Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Uses vivid, chaotic jokes and capslock rants to entertain, e.g. “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT” and “i would genuinely fire a nuclear booomb up my ass”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and appreciation toward oomfs, e.g. “having oomfs that understand the game is one of the best things ever omg” and “GLOOOORPPP!!!! I LOVE THIS TYSM”.
- Creative fandom: Draws and deeply engages with characters, e.g. “i drew ace i miss u ace” and enthusiastic posts about Columbina, Nicole, Tsaritsa, etc.
- Self‑aware student: Openly reflects on uni life and group work, e.g. “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME MY GROUP ASSIGNMENT IS ABOUT USING GENERATIVE AI” and joking about everyone gaming in lectures.
- Supportive optimism: Wishes others well and maintains excitement despite struggles, e.g. “i hope everyone has a lovely day today / sleep tonight” and hype about future patches and characters.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: Admits to poor money control, e.g. “BRO WE CAN NOT TRUST ME WITH MONEY I SAW THE DUCK AND THE BLUSH AND SAID I WANT IT NOW… I DONT EVEN BUY GENESIS CRYSTALS WHY DID I DO THIS”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive or crude phrasing, e.g. “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT” and “nuke hoyotwt genuinely”.
- Low physical wellbeing: Often mentions feeling unwell or exhausted, e.g. “period cramps are fucking me up… my head has been throbbing for like three days straight” and needing sleep prompts from TikTok.
- Academic distraction: Gets easily distracted during uni, e.g. “uni is such a joke like first lecture back im playing genshin…”, indicating difficulty focusing in class.
- Strong emotional reactivity: Reacting very intensely to fandom and game news, e.g. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “WHAT THE FUCK”, which can amplify stress over online events.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe here is extremely Bart-coded: chaotic, loud, impulsive, and funny in a way that’s half-feral, half-endearing. There’s constant gleeful exaggeration like “i would genuinely fire a nuclear booomb up my ass” and “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT”, which feels very much like Bart yelling whatever insane thing pops into his head. They lean into mischief and drama—ranting about games, uni, and fandom in caps, e.g. “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME MY GROUP ASSIGNMENT IS ABOUT USING GENERATIVE AI” and “FUCK THAT DEMONIC PURPLE LABUBU BOSS WITH ITS PURPLE LABUBU BABIES OH MY GOD”. At the same time, there’s an unexpectedly soft, affectionate side in tweets like “i drew ace i miss u ace” and “i hope everyone has a lovely day today / sleep tonight”, echoing how Bart secretly cares a lot. The mixture of clowning on everything, being openly horny-for-fandom, and still having real feelings matches Bart’s blend of juvenile chaos with a hidden emotional core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with oomfs and friends, sharing personal life and emotions openly, like joking about uni and games with others in “uni is such a joke like first lecture back im playing genshin the girl next to me is playing rhythm hive n the girls in front of me are playing 8 ball pool” and inviting mutuals in “reveal yourself to me now we should be friends”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they latch onto possibilities and hype over future content and concepts rather than concrete facts, e.g. “guys. im so excited bro i hope the tsaritsa is super cool PLEAASEEEEEEEE BRO PLEAAAASEEEEE TSARITSA BROOGKKOOOROMFMMMMMM” and “guys varka is gonna be standard i can feel it in my bone marrow”. They lean Feeling: their decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, affection, and values—like intense attachment to characters in “robin..... she wants to live.... my robin....” and empathy for oomfs in “having oomfs that understand the game is one of the best things ever omg”. Their tweets are chaotic, impulsive, and flexible rather than structured, indicating Perceiving—they admit indecision and lack of planning in “worlds most indecisive person challenge. what should i use these on like 😭😭😭😭 i can make a nefer goblet or more skirk stuff i can reroll ANYTHING like theres too many options” and impulse buying in “BRO WE CAN NOT TRUST ME WITH MONEY I SAW THE DUCK AND THE BLUSH AND SAID I WANT IT NOW ohmygofd I DONT EVEN BUY GENESIS CRYSTALS WHY DID I DO THIS”. Taken together—the social, hyper-expressive energy (E), idea/possibility focus (N), emotional intensity (F), and spontaneous, unstructured behavior (P)—they fit best as ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You were playing Genshin in your first lecture back while the girl next to you played Rhythm Hive and the others 8 Ball Pool… if we ever sit together in class, I promise to be the nerd actually paying attention so you can live‑tweet in peace.
- You said you’d shave your whole body for Nicole’s banner — if I told you I’d farm every last Stygian Onslaught, fight that demonic purple Labubu boss, and navigate the cursed Genshin wiki just to co‑op with you, would that earn me at least one pull on your heart banner?
- You made dua on Arafah for Skirk and are praying for Nicole’s light blue flames — I might not be Da Wei, but I’m also begging: ‘Ya Allah, please let me be even half as loved by her as her fictional women are.’
- Friends seeing what you’re listening to is ‘a new type of vulnerability’—so how about this: you put on the most unhinged song in your Spotify, I’ll queue the most deranged Genshin meme track I know, and we call it our first date playlist.
- You forgot to take your glasses off in the shower, left for uni an hour early, and still manage to snipe both 50/50s for Columbina and Ineffa… statistically speaking, I think the next miracle on your streak should be you accidentally falling for me.
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18 • BD • uni student pretending to study while grinding Genshin. Once left for class an hour early and still forgot where the oculi were.– @glorpkomi
Your signature cocktail
Bi for Bi Kinilani Blush Fizz
The Bi for Bi Kinilani Blush Fizz is a chaotic-sweet, pastel mess of a drink, just like their timeline. Soft, fruity lychee liqueur and rose lemonade mirror their bubbly, affectionate energy and love for cute aesthetics like “bi for bi kinilani” and “new year new phone layout… lets be pastel and cutieful this year”. Blue curaçao stands in for their obsession with cool blue flames and characters, as in “nicole better have light blue flames… please bro please man give me the bloody blue flames”. A chili-salt rim captures their unfiltered, occasionally feral outbursts like “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT” and “nuke hoyotwt genuinely”, giving a sharp kick after the sweetness. Finally, edible glitter nods to their dramatic gamer luck and hyper reactions such as “dude i got so lucky i won BOTH 50/50S” and the over-the-top excitement of “GLOOOORPPP!!!! I LOVE THIS TYSM”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user leads with boldness, impulsivity, and loud emotion in a very Gryffindor way. They’re extremely outspoken and dramatic, e.g. saying they would “genuinely fire a nuclear booomb up my ass” and screaming about how “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT”, which reflects raw, unfiltered courage and a tendency to act/speak first and think later. They also wear their passions on their sleeve — from being loudly ride-or-die for characters like Nicole and Columbina (“WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK”, “genuinely so so excited for nicole guys”) to half-jokingly invoking nuking fandom spaces with “nuke hoyotwt genuinely”, which fits Gryffindor’s dramatic crusader energy. At the same time, they show a protective, slightly martyr-ish streak — making dua over pulls and begging devs not to “fumble” Nicole’s design (“nicole better have light blue flames… please bro please man”) reads like someone emotionally investing in a cause and gearing up for a fight over it. While they clearly have creativity and warmth (e.g. drawing characters and cheering on friends: “i drew ace i miss u ace”, “having oomfs that understand the game is one of the best things ever omg”), the dominant pattern is loud, blunt, passionate impulsiveness — classic Gryffindor, more than the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff, the cerebral tone of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self-focus of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-fitting song is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures being a chaotic, emotional 18-year-old navigating life, fandom, and uni. They oscillate between unfiltered frustration and humor, like “MEN FUCKINT STINK LIKE SHIT” and “i would genuinely fire a nuclear booomb up my ass”, which mirrors the song’s raw, messy energy. Their uni experience feels unserious and confusing, as shown in “uni is such a joke like first lecture back im playing genshin...”, echoing the song’s themes of pressure and not having it together. The constant mood swings between ranting about games (“FUCK THAT DEMONIC PURPLE LABUBU BOSS…”) and intense stanning (“COLUMBINA SOON COLUMBINA SOON COLUMBINA SOOONNNNNNNNNNN”) feel very much like the song’s frantic, overdramatic tone. Even their bio and activism-tinged identity — “she・ 18・🇧🇩・free the opressed” — fit the restless, slightly angsty youth vibe that brutal leans into.
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