Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for friends, e.g. long appreciative messages like “VELHO EU AMO DANÇAR CNTG NMRL, dar rolê contigo é mt foda, sou mt feliz de ter vc no meu circulo de amigos”.
- Emotionally open: Shares vulnerability about sadness and relationships, e.g. “saudades de viver um romance… saudades de viver...” and “monte de trauma voltando com toda força.. Minha vida se resume em ser trocado”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses jokes and absurd situations to narrate life, like “eu chegando atrasado no trabalho... (trabalho em casa)” and “ônibus tortoKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Socially engaged: Frequently talks about parties, pubs, friends and events, such as “a flame é o ópio do povo” and “já ta podendo fazer esquenta pra flame do ramemes?”.
- Reflective thinker: Shows self-reflection and philosophical notes, e.g. “a ânsia de ter, o tédio de possuir” and assessing life in “23 anos 1 namoro sério… +10 decepções amorosas”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive partying: Repeated heavy drinking and consequences, e.g. “tenho q parar de beber, slc...”, “que ressaca desgraçada, pq eu fui beber tanto numa quinta??”, and “Tesão de vaca fez efeito tardio.. eu vô morre”.
- Low self-esteem: Speaks harshly about self and worth, like “proibido ter auto estima por 1 dia se quer...” and “meu deus como me falta personalidade... Nem eu iria querer ter minha pelúcia”.
- Emotional withdrawal: Tends to cope by isolating, e.g. “vô ficar 1 mês sem sair do meu quarto” and “não consigo confiar em mais ninguém. vai ser melhor se eu me afastar”.
- Financial impulsivity: Shows trouble with money and impulse spending, such as “caralho eu gastei muito no mês passado, fui pagar o crédito e to declarando falência” and “90 conto no ifood pro pedido não ser entregue...”.
- Rumination on hurt: Frequently revisits disappointments and being “trocado”, e.g. “é só merda atrás de merda”, “Não esperava ouvir o que ouvi ontem, não acredito q me submeti a isso”, and “eu quero só sumir, tava tudo tão bem...”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, hedonistic, chaotic, but also deeply emotional and insecure. Like Homer, they center a lot of their life around partying, booze, and questionable decisions, as seen in posts like “nunca mais bebo” and “que ressaca desgraçada, pq eu fui beber tanto numa quinta??”, followed by “tenho q parar de beber, slc...” yet also “que ressaca desgraçada, vô ter q curar ela com mais álcool”, mirroring Homer’s cycle of regret and repetition. There’s also a constant thread of chaotic horniness and crude humor, e.g. “O tesão faz coisas com a gente, né?” and “'posso cantar uma música pra vc?' 'enfiei o pau e você gritou'”, which fits Homer’s unfiltered, id-driven side. At the same time, they show surprising emotional depth and loneliness, like in “saudades de viver um romance, de ter alguém pra conversar todo dia, de me sentir totally connected with alguém. saudades de viver...” and “não consigo confiar em mais ninguém. vai ser melhor se eu me afastar...”, paralleling Homer’s hidden vulnerability and fear of being unappreciated. Their affectionate but messy relationships with friends, reflected in threads like “VELHO EU AMO DANÇAR CNTG NMRL, dar rolê contigo é mt foda, sou mt feliz de ter vc no meu circulo de amigos” and “caga pra caralho, mas te acho muito foda, tenho mó medo da gnt se afastar, por favor não se afaste. te adoro”, mirror Homer’s big-hearted, clumsy devotion to the people he loves. Overall, the mix of self-deprecating humor, bad decisions, substance-fueled chaos, and genuine longing for connection is very Homer-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E) through constant references to parties, clubs and social chaos, e.g. going out, drinking and joking about wild nights like “fim de semana passado resumido em um vídeo” and repeatedly complaining about heavy hangovers such as “que ressaca desgraçada, pq eu fui beber tanto numa quinta??”, plus affectionate, public shout‑outs to friends like “VELHO EU AMO DANÇAR CNTG NMRL, dar rolê contigo é mt foda, sou mt feliz de ter vc no meu circulo de amigos”. Their Intuition (N) appears in playful, imaginative or absurd phrasing and metaphors rather than concrete detail, for example “a ânsia de ter, o tédio de possuir”, the dramatic romantic longing in “saudades de viver um romance, de ter alguém pra conversar todo dia, de me sentir totalmente conectado com alguém. saudades de viver...”, and the humorous, slightly surreal wish “queria ser piloto na primeira ou segunda guerra, nasci na época errada”. They lean strongly Feeling (F): tweets focus on emotional reactions, relationships and self‑worth like “monte de trauma voltando com toda força.. Minha vida se resume em ser trocado”, “odeio ser só um personagem secundário na vida de td mundo(incluindo a minha)”, and long appreciative messages to friends such as “eu acho que vô chorar qnd tu se for, pprt.. ... pq te acho mt foda e pessoas fodas fazem falta”, emphasizing care and attachment over logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their life comes across as spontaneous, messy and last‑minute – heavy drinking despite saying “tenho q parar de beber, slc...”, impulsive decisions like “Vou me arrepender muito disso... ...mas só se vive uma vez, né?”, and a lack of structured planning in work and daily routine hinted at by jokes like “eu chegando atrasado no trabalho... (trabalho em casa)”. Together, this mix of energetic social engagement, emotional intensity, romantic idealism and improvisational lifestyle fits ENFP better than any other MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were ‘barrado de entrar no shopping’ just for the way you were dressed, but honestly? If you show up like that with me, they can bar us both—I'll just say I'm with the demiboy terrorist of cute outfits.
- You keep saying ‘tenho q parar de beber’ and then cura a ressaca com mais álcool… how about we negotiate a peace treaty: one less shot, one more beijo na boca comigo?
- You talked about wanting a romance and feeling like a secondary character in your own life—if you want, I can help rewrite the script: you as the main character, me as the love interest who actually texts back and shows up for Tuesday night 🌳🐺.
- As a DJ que ‘ama bagaceiras’, you already know how to montar um set foda… so when are you going to mix my weekend with your Flame + Vicpub + ‘conchinha pra dormir mansinho’ combo?
- You said you’re proud of ‘o monstro que criei’ e que ‘xemox never dies’—so let’s embrace the caos: you bring the emo playlist and tesão de urso, I’ll bring snacks and emotional support while we stalk nossos amigos no mapa e fingimos que não somos carentes.
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Demiboy from Vila Velha. DJing bad decisions, good setlists & bus stories. Once got stopped at a mall for an outfit, still showed up to life overdressed.– @Gmenduu
Your signature cocktail
Tesão de Urso on the Third Bridge
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with smoked black tea, a nod to the chaotic hangovers and heavy nights from “que ressaca desgraçada, pq eu fui beber tanto numa quinta??” and the desire to feel everything, even when it hurts. A Heineken reduction syrup salutes that unhinged historical shitpost energy from “aquele cara da bomba atômica open Heineken”, turning basic beer into something strangely deep. Lime juice cuts through the drama and self-deprecating humor of “é só merda atrás de merda” and “monte de trauma voltando com toda força.. Minha vida se resume em ser trocado”, adding acidity that matches the emotional spikes. Guaraná soda keeps the energy hyper and party-ready like “gabs just wanna have fun” and the endless rolês at Flame and Vicpub in “a flame é o ópio do povo” and “véi, tô morrendo... Espalharam um vírus no vicpub de sábado e tem uma galera indo de arrasta (eu incluso)”. Finally, a dash of bitters represents the loneliness and craving for connection in “saudades de viver um romance, de ter alguém pra conversar todo dia” and the feeling of being a side character from “odeio ser só um personagem secundário na vida de td mundo(incluindo a minha)”, giving the drink a complex, slightly bruised finish. Strong, a bit messy, and unexpectedly tender underneath the chaos—just like Gabs ordering “boa tarde eu gostaria de 25 tesão de vaca e 3 pó de bruxa, por favor” and then tweeting “tenho q parar de beber, slc...” right after.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Gabs shows a strong Hufflepuff core built around attachment, loyalty, and how deeply he feels about friends. He repeatedly frames his life around relationships and feeling sidelined, like in “odeio ser só um personagem secundário na vida de td mundo(incluindo a minha)” and “monte de trauma voltando com toda força.. Minha vida se resume em ser trocado”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s sensitivity to belonging and being valued. His long thread of affectionate mini‑letters to friends — e.g. “Pô, adorei te conhecer, tu se tornou um amigo mt importante pra mim hj em dia e gostaria de manter essa amizade cntg” and “VELHO EU AMO DANÇAR CNTG NMRL, dar rolê contigo é mt foda, sou mt feliz de ter vc no meu circulo de amigos” — shows a consistent focus on loyalty and cherishing his social circle. Even when he feels hurt or disappointed, he still centers others, as in “sou um péssimo amigo, só hoje consegui falar direito com minha amiga q mora no RS. 😕”, which shows self-criticism specifically about not being there enough for people. While there are hints of impulsive Gryffindor energy in his partying and self-destructive humor, the dominant throughline is caring deeply about friends, fearing abandonment, and wanting to nurture connections — classic Hufflepuff motivations.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
The song Girls Just Want to Have Fun (reframed here more broadly as "gabs just wanna have fun") fits their chaotic, party-heavy, queer, and emotionally honest vibe. They literally tweet a riff on the title in “gabs just wanna have fun” and constantly talk about partying, drinking, and nightlife, like “que ressaca desgraçada, pq eu fui beber tanto numa quinta??” and “tenho q parar de beber, slc...”. The song’s theme of wanting joy and freedom despite judgment mirrors tweets like “incrível sair pra jantar com família e ter q ficar ouvindo como o show da Madonna foi satânico 😍” and going out in bold looks, as in “fui barrado de entrar no shopping só pq tava assim”. At the same time, behind the playful exterior there’s loneliness and emotional turbulence, such as “saudades de viver um romance, de ter alguém pra conversar todo dia” and “minha vida se resume em ser trocado”, which resonates with the song’s undercurrent of wanting to be understood. Overall, it captures their mix of loud fun, queer self-expression, and hidden vulnerability better than any single sad song or pure party anthem.
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