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Like Lisa, this user is intellectually driven and often feels misunderstood by their peers, as seen when they lament being a “victim” of internet misinterpretation and social exclusion. They possess a high-strung, academic energy, worrying about “15 physics questions” and displaying a competitive streak with daily Wordle scores. Both share a habit of being vocally critical of media and trends, with the user even joking that “education” leads to being sleep-deprived and miserable. Despite their anxieties about “losing so many followers”, they remain deeply dedicated to their specific interests and moral stances, mirroring Lisa's principled but lonely nature.

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@Glitchy_ya exhibits Extroversion through their high-frequency, stream-of-consciousness posting style and frequent interaction with their "Twitter Family," claiming “I LOVE U PHAINON” repeatedly. Their Intuition is shown through a focus on game theories and symbols, such as analyzing “this symbol ' ♭ ' ... on the end of the sentence” for foreshadowing. They are a clear Feeling type, making decisions based on personal values and intense emotional reactions, exemplified by the defensive post “I'm not a misogynist... I am a victim here” and their hyperbolic expressions of love or hate. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous tweet bursts and their struggle with game challenges, admitting “look at me dawg I'm not winning this” while frequently pivoting between different topics and games.

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Exploring the lore of Honkai: Star Rail and Genshin Impact. From analyzing Morse code in streams to surviving physics homework, I'm just here for the elation.– @Glitchy_ya

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This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend reflecting a user who claims to “like the elation” while navigating constant internet drama. The Indian Rum pays homage to their heritage despite their sarcastic claim that they are “certainly not an Indian”, while the bitter lemon mirrors their frequent frustration, like when they “had a stroke reading” certain posts. The neon curaçao represents their obsession with gacha aesthetics and the “headless honkai glitches” they document. Finally, the salted rim is a nod to their defensive 'comebacks' and the many followers they “keep losing” amidst accusations of being a “misogynist”.

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This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, impulsiveness, and loudly standing up for what they believe in. When accused of misogyny, they defiantly defend themselves and refuse to back down, saying things like “Making my comeback i don't care if y'all think im a misogynist, I'm not so fucking y'all” and “As per the drill I've set for myself incase of stuff like this,i am hereby abandoning this account. Clarifications:im not a misogynist, I dnt gave any hate on women. As the internet targets people by misinterpreting their words... I am a victim here.”, which shows a dramatic, principled stance rather than quiet damage control. They also take strong, emotional positions in fandom, pledging themselves dramatically to characters, e.g. “YES PLEASE ILL SELL NY SOUL TO KEEP PHAINON SAFE AND HAPPY” and “GIRL WHAT IF PHAINON IS DYING IM DYING WITH HIM”, which reflects the intense, ride-or-die loyalty associated with Gryffindor. Their posts often have a reckless, confrontational edge, such as “Is this supposed to scare me 😭 'Oh noo shiver me timbers hall of shame is blocking me oh noo what'll i dooo'” and gleeful violence toward fictional targets like “I need all aeons to help me kill aha”. While there is some analytical curiosity in lore speculation, like “There was something similar to morse code playing in the bg before the 2nd code dropped if anyone can understand morse code pls note it”, it is overshadowed by emotional outbursts, passionate defenses, and dramatic self-expression. Taken together, their outspoken courage, willingness to be disliked, and intense, impulsive attachment to their faves fit Gryffindor far better than the subtler traits of the other houses.

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@Glitchy_ya's Twitter presence is defined by high-stakes emotional shifts and frequent online conflict, mirroring the song's themes of being at the center of a spectacle. They recently navigated a major controversy, declaring, “Making my comeback i don't care if y'all think im a misogynist” after previously claiming, “i am hereby abandoning this account... I am a victim here”. Their feed is a whirlwind of Honkai: Star Rail obsession and dramatic outbursts, such as when they scream, “GIRL WHAT IF PHAINON IS DYING IM DYING WITH HIM”. This constant cycle of “drama,” from losing followers to defiant returns, makes the high-energy, theatrical nature of Drama the perfect anthem for their digital life.

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