Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creativity: Writes fanfic, draws original art, and makes memes, e.g., "TGIS IS MY FIC!!!!!!! YAY" and "drawings from last year that i still somewhat stand"
- Passion: Shows intense enthusiasm for Napoleonic history, e.g., "HAPPY 248 BIRTHDAY ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! #napotwt"
- Multilingual: Tweets in Spanish, English, and Russian and shares language tools like Memrise and a Russian dictionary, plus the phrase "шесть семь"
- Humor: Posts absurd meme text and jokes, e.g., "HAJAKWJJAJWNJWKS..." and "ILOVEYOUTOOANOn (is this stalin?)"
- Community: Calls for feedback and engages followers, e.g., "what are yalls thoughts on factkin" and "guys. draw me"
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Uses hostile language in debates, e.g., "ugly ass mpreg succubus fanart" and "YOU PEOPLE CANT DO ANYTHING"
- Impulsivity: Posts unfiltered controversial jokes, e.g., "i shopliftrd a singular bon o bon, #criminal" and "no i went to conversion therapy"
- Inconsistency: Content jumps between art, memes, rants, and self‑deprecation, creating a chaotic feed
- Provocativeness: Shares sexual or politically charged material, e.g., "who tops?" and "napoleon intoxicating alexander"
- Negativity: Frequent complaints about the platform and fandom, e.g., "a year of this bullshit" and "YOU PEOPLE CANT DO ANYTHING"
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, rebellious teen who loves to stir up trouble and speak his mind, just like the user’s frequent aggressive and confrontational tweets such as "I love fighting with ppl". The user’s bold, opinionated stance on fandoms (“the napowars fandom is the only fandom capable be worse on tumblr than on twitter”) mirrors Bart’s tendency to challenge the status quo. Their fluid self‑identification and disregard for conventional labels (“bigender agender male female it dont matter perceive me as you must”) reflect Bart’s non‑conformist, "I do what I want" attitude. The user’s constant posting of random memes, fanfic ideas, and chaotic bursts of content (“this is objectively correct #hetalia”, "HAPPY 248 BIRTHDAY ALEXANDER!!!!") echo Bart’s spontaneous, meme‑like catchphrases and love for chaotic pranks. Overall, the combination of rebelliousness, provocation, and a love for chaotic fandom culture aligns best with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user’s frequent, outward‑facing posts like "hey guys" and "YOU PEOPLE CANT DO ANYTHING" show an extraverted style, and the many emotional statements such as "I love fighting with ppl" and "trying to be better by leaving" reveal a feeling orientation. Their fascination with abstract, speculative topics – e.g., "what are yalls thoughts on factkin (fictionkin for real ppl)" and the metaphorical bio "the wheels on the tank go round and round" – points to a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. While they occasionally deliver logical corrections ("IN 1791 NAPOLEON WAS STILL A CORPORAL … LEARN HISTORY"), the overall tone stays value‑driven, confirming the Feeling side. The stream of spontaneous memes, drawings, and updates like "memes i made in late 2023 early 2024" and "I’m on a break from school so I’ll be drawing more" reflects a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle. These combined traits align best with an ENFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a Napoleonic‑Alexander fanfic, the plot twist would be me falling for you faster than Napoleon’s cavalry.
- Your bio says the wheels on the tank go round and round—mind if I hop aboard and let our conversation fire the artillery of sparks?
- You said birch trees are a symbol of your love; let’s plant one together and watch our romance grow tall and sturdy.
- Шесть семь could be the time we meet for a Russian tea‑party, where I’ll whisper “я хочу провести с тобой время” (I want to spend time with you).
- Your cake looks delicious—let me be the extra frosting that makes every bite of life sweeter for both of us.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cuban-born, multilingual meme curator & history nerd. I draw, write fanfic, and once got a train ticket for a tank. #Napoleon #Hetalia– @goddammitjosef
Your signature cocktail
Hetalia Hybrid Highball
The Hetalia Hybrid Highball is a chaotic, gender‑fluid concoction that mirrors @goddammitjosef’s eclectic online persona. It blends Cuban aged rum, French cognac, Russian vodka, Italian Aperol, and a dash of absinthe, each reflecting a facet of their identity and interests. The rum nods to their Cuban roots and love for "cuban culture is stil celebrated," while the vodka honors their multilingual "esp/eng/rus" vibe and Russian language practice ("memrise, russian dictionary, yandex translate"). The cognac and Aperol reference their obsession with Napoleonic and Hetalia fandoms ("this is objectively correct #hetalia", "the napowars fandom is the only fandom capable of being worse on tumblr") and the "HETROSEXUAL fanfic (josephine/napoleon)". A splash of absinthe adds the chaotic, meme‑filled energy of their posts like "the wheels on the tank go round and round" and "bigender agender male female it dont matter perceive me as you must", making the drink as unpredictable and vibrant as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user repeatedly displays bold, confrontational statements, such as "I love fighting with ppl" and the defiant proclamation "IN 1791 NAPOLEON WAS STILL A CORPORAL HE HAD NO POSITION IN THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT IF UR GONNA BE AN ALT RIGHT LOSER ATLEAST LEARN HISTORY", which show a willingness to speak out and challenge others—a hallmark of Gryffindor bravery. They also show a daring willingness to push controversial topics, for instance posting "HITLER IS DEAD HITLER DIED" and proposing a "HETROSEXUAL fanfic (josephine/napoleon)", indicating fearless creativity. While they occasionally share learning resources, the dominant pattern is boldness, nerve, and a readiness to defend their viewpoints, aligning most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
The user’s timeline is a chaotic, fast‑moving ride full of historical debates, gender‑fluid identity, and meme‑filled bursts, which mirrors the frantic energy of Ozzy Osbourne’s "Crazy Train." They even liken themselves to a locomotive: "i never thought id see myself as a train, i love it ty anon, enamored by this" (tweet), echoing the song’s iconic line "All aboard! All aboard! Crazy train." Their self‑described "the wheels on the tank go round and round" (tweet) captures the relentless, looping motion of a train on tracks, just like the song’s relentless riff. The rebellious, confrontational tone ("I love fighting with ppl" – tweet) fits the song’s defiant spirit of "crazy" and "going nowhere but forward." Even their historical tirades ("IN 1791 NAPOLEON WAS STILL A CORPORAL HE HAD NO POSITION IN THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT IF UR GONNA BE AN ALT RIGHT LOSER ATLEAST LEARN HISTORY" – tweet) illustrate a mind racing through time, much like the song’s rapid, unhinged tempo.
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