Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Shares many self‑made pictures and asks for art advice.
- Expressive: Openly states emotions, e.g., “i am literally going insane.”
- Social: Seeks interaction with hashtags like #oomf and asks for friends.
- Humorous: Uses jokes such as “Pennywise when he finds out my fear is getting him pregnant.”
- Persistent: Continues posting regularly despite personal struggles.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Frequent fixation on “Derek” throughout many tweets.
- Aggressive: Expresses violent wishes, e.g., “need this so i can drown his stupid ass.”
- Impulsive: Posts drafts and random statements without filtering.
- Self‑destructive: Mentions suicidal thoughts and self‑harm intentions.
- Inconsistent: Rapid topic shifts from gaming to art to personal crises.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user's chaotic, self‑deprecating style and obsession with food and laziness mirrors Homer Simpson’s classic traits. Tweets like "i’m such a fat fucking chud" and "just want to be a cat who sleeps and eats all day" echo Homer’s love of eating and his often low self‑esteem about his weight. Their angry outbursts such as "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and the desire to see someone "hanging in the streets" resemble Homer’s occasional violent rants and grudges against people he dislikes. The repeated pleas for attention ("does anyone wana be friends i promise im funny i think pls message me") and depressive statements ("i’m literally going insane", "I am autistic and suicidal") reflect Homer's frequent feelings of inadequacy and his need for validation. Overall, the mix of impulsive aggression, self‑critical humor, and a longing for a simple, food‑filled existence fits Homer best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their frequent calls for interaction like "DOES ANYONE PLAY OVERWATCH OR FORTNITE… PLEASE…" and "does anyone want to be friends i promise im funny i think pls message me" show a strong outward, extraverted drive to connect with others. They often jump between concrete sensations like "banged my toe earlier and it hurt so bad" and imaginative, abstract ideas such as "I wish i could bite my pinky off to test the theory that it’s like biting into a carrot", indicating a preference for intuition. The overwhelming emotional language—e.g., "I hate him so much and i want him to die" and "just want to be a cat who sleeps and eats all day instead i am autistic and s*icidal"—reveals a feeling‑based decision style driven by personal values and emotions. Their spontaneous, unplanned posting style, evident in statements like "this one should’ve stayed in the drafts buddy…" and "PLEASE SPEED I NEED THISSS", points to a perceiving preference for flexibility and reacting in the moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey gloomzdayy, you asked for Overwatch or Fortnite partners—how about I be your Mercy in Overwatch, reviving your heart while we chase that Victory Royale together?
- I saw your #oomfhunt, and I'm the rare OOMF you’ve been looking for—ready to tag along, bring the snacks, and maybe help you find that perfect art muse.
- Your digital art is dangerously beautiful—let's sketch a scene where my hand holds yours, and the only thing we burn is the canvas, not our feelings.
- You said you’d love to be a cat that sleeps and eats all day; I’ll be the warm lap you can curl up on, with a steady supply of treats and purrs.
- I noticed your Derek obsession—maybe we can give his neuron activity a run for its money by sparking a connection of our own, complete with brown eye contacts and a meme-worthy caption.
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Your new Twitter bio
21, she/they. Freelance digital artist & gamer (Overwatch, Fortnite). Cat nap pro who once tried biting my pinky for a carrot test. #Oomf– @gloomzdayy
Your signature cocktail
Lobotomy Lush
This cocktail, named "Lobotomy Lush", blends smoky mezcal for the fiery "FIRE IN THE HOLE" vibe, absinthe for the chaotic "i am Literally going insane" feeling, cherry liqueur to represent the obsessive focus on Derek ("i hate him so much and i want him to die"), and a dash of hot sauce for the raw anger in "need this so i can Drown his stupid ass". The dark, bitter profile mirrors the user’s self‑deprecating humor ("i’m such a fat fucking chud") and their longing for a soothing escape ("just want to be a cat who sleeps and eats all day"). The layered swirl of flavors mimics the chaotic, meme‑filled timeline of their tweets, from gaming calls ("DOES ANYONE PLAY OVERWATCH OR FORTNITE…") to desperate pleas for friends ("does anyone wana be friends i promise im funny"). Each sip is a bite of madness, reflecting the user’s desire for a "lobotomy" and the "autistic and suicidal" undertones, making it both a cathartic and dangerous indulgence.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently expresses a self‑centered, ruthless desire to eliminate a specific person, e.g., "i hate him so much and i want him to die" and "need to see derek goffard hanging in the streets", which aligns with Slytherin’s willingness to pursue personal goals without regard for others. Their tweets also show a focus on personal gain and quick results, such as repeatedly demanding "PLEASE SPEED I NEED THISSS", indicating an ambitious, impatient drive typical of Slytherins. The user’s lack of concern for communal values or intellectual curiosity – there are no signs of loyalty, bravery, or learning – further points away from Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, or Ravenclaw and toward Slytherin. Additionally, their obsession with controlling outcomes, even fantasizing about extreme measures like "i wish lobotomies were still a think so i Could get one… BRING EM BACKKK", reflects the cunning and self‑preserving mindset prized by Slytherin.
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Mad World - Gary Jules (originally Tears for Fears)
The user’s constant fixation on Derek, expressed in tweets like 'Derekkk derek neuron activity' and 'i hate him so much and i want him to die', shows a dark, obsessive mindset. Their statements 'i am Literally going insane' and 'just want to be a cat who sleeps and eats all day instead i am autistic and s*icidal' reveal feelings of alienation and mental distress. The melancholy and bleak tone of Gary Jules’s 'Mad World'—with lines such as 'All the people, they’re all insane'—mirrors this sense of a distorted, confusing reality. The song’s refrain about a 'mad world' captures the user’s perception that everything around them feels broken and chaotic, aligning with their repeated expressions of despair and obsession.
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