Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares complex feelings about love, loneliness, and emptiness, like in “i feel like a doll that broke after its first day in comfort…” and “currently i feel overwhelming nothingness and there are five holes in my heart”.
- Creative artist: Frequently draws and designs characters, e.g. “i made a new oc do you guys want to see him?”, “FINALLY FINISHED HER YAAAAAY”, and the self-portrait in “self portrait of me eating people and destroying the world…”.
- Playful humor: Uses silly, dramatic wording and memes, like calling Tic Tacs “like theyre pills” in “i go through tictacs like theyre pills omfg” and joking about vocal stims in “my vocal stim of recent is beeping at people…”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for connections, wanting DMs and friends in “pretty please lets be friends!!!” and missing an old friend in “i really miss my old online friend moth”.
- Curious gamer: Explores games and media enthusiastically, like obscure mobile games in “i love finding obscure games on google playstore and playing them” and rhythm games in “fever blinds me so i usually always lose my combo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently uses extreme self-harm and suicide phrases like “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO WRITE A PARAGRAPH ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA” and “UGHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HATE EVERYTHING”.
- Validation craving: Shows distress over social metrics and responses, such as “how come i lose so many followers and then gain them back?” and feeling hurt when people only like messages in “wanting to talk to someone but they just like my message”.
- Interpersonal insecurity: Expresses fear of being ignored or unloved, like “i feel like if i had a breakdown everyone would ignore me” and “i actually dont know anyone well at all… it feels like i dont know them well at all”.
- Academic avoidance: Shows resistance and overwhelm with school tasks and responsibilities, for example “teacher from a class i dont have texted me saying im missing 3 weeks worth of assignments” and “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO WRITE A PARAGRAPH ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA”.
- Impulsive posting: Shares intense reactions and private thoughts immediately, like rage about a game in “ragebait game kms” and posting sensitive frustrations with teachers and parents in “my parents must think im stupid…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, creative, and often feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, they have bursts of idealism that clash with how people actually behave, as seen when they complain about social media rules like “'dont lie' everyone spreads misinfo 'no hate' everyone says slurs 'dont curse' are you deadass 'no disrespect' idgaf ill say wtvr i want”. They’re highly imaginative and artistic, constantly drawing OCs and self-expressive art such as “self portrait of me eating people and destroying the world by setting it on fire”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to process feelings through creativity. Their frequent loneliness and sense of being emotionally overlooked — for example, “i feel like if i had a breakdown everyone would ignore me” and “currently i feel overwhelming nothingness and there are five holes in my heart” — echo Lisa’s recurring arcs of feeling isolated despite wanting connection. At the same time, they show quirky, nerdy hyperfixations (periodic table, obscure games, anime club) and a desire to love and be loved, as in “my entire reason for being is to love and it feels amazing to remember and go back to it”, which fits Lisa’s mix of earnestness and existential angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: they repeatedly talk about feeling ignored or distant from others, like “i actually dont know anyone well at all… even if i know someone for years, it feels like i dont know them well at all” and “wanting to talk to someone but they just like my message 😔💔”, and their intense inner world (OCs, art, games, intrusive thoughts) dominates more than real-life social events. They lean intuitive over sensing: they often use metaphors and abstract feelings, e.g. “i feel like a doll that broke after its first day in comfort and then tossed around a bit before people realize its too much effort to fix” and “currently i feel overwhelming nothingness and there are five holes in my heart”, and love constructing characters, mecha girls, and self-portraits with symbolic concepts. Their decision-making is clearly feeling-based rather than logical: they emphasize love as their reason for being in “occasionally, for months, i forget that my entire reason for being is to love and it feels amazing to remember and go back to it 💥💥” and react to situations in emotional, dramatic ways like “UGHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HATE EVERYTHING”. They appear perceiving rather than judging, as they show disorganization and last‑minute stress (e.g. “teacher from a class i dont have texted me saying im missing 3 weeks worth of assignments”) and a tendency to go with impulses like buying a Tamagotchi on a whim “i bought a tamogatchi >w< YAAAAAY” or repeatedly tweaking their pinned and pfps “remaking my pinned again because i changed again 💥”. Combining these, INFP (introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous) best fits their introspective, highly emotional, creative, and somewhat chaotic online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your social media class says no cursing, no lying, no hate, and no disrespect, I think we’d both fail—because I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wanna be your Valentine by the 10th, cursing myself for not knowing you sooner, and disrespecting distance by wanting to sit next to you in ceramics instead.
- You named your Tamagotchi Chud, but between him beeping for attention and me wanting it… have you considered adopting a second clingy little creature? I promise I’m fed and happy, I just beep when I miss you.
- You said you feel like a broken doll and your own self‑portrait is you eating people and setting the world on fire—lucky for me, I’ve always wanted to be the little guy you spare while you burn everything else down.
- You keep saying you’re just a shut‑in pervert who loves yuri, yaoi, and obscure games, but from your art posts, PJSK grind, and that new OC you’re designing, you honestly just sound like the ideal love interest in the problematic game I secretly wanna say I like.
- You worry that if you had a breakdown everyone would ignore you, but I’m the type to spam‑reply your ‘I’m gonna kill myself over this paragraph about social media’ tweet, help you write it, and then ask if maybe, possibly, I could be the boy in ceramics instead.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
15 • artist & tamagotchi parent to Chud • collects odd memories, draws mecha girls & dinosaurs • once rage-quit a game over paint not counting– @glittergluegutz
Your signature cocktail
Backrooms Beep-tini (Chud’s Love Potion)
This drink is bright, bubbly, and a little chaotic—just like Haku yelling about school and social media while still wanting everyone to be friends, as in “remaking my pinned again because i changed again 💥 hellooo im pudding/haku 🦌 ifb … pretty please lets be friends!!!”. Pink cotton candy vodka is for their sugary, pervy, yuri-and-yaoi-loving side, owning lines like “follow me pretty please im rly cool and i like yuri and yaoi” and “im sorry for being a pervert it will happen again”. Melon liqueur gives it a soft green moe vibe for their tender crushes and romantic panic, like “I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL WHAT IF THE BOY IN CERAMICS GOT A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING NOOOO” and “i hope i have a valentine by the 10th 😔”. Yuzu soda adds a sharp, fizzy sting for their sudden anxiety spikes and surreal brain moments, echoing “sometimes my brain does this thing where it tells me things it cant handle knowing so i freak out for 30 seconds then forget” and “depersonalizing or smth because is this me wtf wtf wtf”. The edible glitter rim is pure aesthetic Haku, shimmering like their art and dolls, as seen in “cool things i made” and “FINALLY FINISHED HER YAAAAAY”. Finally, the sour cherry syrup drizzle runs through it like the dramatic, theatrical pain in “UGHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HATE EVERYTHING” and the loneliness of “i feel like if i had a breakdown everyone would ignore me”, giving the sweetness a little hurt to match their heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is a craving for connection, loyalty, and being cared about, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly express hurt when they feel ignored or left out, like when they say they feel that if they had a breakdown everyone would ignore them: “i feel like if i had a breakdown everyone would ignore me” and “oomf that lowkey ignores me when i comment on their posts”. They clearly want to form and maintain bonds, asking others to interact and be friends, e.g. “pretty please lets be friends!!!” and “follow me pretty please im rly cool and i like yuri and yaoi”. Their affection for small things (their Tamagotchi Chud as a “son”: “my chud son”) and their brother (“my brother is so nice to me :(”) also shows a soft, nurturing streak typical of Hufflepuff. While they have flashes of angst and dark humor, there’s little evidence of calculated ambition (Slytherin) or a strong hero complex (Gryffindor); instead, the dominant theme is wanting mutual care, comfort, and steady companionship, which best fits Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Pink Venom - BLACKPINK
A well‑known song that fits them is “Pink Venom” by BLACKPINK, because it mixes cute, glossy aesthetics with sharp, chaotic energy. Their bio, calling them a “Shedtwt femboy 🎀” with hearts and cutesy emoticons, matches the song’s ultra‑girly but dangerous vibe. They flip quickly between affectionate and aggressive moods, like when they say “UGHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I HATE EVERYTHING” then gush about their Tamagotchi son in “my chud son”, mirroring the song’s sugar‑sweet hooks and venomous attitude. Their love of being a dramatic, online creature of chaos shows in posts like “trace it back to me bitch i dare you to try” and “follow me pretty please im rly cool and i like yuri and yaoi”, which align with the song’s confident, attention‑grabbing persona. Even their self‑description as a shut‑in pervert in “the more i think about it, the less i mind being a shut in pervert” fits the song’s unapologetic, self‑indulgent attitude and theatrical flair.
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