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Nelson is the classic Springfield bully who revels in mocking and harassing others, often using harsh language and threats. This mirrors the user's aggressive tweets like "murder juan soto as well #NYYvsCLE [picture]" and "can we murder stanton now #NYYvsCLE [picture]" that call for violence against sports figures. The user's frequent profanity and hateful remarks, such as "fuck france bru on god #PORFRA" and "#SuperBowl fuck the chiefs ong," align with Nelson's contemptuous, confrontational attitude. Additionally, the repetitive spamming of "#BallonDor" echoes Nelson's relentless taunting behavior, constantly repeating insults without nuance. Overall, the user's pattern of bullying, profanity, and obsessive posting fits Nelson Muntz’s persona as the schoolyard tormentor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant, high‑volume posting (e.g., multiple "#BallonDor" tweets) shows a preference for external interaction, indicating Extraversion. Their focus on concrete sports events and real‑world happenings, such as "this sport is so ass im ngl the, nfl keeps rigging it for the chiefs #BUFvsKC" and "murder juan soto as well #NYYvsCLE," points to Sensing. The language is highly emotional and reactive – "all of the french fans looked gay asf 😭😭 #PORFRA" and "fuck france bru on god #PORFRA" – demonstrating a Feeling preference. Finally, the impulsive, unstructured nature of the timeline, with repetitive hashtag spam and spontaneous profanity (e.g., "#SuperBowl fuck the chiefs ong"), reflects a Perceiving, flexible style.

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Sports fan, meme curator, and hot-take enthusiast. Once tried swapping a baseball for a Ballon d'Or trophy. Expect bold humor & game-day insights.– @GocobOnTop

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The cocktail, named "Ballon Dor Brawl", captures Gocob's chaotic love for sports and his unapologetic profanity. The bourbon base mirrors his American sports obsessions, as seen in tweets like "this sport is so ass im ngl the, nfl keeps rigging it for the chiefs #BUFvsKC" and "murder juan soto as well #NYYvsCLE". Campari adds a bitter edge that reflects his angry outbursts toward the Chiefs and France, such as "fuck france bru on god #PORFRA" and "#SuperBowl fuck the chiefs ong". A splash of grenadine and a pinch of edible gold dust nod to his endless #BallonDor spams, echoing his obsession with the soccer award. Finally, a dash of chili-infused tequila provides the heat of his profanity‑laden commentary, like "all of the french fans looked gay asf 😭😭 #PORFRA".

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the user's aggressive and competitive language, they display traits of ambition and a willingness to dominate, hallmarks of Slytherin. Tweets like "murder juan soto as well #NYYvsCLE" and "can we murder stanton now #NYYvsCLE" show a ruthless desire to eliminate competition. Their claim that "the nfl keeps rigging it for the chiefs" reflects a suspicion of unfair advantage and a focus on manipulating outcomes, typical of Slytherin's cunning. The repeated obsession with the #BallonDor award underscores a drive for personal glory and status. Overall, the user's bold, self‑serving attitude aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s angry, anti‑authority tone matches the rebellious spirit of "Killing in the Name." Their tweet "this sport is so ass im ngl the, nfl keeps rigging it for the chiefs #BUFvsKC" shows a belief that the system is corrupt, echoing the song’s critique of power. The hyper‑violent language in "murder juan soto as well #NYYvsCLE" and "can we murder stanton now #NYYvsCLE" mirrors the song’s chorus "Killing in the name of …". Frequent profanity such as "fuck france bru on god #PORFRA" and "#SuperBowl fuck the chiefs ong" aligns with the repeated "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" line. Overall, the combination of sports fixation, repeated "BallonDor" bragging, and a hostile, defiant attitude makes this track a fitting anthem for the user.

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