Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses absurd and self-deprecating jokes like “scrollando no feed ate que me engasguei com minha propria saliva,me senti cada vez mais pátetico a cada tosse pqp” and long shitpost riffs like “cuzcuz, carne,cuzcuz, carne,...”.
- Creative expression: Creates gifs and visual bits, e.g. announcing “novo gif frescos+nuggets=fruggets” and offering to post a “novo gif (se vcs gostarem postarei no tenor)”.
- Enthusiastic fandom: Shows strong interest in games and music, like obsessing over Monster Hunter in “estou ocupado jogando monster hunter world 24/7” and listening to Henry Cow in “ouvindo henry cow como ultimo album do ano”.
- Community oriented: Engages with niche communities and friends, e.g. greeting “ola comunidade nicho”, crediting others in “créditos: @/dunedesable”, and calling for players in “procuro pessoas pra jogar melty blood type lumina!”.
- Self-awareness: Openly reflects on mood and personality, as in “problemas de personalidade n identificado” and “não dormi até agora porque to pensando na teoria que eu fui filho de uma gravidez acidental, hilário”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses aggressive or violent phrasing, like “vai se fuder jogaro o nero pra bosta”, “vao se fuder, feliz ano novo”, and threatening in “vou ter que matar sua família, é o jeito que tem que ser..”.
- Disrespectful slurs: Uses ableist/self-degrading terms in bio “retarded person” and tweets like “humans DNI”, which can alienate or hurt others.
- Edge reliance: Humor and persona lean heavily on edgy shock, such as “she is 3 days old?? zamn👅” and graphic egg-drinking description in “tomei ovo cru num copo”.
- Negativity focus: Often frames experiences pessimistically, e.g. “fim de ano é tao ruim cara”, “chega to cansado”, and “ta foda”.
- Crude boundaries: Content can be off-putting or too graphic for some, like bathroom and body references in “mais higiênico pra quem? pro cagalhão?” and oversharing physical discomfort in “meu estômago ja esta reagindo..dores sutis”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and surprising sincerity. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, transgressive jokes and bait, e.g. the mock-threatening bit in “Willian, vc tinha prometido pra mim que ia fechar negócios... vou ter que matar sua família, é o jeito que tem que ser..” and their irreverent New Year’s greeting in “vao se fuder, feliz ano novo”. Their timeline is full of shitposts, bodily humor and dumb experiments, like drinking raw egg in “22/11 04:40AM tomei ovo cru num copo”, which feels very Bart-core ‘do it for the bit’. At the same time, Bart’s random pockets of sentimentality match this user’s occasional introspective or vulnerable moments, such as “não dormi até agora porque to pensando na teoria que eu fui filho de uma gravidez acidental, hilário”. Their love of niche interests and gaming, like “sem muitos tweets, estou ocupado jogando monster hunter world 24/7”, lines up with Bart’s obsessive phases and fixation on whatever currently entertains him. Overall, the mix of mischief, dark humor, and flashes of self-awareness makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) rather than Extrovert: much of their content is about solitary experiences, self-talk, and bodily sensations instead of social events, like describing choking on their own saliva while scrolling the feed in “scrollando no feed ate que me engasguei com minha propria saliva,me senti cada vez mais pátetico a cada tosse pqp”, or obsessing alone over CRT TVs in “to com viciado em tv ctr (tv de tubo) faz 1 semana que eu so falo disso... to sem comer o dia inteiro pq to vendo preço de tv pqp ta foda”. Their style suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing, because even when describing concrete things they drift into odd, conceptual or surreal angles, like the existential musing in “e se todo mundo sumisse de todas as redes online ao mesmo tempo pra sempre, só porque sim.” and the playful, metaphor-heavy identity bits such as “humans DNI retarded person eccojams vol 1”. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: there’s a focus on mood, personal hurt, and vibes ("chega to cansado"-type posts) rather than structured argument, for example “não dormi até agora porque to pensando na teoria que eu fui filho de uma gravidez acidental, hilário” shows emotional introspection framed as dark humor, and even anger is expressed in a personal, dramatic tone like “vai se fuder jogaro o nero pra bosta”. Their behavior fits Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they come off spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured—jumping from games to music to bizarre bodily experiments, as in “22/11 04:40AM tomei ovo cru num copo .” and casually deleting or changing directions in “fodase apaguei tweet mesmo!”. The mix of introspective mood posts, surreal humor, niche media obsessions (Monster Hunter, Melty Blood, eccojams, Henry Cow) and an anti-mainstream, somewhat sensitive tone (“eu percebo isso em mim, odeio o paraíso”) strongly matches the archetypal INFP: inward-focused, imaginative, emotionally driven, and flexible rather than structured in how they move through life and online spaces.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 2025 was a sad year but Zuma and MGS5 saved it — let me speedrun into your 2026 so you can say ‘este ano foi legau’ because of me instead of just the games.
- You, a Monster Hunter World grinder with a CRT TV obsession, listening to Henry Cow at midnight… statistically speaking, the only thing missing from that build is a co‑op partner who brings snacks and emotional support buffs.
- That night you woke up automatically at midnight on the 25th and stayed up thinking you might be an accidental baby? Same, actually — but if we were both ‘gravidões acidentais’, maybe the universe is just shipping us as DLC.
- You drink raw egg at 04:40AM, post ‘meu estômago ja está reagindo’, then go right back to shitposting and making gifs… I don’t know if that’s bravery, insanity, or peak eccojams-vol-1 energy, but I do know I’d like to be part of the next experiment.
- You said ‘e se todo mundo sumisse de todas as redes online ao mesmo tempo pra sempre, só porque sim’ — if that happens, can we at least agree to disappear together, grab some fake chocolate, talk about TVs de tubo, and see if real life hits harder than your timeline?
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Part-time Monster Hunter, full-time CRT TV enthusiast. Once drank a raw egg at 4:40 AM and then live-tweeted the aftermath.– @goadonn
Your signature cocktail
Humans DNI Highball
The vodka infused with instant coffee matches their wired, sleep-deprived timeline-scrolling energy and late-night oversharing like “não dormi até agora porque to pensando na teoria que eu fui filho de uma gravidez acidental, hilário”. Melon liqueur adds a neon, weirdo sweetness to echo their surreal memes and niche vibes, from “ola comunidade nicho” to “using the rei ayanami variation instead, is good to your mind”. Tonic water brings a bitter, fizzy undercurrent for all the exhausted, self-deprecating posts like “chega to cansado” and “meus olhos ardem”. A dash of saline solution nods to their bodily horror overshares and weird sensory details such as “tomei ovo cru num copo” and “meu estômago ja esta reagindo..dores sutis”. The lime peel expressed on top is sharp and sarcastic, reflecting their abrasive but funny edge in lines like “vao se fuder, feliz ano novo” and the recurring boundary-setting of “humans DNI”. This ends up as a strong, slightly bitter, neon-odd drink: not for everyone, but perfect for someone playing Monster Hunter at 3am and posting “sem muitos tweets, estou ocupado jogando monster hunter world 24/7”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows intense, almost obsessive curiosity and niche intellectual fixations that fit Ravenclaw best. They dive deep into very specific interests, like CRT TVs, to the point of neglecting basic needs, admitting they spent a whole day researching models and prices in “to com viciado em tv ctr (tv de tubo)... to sem comer o dia inteiro pq to vendo preço de tv pqp ta foda”. There’s also a playful, creative analytical streak in how they narrate experiences, such as clinically describing the texture and timing of drinking a raw egg in “é dificil tomar de uma vez... parecia que tava demorando até que eu senti a gema,nunca senti minha garganta alargar tanto engolindo algo” and then documenting it as an almost experiment in “22/11 04:40AM tomei ovo cru num copo .”. Their humor leans toward meta-commentary and wordplay, like riffing on snack names in “novo gif frescos+nuggets=fruggets” and using surreal, self-aware phrasing in “engajamenyt baitte”. They also show appreciation for niche/"cult" media (e.g., Aphex Twin in “AFX Nightmail 1 👁️” and Henry Cow in “ouvindo henry cow como ultimo album do ano”), which aligns with a Ravenclaw-like love of obscure knowledge and unconventional art. While there are flashes of cynicism and dark humor, these read more as a detached, observant wit than Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor grandstanding, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
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Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Their mix of absurd humor, internet-poisoned brainrot, and sudden introspection fits the fragmented, chaotic mood of Paranoid Android. They swing from shitpost-y body horror like “meu estômago ja esta reagindo..dores sutis” and “meus olhos ardem” to existential thoughts such as “não dormi até agora porque to pensando na teoria que eu fui filho de uma gravidez acidental, hilário” and “e se todo mundo sumisse de todas as redes online ao mesmo tempo pra sempre, só porque sim.”. The song’s shifts between melancholy, aggression, and surreal imagery mirror how they go from “chega to cansado” to gleeful niche enthusiasm like “me viciei em jogo de luta denovo, que felicidade” and weird mini-obsessions such as “to com viciado em tv ctr (tv de tubo)... to sem comer o dia inteiro pq to vendo preço de tv”. Their bio, “humans DNI retarded person eccojams vol 1,” together with posts like “using the rei ayanami variation instead, is good to your mind”, captures the alienated, post-human, media-soaked sensibility that Radiohead channels in this track. Overall, Paranoid Android best matches their oscillation between depressive introspection, cyber-weird humor, and chaotic online energy.
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