym together and see if the chemistry between us grows faster than your gains.
- You get that emotional over Corinthians and Yuri Alberto, and somehow I’m still here single… how about we turn all that semifinal rage into a first date win?
- First semester of 2026 has new albums from ATEEZ, ENHYPEN, BTS *and* BLACKPINK confirmed… only thing missing is our collab: track 1, “Don’t Get Away (From My Arms) – feat. gabe 𑁞”.
- You said your last days with 18 were pure randomness, but you also said lying shirtless in public made you happy… so statistically speaking, going out with me shirtless at the beach might be your best 2026 decision.
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19 • Petrolina. Corinthians, k‑pop and SISU survivor. Once did 90 reps in class and still had energy left to argue about football.– @glg4be
Your signature cocktail
Corinthians Crybaby Highball
This cocktail starts with a cachaça shot for the loud, foul-mouthed, football-obsessed side that screams things like “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU FEDERAÇÃO PAULISTA, AQUI É CORINTHIANS PORRA”. Acerola juice keeps it bright, sweet and a bit teenage-tropical, matching the softer moments like “deitado na minha nova cama na minha casa nova meu deus eu estou feliz demais” and the k‑pop fangirling of “eu amo o enhypen”. A splash of espresso represents the emotional fatigue and overthinking of “essa sensação de querer ser tudo vai me tornar um nada” and “eu tô me sentindo tão desgastado emocionalmente falando, e tempo tão feliz”. Sparkling water lightens everything up, like their chaotic humor and self-awareness in “fui olhar o perfil para criticar, mas a vida já fez o suficiente, deixa quieto KKKKKKKKKK” and the ‘etc?’ philosophy from “o método 'etc?' me livre de tanta coisa.”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture brings a late burn, just like their spicy clapbacks about sexuality in “se em 2026 vc for falar algo ruim referente a minha sexualidade, primeiro olhe; sua religião seu peso sua aparência pq eu vou atacar tb” and the unfiltered thirst in “diga q vc ama chupar uma pica sem dizer que ama chupar uma pica”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows strong Gryffindor energy in how directly they confront others and defend themselves. When they say “se em 2026 vc for falar algo ruim referente a minha sexualidade, primeiro olhe; sua religião seu peso sua aparência pq eu vou atacar tb”, that’s a very combative, confrontational stance that fits Gryffindor’s ‘say it to my face’ courage more than Slytherin’s subtlety. Their football tweets are full of impulsive, fiery reactions, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA, VAI SE FUDER, TÃO TUDO MORTO, QUE INFERNO”, which show passionate, hot‑headed intensity and a strong emotional bond with their team. They also openly share vulnerability about feeling alone and emotionally exhausted, in tweets like “a sensação que dá é que sempre estou sozinho.” and “eu tô me sentindo tão desgastado emocionalmente falando, e tempo tão feliz”, which suggests a heart‑on‑sleeve courage rather than cool self‑preservation. There are hints of reflection and humor (e.g. the political joke in “agora ele sabe que o capitalismo falhou…”), but the dominant pattern is bold, impulsive, emotionally driven reactions and standing up for themselves and their identity, which aligns most with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Go Big or Go Home - ENHYPEN
The song that best suits them is Go Big or Go Home by ENHYPEN. They literally quote the song’s lyrics in a tweet, showing a strong personal connection: “don't get away, don't get away i gotta make, i'm the one… that's my way (go big or go home)”. The track’s theme of risky confidence and all-or-nothing energy matches their intense way of living and reacting, from football meltdowns like “VAI TOMAR NO CU TIME DE FILHA DA PUTA, MORRAM TODOS!!” to academic stress in “EUUUUUU VOU TER Q PAGAR MINHA FACULDADE”. At the same time, the song’s desire to win despite insecurity reflects their mix of vulnerability and ambition, seen in posts like “essa sensação de querer ser tudo vai me tornar um nada” and “a sensação que dá é que sempre estou sozinho.”. Their open love for K‑pop and ENHYPEN, such as “eu amo o enhypen”, makes this song feel not just fitting, but almost like a personal anthem.
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