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The user’s literary references, such as "'Baudelaire is the first poet of mental and physical disease.'" and "What Goethe said was right: What is Classical is healthy; what is Romantic is sick," echo Sideshow Bob’s erudite, high‑brow villainy. Their self‑described "spite and lust" ("I'm animated by spite and lust.") and desire to stay isolated ("'I think we should stay out of touch.'") match Bob’s vengeful, solitary nature. The tweet about a long‑term scheme – "I have a plan that will take about 30 years to go in effect, so, uhh.." – mirrors Bob’s elaborate, years‑long plots against the Simpsons. Their disdain for society and embrace of "decadence and dictatorial money economics" reflects Bob’s elitist, manipulative worldview. Overall, the combination of cultured references, nihilistic tone, and scheming mindset aligns best with Sideshow Bob.

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The user shows clear introverted tendencies, repeatedly emphasizing isolation: "Nothing connects me with other people" and "No family. No friends. No foid. No job..." Their focus is on abstract, symbolic ideas rather than concrete details, as seen in literary references like "Baudelaire is the first poet of mental and physical disease" and "Two elements of the Telemachy: Athena putting courage..." Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, for example "I believe in decadence and dictatorial money economics" and "I'm animated by spite and lust." Finally, the sporadic, unstructured posting style—"I just need to take another walk" and "I have a plan that will take about 30 years, so, uhh.."—indicates a perceiving, flexible approach rather than a judging, organized one.

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Literary nihilist, dark humor aficionado & occasional geopolitical nerd. Once wrote a sonnet in a laundromat—still searching for meaning.– @globogobinist

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The Black Sun Elixir starts with a base of charcoal‑black vodka, echoing the tweet "The sun calls us to follow it on a campaign, Into the deadly cold, into the pitch black night" and the user's fascination with darkness and modernist paradox. A splash of yuzu liqueur adds a sharp, global citrus note, reflecting the self‑proclaimed "Pro Modernity" vibe and the line "I believe in decadence and dictatorial money economics." A whisper of absinthe brings the surreal, Baudelaire‑inspired melancholy found in "'But Baudelaire is a city poet for whom there are no more adventures." Smoked rosemary syrup and a dash of Angostura bitters give the drink a smoky, erogenous edge, nodding to "Fascism in fashion is about exploring the erogenous zone and bringing back the silhouette." The final bitter finish mirrors the tweet "No family. No friends. No foid. No job. No country. No state. No life prospects." and the overall sense of isolation and existential dread.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal ambition, cunning, and a desire for power, which are core Slytherin traits. They say "I have a plan that will take about 30 years to go in effect" showing long‑term scheming. They also boast "I believe in decadence and dictatorial money economics." and even ask "who would like to go on a genocidal world tour", indicating a ruthless worldview. Their frequent dark, self‑serving themes and lack of loyalty or community point away from Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. While they reference literary figures, the tone is more about dominance than pure curiosity, aligning with Slytherin.

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The user often expresses profound isolation and emptiness, as seen in the tweet "No family. No friends. No foid. No job. No country. No state. No life prospects. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go. No one to talk to. No interests. No passions. No hopes. No dreams." This resonates with the opening line of “The Sound of Silence” where Simon & Garfunkel sing “Hello darkness, my old friend…”. Their recurring references to darkness and yearning, like "There's a heavyness to everything" and "The sun calls us to follow it on a campaign, Into the deadly cold, into the pitch black night," echo the song’s meditation on darkness as a companion. The sense of being an outsider and living in a private inner world is captured in "I feel as though I'm in exile from my own life," mirroring the lyric "People talking without speaking, hearing without listening." The user’s poetic references to Baudelaire and Goethe, such as "What Goethe said was right: What is Classical is healthy; what is Romantic is sick," align with the song’s lyrical depth and melancholic tone. Overall, the melancholy, introspective, and almost nihilistic mood of the user matches the timeless theme of silence and alienation that “The Sound of Silence” conveys.

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