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The user’s intense focus on school exams, constant self‑criticism about weight, and obsession with food (especially raw vegetables) mirrors Lisa’s perfectionist, health‑conscious, and academically stressed personality. For example, they tweet "FINALLY DONE WITH ALL MY TESTS I CAN LIVE IN PEACE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!! SUICIDE POSTPONED !!!!!!!!!!!!" which reflects the same academic pressure Lisa feels. Their love for raw tomatoes ("I want raw tomatoes so bad rn I love them 🤤🤤🤤") echoes Lisa’s vegetarian preferences. The user’s frequent self‑critical statements about weight ("I’m getting too used to being this weight, I need to lose more rn I feel fat again") align with Lisa’s tendency toward self‑doubt and perfectionism. Their ongoing mental‑health struggles, such as "I have a headache owwwwwwwwwww" and "KILL ME", illustrate the darker side of Lisa’s occasional anxiety and depressive moments seen in episodes where she feels isolated. Overall, Lisa Simpson best captures the combination of academic pressure, health‑obsession, and emotional volatility displayed by the user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s posts are dominated by personal, self‑focused statements such as 'I’m getting too used to being this weight, I need to lose more rn I feel fat again' and frequent 'I' narratives, indicating an introverted orientation. They consistently describe concrete, sensory details – calorie counts ('Dinner tonight is 50 cals for 100 grams'), weight numbers ('Scale says I’m finally BMI 18.8') and specific foods ('I want raw tomatoes so bad rn') – a hallmark of Sensing. Their decision‑making is driven by intense emotions and personal values, evident in tweets like 'The absolute most triggering thing for me is people acknowledging I’ve lost weight' and 'I love having horrible ED relapses at the worst times,' showing a Feeling preference. The account displays a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, with plans that shift on a whim ('I’m gonna try to have an omad today and then fast until tomorrow lunch') and a lack of long‑term planning, characteristic of Perceiving. Putting these traits together points to an ISFP personality type.

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Student artist & food enthusiast sharing sketches, culinary experiments, and daily musings. Fun fact: I once ate a whole pineapple in a week!– @glueattack

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This cocktail mirrors Ray's chaotic blend of low‑calorie obsession, fruit cravings, and self‑destructive flashes. The kiwi purée nods to the tweet "First time eating kiwi in my life, will let u guys know what I think later", while the pineapple juice recalls the binge described in "I once had a one week long pineapple binge and I'd eat half a pineapple every day and then have horrible cramps that felt like childbirth and could barely walk and it only ended cause I puked my soul out eventually". Tomato water reflects the obsessive love for raw tomatoes: "I want raw tomatoes so bad rn I love them 🤤🤤🤤 I love biting into them and having them squirt in my mouth". The smoky mezcal captures the burnt, self‑harm references such as "Burnt more than my current intake award (I'm yet to have dinner sadly)" and "Had to burn myself again cause my fatass can't restrict properly apparently and I did it on my leg this time like on my calf". Finally, diet tonic water embodies the constant low‑calorie counting like "dinner tonight is 50 cals for 100 grams im so excited" and the bitter edge hints at the darker lines like "I'm going to skin myself alive in front of you".

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The user repeatedly shows a drive to achieve thinness and to manipulate situations to protect that goal. For example, they ask "How do I throw away food without my parents knowing?" and say "I’ll kill myself if my dad makes me eat dinner," revealing a self‑preserving cunning. Their ambition to lose weight is highlighted in "I need to lose more rn I feel fat again" and "The absolute most triggering thing for me is people acknowledging I've lost weight." This focus on personal ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation aligns with Slytherin values of ambition and cunning rather than Gryffindor bravery, Hufflepuff loyalty, or Ravenclaw wisdom.

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The user repeatedly mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, for example "I'm going to skin myself alive in front of you" and "Had to burn myself again cause my fatass can't restrict properly... it still stings a shit ton," which mirrors the raw confession in the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their despair is further highlighted by posts like "WHY AM I EVEN STILL ALIVE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD AT 14" and "KILL ME," echoing the song’s chorus about feeling worthless and wanting to die. The obsession with death’s embrace, as in "dinner tonight is 50 cals ... without craving the sweet embrace of death's arms," aligns with the somber tone of the track. The overall pattern of chronic pain, hopelessness, and a desire for an escape matches the themes of "Hurt." This makes the song a fitting anthem for the user’s emotional state.

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