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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Their critique of transphobia — 'Transphobes (cis men specifically) love pointing out feminine traits...' — shows a deep sensitivity to others' identities and a willingness to speak up.
- Creative: They repeatedly post and praise art — 'This artist has the most beautiful art I've ever seen' and 'I am an artist' — proving a strong creative streak and aesthetic eye.
- Nostalgic: Lines like 'I wish I had a way of going back in time and figuring out what 10 year old me found appealing' show a reflective attachment to past selves and memories.
- Loyal: Despite annoyance, they help family: 'My fat stupid autistic uncle is making me take him back home so say bye guys' indicates they stick by loved ones when needed.
- Playful: Their delight in small things — 'I LOOOVEEEE Taco Bell..', 'I like holding my dog like I'm holding a baby' — shows a whimsical, fun-loving personality.
Weaknesses:
- Self-doubt: Frequent self-deprecating lines like 'im a boring loser' and 'Im sooo uglyy' indicate recurring low self-esteem moments.
- Anxiety: 'I get paranoid everyday that someone I don't talk to anymore will make some call out post on me' points to chronic worry about social consequences.
- Over-sharing caution: They say it's 'really Hard to keep up posting' because they're 'a little secretive', which can make them inconsistent and hesitant to connect.
- Impulsivity: Impulsive small purchases and hot takes — 'Making fits on catalog and not checking the price' and quick frustrations like the Doordash rant — show sporadic impulsive decisions.
- People-pleasing: Wanting a girlfriend 'so badly' and worrying about who's single or pretty ('I wish all the pretty girls were single') suggests they sometimes chase approval or others' presence.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match: thoughtful, sensitive, socially conscious, and often misunderstood, which parallels Sawyer's introspective fandom life and moral commentary. Like Lisa, Sawyer shows artistic interests, defends fairness (see their transphobia critique), and experiences loneliness mixed with compassion. Both are often the emotional center in a chaotic world and balance sarcasm with earnest care.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Sawyer explicitly lists 'MBTI INFJ' in their about section, and their tweets back it up: introversion shows in 'It's actually like really Hard to keep up posting on this app because im a little secretive about my life' and sleeping late 'I just woke up (Its 5 PM)'; intuition appears in their dream/fandom focus — 'There’s a lot more Gladion yumes than I thought' and nostalgia about younger fandom selves; feeling is clear when they defend marginalized femininity — 'Transphobes (cis men specifically) ... Does femininity only count when they say who gets to have it ....???'; judging shows in their tendency to plan and hold expectations around relationships and social behavior (worrying about being called out: 'I get paranoid everyday that someone I don't talk to anymore will make some call out post on me'). Those lines together map well onto INFJ’s inward, idealistic, empathetic profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If stars are your love language, let me be your whole constellations list — 'I love anything with stars' and I’ll name one after you.
- I can’t drink coffee without headaches, but I’d risk a thousand cups to stay up talking to you over midnight snacks.
- You like Gladion? Cool — I’ll be your loyal teammate if you’ll be my pretty girl in the next fanfic.
- I’d share my Taco Bell with you even though I’m 'soooo bad' for it — that’s true devotion.
- I might be 'dealer' for a reason, but right now I only deal in compliments: you’re the best star in my sky.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sawyer • 18 • non-binary • INFJ • artist & fandom nerd • star-obsessed, chihuahua cuddler, snack sinner • quietly dramatic, loud softie • yume/Gladion enthusiast • dealer (for reasons) — very online, very sentimental– @gloresce
Your signature cocktail
Starlit Soda (mocktail)
Because Sawyer 'loooooveeee coffee' but 'can't drink it' and adores stars ('I love anything with stars'), a fizzy, dark 'black iced tea' base feels like coffee's kin without causing headaches. Blackberry syrup adds sweet, aching depth like their nostalgic tweets about songs that 'make me ache', and lime gives a biting, candid edge mirroring their honest rants. The edible star sprinkles are a literal nod to 'black and white gifts with stars' that they treasure, making the drink whimsical, cozy and fandom-ready.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Sawyer fits Hufflepuff for their loyalty, kindness, and steady care of others. They grumble about their uncle yet still take them home — 'My fat stupid autistic uncle is making me take him back home' — which reads as faithful and responsible even when it's inconvenient. Their protective tone when calling out unfairness to trans people ('Transphobes... Does femininity only count when they say who gets to have it ....???') shows a patient, fair-minded activism rather than showy bravado. They prioritize quiet steady relationships (pets, fans, friends) over glory, which is very Hufflepuff.
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Skinny Love - Bon Iver
The aching, intimate tone of 'Skinny Love' matches Sawyer's recurring heartbreak and nostalgia: 'This song is genuinely torture... makes me ache'. The quiet, fragile longing in the lyrics suits someone who 'wants a girlfriend so badly' and who carries big feelings but struggles to express them fully ('I can talk about him as a character, but I never go into depth of how I feel').
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