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Your Simpsons character
Godfrey's chaotic humor and penchant for bizarre scenarios make him a great match for Homer Simpson. Like Homer, he finds joy in absurdity, as seen in 'wrapping my dick and balls in tin foil before I leave the house just in case.' His tweet 'putting dishsoap in the fridge to keep myself guessing' mirrors Homer’s unpredictable antics. Both have a knack for blending chaos with oddly insightful moments.

Your MBTI personality Type
Godfrey's introspective and analytical nature aligns with INTP traits. His philosophical musings, like 'in regards to petty crime... people would behave better if we didn't make them live in hell,' showcase his logical yet idealistic thinking. His chaotic humor, as seen in 'putting dishsoap in the fridge to keep myself guessing,' reflects the INTP's love for unconventional ideas. He thrives on curiosity and skepticism, fitting the INTP profile.

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Absurdist from Ontario | Painting huge, green asses & dismantling the Tower of Babel | Lover of goatmen, conspiracy jokes, and surreal chaos | Guardian angel: praying mantis | DM for existential vibes.– @godfrey_von

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The 'Chaos Mule' captures Godfrey’s surreal and chaotic personality. Vodka and ginger beer form the classic mule base, while absinthe adds a mystical, chaotic twist, fitting his tweet 'my guardian angel is a giant praying mantis.' Edible glitter reflects his absurd humor, such as 'wrapping my dick and balls in tin foil before I leave the house just in case.'

Your Hogwarts House
Godfrey's intellectual curiosity and love for the surreal align well with Ravenclaw's values. His tweet '1/3rd of magic is standing in the right spot' showcases his philosophical and mystical side. His humor, as seen in 'the tower of babel was an inside job,' reflects a creative, outside-the-box thinker. While he has a chaotic streak, it's fueled by a deep curiosity about the world, fitting the Ravenclaw archetype.

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This song's surreal lyrics and existential themes resonate with Godfrey's worldview. His tweet 'believe it or not the world is actually spiraling into control' mirrors the song's mix of chaos and introspection. The blend of absurdity and depth in 'wrapping my dick and balls in tin foil before I leave the house just in case' aligns with the song's tone. It's a fitting anthem for his chaotic yet thoughtful personality.

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