Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and dramatic metaphors about exams, like calling Paramore shirt and notebook her “armor” and “sword” for geometry analytic tests.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music (Hayley Williams, Paramore, Anton, Olivia Rodrigo), books (vampire Armand), and chemistry, repeatedly calling them obsessions and life‑changing.
- Hardworking: Despite procrastination, she studies for hours, stresses over biochemistry and geometry analytic, and posts #motivacional and #estudando while prepping for tough exams.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions—euphoria about physical CDs, frustration with buses and power cuts, anxiety and joy about concerts—creating vivid, personal narratives in short tweets.
- Creative: Turns routine events into playful imagery, like painting nails inspired by Hayley’s album instead of studying, and writing dramatic, fandom‑style threads about characters like Armand and Eunseok.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Frequently calls herself “doente” (sick) for her obsessions, wishes to be ‘serving’ like Hayley, and jokes about being inferior to other fans, indicating harsh self‑judgment.
- Procrastinating: Admits to not knowing half the GA content a few days before exams and spending hours on Pokémon TCG or nail art instead of finishing lab notebooks or studying.
- Emotionally impulsive: Tweets about wanting to ‘sacrifice’ half of humanity for Hayley, lighting a candle for someone’s relationship to end, and needing sedatives, reflecting intense, fast‑posted reactions.
- Negatively reactive: Often responds to stress with “vai tomar no cu,” calls music “lixo,” and expresses “nojo” at couples using certain songs, showing a tendency toward harsh, reactive wording.
- Romantically frustrated: Shares anger and envy about crushes and relationships (like stalking reposts, being unable to act on a crush, and wishing for a boyfriend to call ‘espírito obsessor’), suggesting unresolved romantic dissatisfaction.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: an academic, anxious, hyper‑online nerd with intense niche obsessions. They’re constantly battling university life like Lisa battles Springfield Elementary, putting on their "armor" for exams in tweets such as "coloco minha armadura (camiseta do paramore) pego minha espada (caderno com todos os exercícios anotados pra consulta) e vou pra guerra (prova de geometria analitica)" and "visto minha armadura (moletom da quimica) e vou pra luta (prova de ipe) esses matematicos nao vao me colocar pra baixo". They’re clearly studious and stressed, tweeting things like "3 dias pra prova de ga e nao sei nada do conteudo" and "faz 4 horas que to estudando bioquimica", which fits Lisa’s overachiever energy. Their intense fandoms (Hayley Williams, Paramore, vampires, K‑pop) and slightly dramatic emotional spikes, like "acho q eu sacrificaria mais da metade da populacao humana pra ver a hayley williams feliz" and "eu amo a hayley williams mais q mts pessoas nesse mundo", mirror Lisa’s tendency to fixate passionately on her interests. Finally, their mix of cynicism and sensitivity about the world—e.g. "quando vc estava tendo um dia bom e é lembrada sobre como o mundo é horrivel e agora seu dia foi destruído"—lines up well with Lisa’s blend of idealism and despair about society.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their life seems centered on internal experiences (music, niche obsessions, studying) rather than constant socializing, and they often talk about being alone with their thoughts or feelings, like being "doente" over interests or people, and joking about not having anyone to obsess with about Hayley Williams. They show clear Intuition (N): instead of focusing on concrete facts, they dramatize and metaphorize everything (e.g., turning exams into "war" with "armadura" and "espada," and calling a cigarette-while-drunk moment an experience that "transcende a alma"), and they obsess over fictional worlds like Vampire Armand and Stardew Valley NPCs in a very conceptual way. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): tweets are driven by emotion, values, and affection/irritation toward people and art (sacrificing "metade da populacao humana" for Hayley’s happiness, feeling "MUITO triste" about crush dynamics, hating certain couples or classmates in intensely emotional language) rather than detached, logical analysis. They appear Perceiving (P): their approach to studying and life is chaotic and procrastination-heavy (e.g., having "3 dias pra prova" and spending the time on themed nails, or playing Pokémon TCG instead of finishing a biochemistry lab notebook), and they frequently describe impulsive, spur-of-the-moment choices like buying hair dye or getting lost in new obsessions. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, imaginative framing of events, value-driven reactions, and flexible, last-minute lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I show up to your next UFABC exam wearing a Paramore shirt and carrying a discman instead of a sword, do I get to be your party member in this RPG of ‘these mathematicians won’t put us down’?
- You said you’d sacrifice half of humanity just to see Hayley Williams happy… lucky for me I only need you mildly fond of me, so statistically I think I’ve got great odds.
- You studying biochemistry for 4 hours, getting distracted by Pokémon TCG, and still stressing about GA makes total sense—complex systems tend toward chaos. Let me take you out for mandioca frita at the RU and be your emotional buffer solution.
- Since you already descolorized your eyebrows and nearly went ‘sem sobrancelha’ for the bit, can I be the next chaotic experiment you run—purely in the name of science and a little ego nite-level romance?
- You light candles for Paramore collabs, for relationships to end, and even waited for Padre Marcelo’s candle site to come back… should I be worried that the next vela you acender is either to manifest me or to get over me?
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Chemistry undergrad who studies with Paramore on repeat. Once crammed analytic geometry on the bus and still had time to repaint my hair mid‑semester.– @glumton
Your signature cocktail
Hayley’s Ego Nite Elixir
This drink is wired on caffeine and chaos, just like their cycle of overcaffeinated studying and exams, as in “vivo num ciclo de tomar muita cafeina passar mal pq tomei mt cafeina falar que vou parar e tomar mais cafeina”. The passion fruit liqueur is a nod to their obsessive fandoms and euphoric stanning of Hayley, Paramore, Anton, and Armand, like “acho q eu sacrificaria mais da metade da populacao humana pra ver a hayley williams feliz ngm me entende” and “nova obsessao vampiro armand”. Dry gin brings a sharp, grown-up edge that mirrors the academic grind and constant battle with math and chem, from “coloco minha armadura (camiseta do paramore) pego minha espada (caderno com todos os exercícios anotados pra consulta) e vou pra guerra (prova de geometria analitica)” to “visto minha armadura (moletom da quimica) e vou pra luta (prova de ipe) esses matematicos nao vao me colocar pra baixo”. The sparkling tonic with sea salt reflects their mix of optimism and exasperation—salty rants like “imagina sair de casa as 6 da manha pra voltar 21 ter um dia de bosta e ainda nao ter luz no bairro todo vai tomar no cu” but still showing up in Paramore shirts and discman armor. Finally, the splash of red bitters captures their dramatic, slightly feral romantic side—wanting relationships to end, yearning, and being deliciously messy, as in “deus me perdoe mas eu vou acender uma vela pra esse relacionamento acabar .” and “MUITO triste quando o menino que vc ta cobiçando fica postando varias coisas legais e vc nao pode fazer absolutamente NADA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows a strong love of learning and a very nerdy, self-aware academic identity, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They frame exams as epic quests powered by knowledge, calling their Paramore shirt an “armor” and their carefully prepared notes a “sword” in “coloco minha armadura (camiseta do paramore) pego minha espada (caderno com todos os exercícios anotados pra consulta) e vou pra guerra (prova de geometria analitica)”. Even while overwhelmed, they obsessively strategize about mastering content in limited time, as in “tentando entender como vou aprender conteudo inteiro de ga da metade do quad em 4 dias”, which shows analytical, plan-oriented thinking rather than pure ambition or pure grind. Their humor is very meta and referential, mixing niche music, vampire novels, and academic life into layered jokes like “visto minha armadura (discman)... esses matematicos nao vao me colocar pra baixo”, which reflects wit and creativity more than straightforward bravery or loyalty. They clearly value intellectual depth in their obsessions (from biochemistry lab notebooks to hyper-detailed stanning of artists and fictional characters), suggesting a personality that organizes life around ideas and interests rather than status or power, which fits Ravenclaw better than the other houses.
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Still Into You - Paramore
The best match for @glumton is Still Into You by Paramore, because their whole personality on the timeline orbits around Hayley Williams and Paramore. They talk about putting on their "armour" as a Paramore shirt to face exams, like in “coloco minha armadura (camiseta do paramore) pego minha espada (caderno com todos os exercícios anotados pra consulta) e vou pra guerra (prova de geometria analitica)” and “visto minha armadura (camiseta do paramore) pego minha espada (discman) e vou pra luta (prova de ipe) esses matematicos nao vao me colocar pra baixo”, which mirrors the song’s mix of vulnerability and determination. They’re deeply, almost comically devoted to Hayley—“acho q eu sacrificaria mais da metade da populacao humana pra ver a hayley williams feliz ngm me entende” and “eu amo a hayley williams mais q mts pessoas nesse mundo”—echoing the song’s theme of a love that endures everything. Their chaotic, emotional student life, from “vivo num ciclo de tomar muita cafeina passar mal pq tomei mt cafeina falar que vou parar e tomar mais cafeina” to “ai que vontade de largar tudo e sair correndo pelas ruas sem rumo”, fits the track’s energetic, cathartic pop‑rock sound. Even their irritation at couples using the song, in “nojo desses casais que postam fotos ao som de still into you”, actually reinforces how seriously they take Paramore—Still Into You is less a cheesy couple anthem for them and more a core part of their identity.
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