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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and gleefully provocative, but ultimately playful and immersed in their niche interests. Like Bart teasing people just to get a rise, they joke about hierarchy and elitism in their fandom, e.g. mocking others with posts like “Imagine being f2p” and “F2p's trying to be relevant i cant...”. Their dramatic flair and faux-villain persona show in lines such as “All non meta discs shall die today starting with [picture]” and “Why do standards have rights #wenginetwt”, very similar to Bart’s over-the-top pranks and rebellious attitude. At the same time, they display genuine enthusiasm and creative passion, like when they share their Sylus edit in “My silly Sylus edit as his my favorite Lads boy <3 #LoveandDeepspace #Sylus” and lovingly describe their self-insert in “Omg i just got the coolest art of my self insert yumme…”. Even their occasional "apology arc," as in “Seed i must apologise for all the slander i did i didnt know your game”, mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries, then walk things back once he understands more.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage the wider community, especially niche subcultures like #wenginetwt and #discdrivetwt, and clearly enjoy provoking reactions and discourse, e.g. the loud, performative callout in “#discdrivetwt i have an annoucment with my coming... All non meta discs shall die today starting with [picture]” and the playful panic in “#wenginetwitter im so scared rn, why are chops liking my content.. [picture]”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition: they focus on concepts, meta, and imagined scenarios more than concrete details, like talking about game meta and power standards in “That's why we need to go back to the old days of benching standards forever #wenginetwt [picture] [quoted tweet]” and world‑building/headcanons in “Aedes Elysiae trio + Mydei height chart Also imma share my age hcs for them…”. They appear more Thinking than Feeling: their tweets are blunt, competitive, and often teasing or combative rather than diplomatic or harmony‑oriented, as with classist meta-jokes in “F2p's trying to be relevant i cant... [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “As in shit like your value, filthy B rank? [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Their style feels Perceiving: impulsive, riffing, and ever‑reactive to the timeline instead of structured planning, shown by rapid-fire quote-tweets like “Their trying to cancel me again [picture] [quoted tweet]” and playful reversals such as “Seed i must apologise for all the slander i did i didnt know your game [picture]”. All together, the provocative humor, love of meta/theory, constant engagement with online niches, and improvisational chaos point most strongly to ENTP.

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W-engine enjoyer, disc drive menace & premium snob. Once apologized to a fictional Seed; still won’t forgive F2P standards. Art, tierlists, and light chaos.– @Glitchy34

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like someone who declares “All non meta discs shall die today” and asks “Why do standards have rights”. The chili-infused vodka hits hard to reflect their aggressive, meta-enforcing energy across #wenginetwt and #discdrivetwt, especially when they say “As in shit like your value, filthy B rank?”. Blue curaçao with glitter captures their flashy, dramatic flair and the theatrical tone behind lines like “This gag...premium sticks together”. Lychee liqueur adds a deceptively soft, sweet note that mirrors their more affectionate side, like gushing about self-inserts and Sylus in “My silly Sylus edit as his my favorite Lads boy <3”. Yuzu juice cuts through with sharp acidity, echoing their snark when they say “Imagine being f2p” and “F2p's trying to be relevant i cant...”. The "F2P tears" rim—salty, sour, and literally popping—embodies the chaos of “Their trying to cancel me again” while making the whole drink feel like a premium-only event.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tone and priorities point strongly to Slytherin values of status, ambition, and in-group elitism. They repeatedly set up a hierarchy of "premium" vs. "f2p" players, explicitly bragging about only associating with the higher-status group: “Me when a f2p khia dares to speak (i only hang out with premium)” and “Imagine being f2p”. They frame others as lower-rank or lesser, using language like “As in shit like your value, filthy B rank?” and “Why do standards have rights #wenginetwt”, which reflects a ruthless, status-focused mindset over fairness or kindness. Even their joking persecution narrative — “Their trying to cancel me again” and “F2p's trying to be relevant i cant...” — shows a self-preservation instinct and pride in being controversial rather than conciliatory. While there is creativity in their fandom engagement and tierlists, the dominant pattern is a sharp, ambitious, and elitist persona that aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.

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A fitting song for @Glitchy34 is Prima Donna by MARINA, since it captures a dramatic, self-aware, slightly bratty confidence that matches their online persona. They constantly perform a heightened, joking superiority over others on the timeline, like when they say “F2p's trying to be relevant i cant...” and “Imagine being f2p”, mirroring the song’s theme of loving the spotlight and status. Their flair for mock-drama appears in posts such as “Their trying to cancel me again” and “Why do standards have rights #wenginetwt”, echoing the song’s theatrical, over-the-top energy. Even their dedication to specific fandom aesthetics and self-inserts, like “Hes literally me but in HSR and lowkey platonically married to Cyrene”, aligns with the self-stylized, main-character vibe of a prima donna. Overall, the song’s mix of camp, chaos, and self-conscious vanity strongly reflects how they present themselves on their timeline.

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