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Your Simpsons character
They come off as sharp, opinionated, and socially aware in a very Lisa-like way, frequently calling out bigotry and political cruelty, like when they say “TikTok feminists are weirdly transphobic… you’re just a bigot” and point out that “The context is ice detaining a 5 year old btw”. Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and adolescent frustration fits with their willingness to drag people and media, whether it’s fandom mess (“I’m so glad I distanced myself from the crk fandom what the FUCK is happening”) or tone-deaf posts (“This feels tone deaf I’m sorry”). At the same time, they’re very online, niche-obsessed, and nerdy in their media tastes, gushing about games and shows like Persona, Rocky Horror, and gacha titles (“P5X is proof that most persona fans are larpers…”, “people will genuinely hear the intro to sweet transvestite and have the audacity to say that the movie is bad”), which mirrors Lisa’s intense fixation on her interests. Their self-reflective musing like “the true you doesn’t exist anymore because your life experience shapes you as a person” also feels very Lisa: introspective, philosophical, and a bit existential for their age. Overall, they combine activist edge, emotional intensity, and nerdy specificity in a way that aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson rather than the more chaotic Bart or checked-out Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly share reactions and hot takes with a clear desire for interaction and audience, e.g. celebrating school cancellation with, “hi guys school got cancelled AGAIN!!! so ill be showing my absolutely CRACKED rivals skills” and openly asking followers for input, “Guys do I play lor persona q continue my thh replay or kms”. Their focus leans heavily toward Intuition: they enjoy abstract and conceptual thinking such as, “Lowkey #thinking about how the true you doesn’t exist anymore because your life experience shapes you as a person. The purest form of yourself can’t exist anymore because you’ve gone through life”, and they jump between fandoms, ideas, and hypotheticals rather than concrete detail or routine. They come off as strongly Feeling-oriented: their judgments are value-based and emotionally charged, calling out perceived bigotry or cruelty, as in “TikTok feminists are weirdly transphobic… you’re just a bigot” and showing moral outrage about issues like immigration, “The context is ice detaining a 5 year old btw”. Their style is clearly Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they move impulsively between games and media (“Is it controversial to say that I’m skipping inazuma sumeru and natlan and heading straight to nod krai”), and their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic commentary instead of planned, orderly threads. Overall, the combination of high social energy, rapid-fire interests, emotionally charged values, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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Texas student, media nerd, and JRPG enjoyer. Once watched Rocky Horror for ‘research’ and ended up writing a 3-page rant instead of my homework.– @godsofcity

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little bit unhinged—just like someone who proudly announces “sunny videoslop out now” and then immediately starts cooking up edits with “Ive got the sauce and im cooking up this recipe”. The yuzu-infused gin nods to their love of Japanese games and media, from Persona and P5X to their insistence that “hi3 exists (and is better)”. Matcha honey syrup brings a mellow sweetness over time, echoing how their more thoughtful side surfaces when they muse that “the true you doesn’t exist anymore because your life experience shapes you as a person”. Spicy ginger beer captures the bite of their timeline, where they’ll say things like “TikTok feminists are weirdly transphobic… you’re just a bigot” or “I actually ended them #lastword” without flinching. A dash of blue curaçao gives it gamer-core neon chaos for the kid whose school gets cancelled so they can show their “absolutely CRACKED rivals skills,” while the cotton-candy soda mist on top is pure campy theatre kid energy befitting someone who reverently quotes Rocky Horror with “people will genuinely hear the intro to sweet transvestite and have the audacity to say that the movie is bad”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is blunt, confrontational bravery rather than quiet study, loyalty, or calculated ambition. They repeatedly call out bigotry and hypocrisy very directly, e.g. criticizing transphobic "TikTok feminists" in “TikTok feminists are weirdly transphobic like how do you claim to be supporting women while claiming trans women are men wearing dresses…” and condemning ICE detaining a child in “The context is ice detaining a 5 year old btw”. That willingness to wade into conflict and say what they think, even harshly, shows the impulsive, justice-focused edge typical of Gryffindor. They also show a taste for drama and hyperbolic stakes in posts like “guess this animal and i will kill myself” and “I actually ended them #lastword”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for theatrics more than Ravenclaw’s restraint or Slytherin’s calculated self-preservation. While they can be thoughtful (e.g. musing in “Lowkey #thinking about how the true you doesn’t exist anymore because your life experience shapes you as a person.”), the dominant pattern is outspoken moral stance and impulsive calling-out, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for them is “Sweet Transvestite” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. They reference Rocky Horror multiple times and clearly love its campy, gender-playful energy, like when they say “people will genuinely hear the intro to sweet transvestite and have the audacity to say that the movie is bad”, and when they urgently need the 2016 version: “if power goes out I need rocky horror 2016”. Their bio’s multi-pronoun identity and line like “spiritually a woman” align with the song’s themes of gender nonconformity and fluid presentation. The dramatic, theatrical attitude of the song also fits their posting style, from hyperbolic fandom takes like “sunny videoslop out now” to their playful, over-the-top reactions such as “THEY SHOW HIS ASS HELLO???”. Overall, Sweet Transvestite captures their mix of queer identity, camp sensibility, and love of cult media.

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