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Your Simpsons character
Homer is the best match because of the blend of family devotion, grill/barbecue enthusiasm, blunt one‑liners, and occasional obliviousness to tech/social nuance. GodzillaBort tweets about BBQ, camping, kids on a road trip, and urgent parenting commands ('YOU HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW!'), which mirror Homer’s family‑first, loud, and slightly chaotic energy — not the brilliant moral certainty of Ned Flanders nor the scheming of Mr. Burns, but the loud, lovable, occasionally petulant everyman.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ fits: his extraversion shows in commanding, public posts like 'EVERYONE LOG OFF AND GO TO BED! YOU HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW!' and frequent engagement with platform disputes; sensing is evident in his focus on concrete, practical annoyances (UX/Login button vs 'Request for Quote', the salsa/garlic gripe); thinking appears in his blunt criticism of ideological opponents ('my entire timeline is full of Leftists slandering Charlie Kirk'); and judging shows through his desire for order and known routines (church, camping schedules, impatience with missing Halloween costume parts). These patterns — practical, social, decisive, and traditional — point to ESTJ.

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Family-first, BBQ-loving American. Faith, pets (meet 'The Lion'), Halloween panics & social‑media gripes. SaaS skeptic, meme sharer, and unapologetically tribal — 'I wouldn't trade the worst of ours for the best of yours.'– @GodzillaBort

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This smoky, straightforward bourbon cocktail channels his love of BBQ, camping, and no‑nonsense American flavor — the cola tip winks at the soda picnic mishap and the smoked bitters echo 'barbecued meat twitter.' It's bold, slightly old‑school, and warm — like a man who panics over Halloween costumes but stands firm about his beliefs and his pet 'The Lion.'

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Gryffindor fits because he’s outspoken, bold, and unafraid to call out what he dislikes — he shouts orders like 'EVERYONE LOG OFF AND GO TO BED! YOU HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW!' and publicly challenges left‑leaning voices ('my entire timeline is full of Leftists slandering Charlie Kirk'). Those are Gryffindor tendencies: vocal courage and a readiness to take the stand for one’s beliefs. He isn’t quiet or cunning in private; he posts directly and emotionally, which maps to Gryffindor bravado rather than Ravenclaw deliberation or Hufflepuff quiet loyalty.

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This anthem captures the blunt, patriotic core and working‑class, small‑town American energy he projects (and his loud 'USA! USA!...' location). The singalong, proud, slightly ironic tone matches his simultaneous affection and critique of the country — he defends 'ours' loudly while poking at national life (church, BBQ, family mishaps).

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