Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, politically incorrect, and constantly stirring trouble for fun. Their timeline is full of gleeful instigation and insults like “2 horrible people fighting you love to see it” and “2 fatasses fighting in the replies”, which fits Bart’s love of chaos and mockery. They mix edgy humor with brash political takes, for example “The 'left': bombs and kills innocent women men and children in Syria, Yemen, Libya The right:invades rapes and pillages Iraq and Afghanistan So yes actually both sides are bad idiot”, echoing Bart’s cynicism toward all authority. Their bio disclaimer “follow/reply≠endorsment” and posts like “I HATE MY COUNTRY AND IT'S PEOPLE” show a rebellious, contrarian streak rather than thoughtful moralism (which would be more Lisa-like). Even when they share personal info, it’s framed in a playful, self-mythologizing way, like the profile card “⚝ age: 17 in 2 months … fav game: yume nikki”, matching Bart’s adolescent, jokey self-presentation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly engage others in replies, arguments, and jokes, often centering themselves in discourse, e.g. “Wow there sure is a lot of leftists who hate me for some odd reason” and “I Got bullied in the replies”, which suggests energy from interaction and public back‑and‑forth. Their interests and humor are heavily Intuitive (N): they jump between abstract politics, history, ideology and memes, such as “secterian politics in iraq r exactly like this because its always sunnis saying how shiites are shroogis… we wuz mesapotamians we wuz sumerians” and the worldbuilding-style “Build your ideal society: Gov 🇪🇬 Econ 🇸🇸 Infrastructure 🇮🇶…”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt, critical, and prioritize argument over harmony, as in “Are you fucking serious? The people especially in the uae and Qatar are literally treated like slaves there” and “Muh religion disrespect is a bigger crime than raping children Why are we as humans not calling out criminalizing people like you”. They appear clearly Perceiving (P) rather than structured: their feed is chaotic, spontaneous, and reactive to whatever shows up in their timeline—jumping from anime and games to obscure geopolitics to historical takes—e.g. “My favorite regimes of the 20th century…” right next to impulsive meme posts like “Amazing stuff I find on TikTok man what is this”. The combination of debate‑oriented extroversion, abstract political and historical play, confrontational logic, and improvisational posting style fits ENTP best: a provocative, argumentative, idea‑driven type who enjoys conflict, irony, and testing people’s beliefs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Yugoslavia is your Charlie Kirk — if you ever want a weirdly specific obsession in your life again, I volunteer as your new non-aligned republic.
- You listed Qassim’s Iraq, Mossadegh’s Iran, Maoist China AND Tito’s Yugoslavia as your favorite regimes — clearly you’ve got complex taste in states. How do I apply to be your next problematic fave?
- You hate your country, its people, and its education system giving 101%… so let me offer you a simple alternative: 1 (you) + 1 (me) = the only grade that actually makes sense.
- You’re out here arguing about Basra Gulf, sectarian politics, and calling everyone ‘two cheeks of the same ass’ — but statistically speaking, the only ass I want to be associated with is the one I’m trying to impress right now.
- You said the Iraqi Communist Party flag fumbled the bag because Iraq is the birthplace of farming and industry — maybe we can fix that by designing a new symbol together: two tired Arabs, one lasagna, and a shared hatred of fascists.
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Iraqi teen from the circular city, ranting about history, politics & maps. Once lost $100 in a phone scam and gained a lifetime of trust issues.– @gohantweaking
Your signature cocktail
The Basra Gulf Schizo-Sling
This drink is sharp, loud, and a little unhinged, just like a timeline where you can tweet “I HATE MY COUNTRY AND IT'S PEOPLE” and then immediately gush about “My favorite regimes of the 20th century”. The Iraqi date arak grounds it in their 🇮🇶 identity and self-declared nationalism, as in “Yup that's it im an Iraqi nationalist now LET ME HIT NIGGA”. Black tea concentrate reflects their constant political overthinking and historical deep dives like wondering, “Would Iraq transform into uruk and worship shamash if qassim continued to rule Iraq?”. Pomegranate molasses adds a dark sweetness for the moments of sincerity and affection, such as hyping friends with “LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND MADEEEEE”. The chili/pepper tincture is for the sheer aggression in posts like “Shut the fuck up” and “When someone's making a good point but they are a Syrian so they lowkey need to shut the fuck up”. Finally, the lemon over cracked ice cuts through the heaviness with a sharp, petty freshness, perfect for someone who can describe politics as “2 cheeks of the same ass” and still laugh about it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is highly confrontational, blunt, and focused on power dynamics, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, survival-oriented edge more than any other house. They repeatedly frame politics as a clash of regimes and factions and relish in enemies fighting each other, e.g. “2 horrible people fighting you love to see it” and “2 of the worst people fightiing”, which shows a cynical, strategic view of conflict rather than a moralistic Gryffindor one. Their political takes are often about which regimes they ‘rate’ and admire in terms of strength or historical impact, such as ranking their “favorite regimes” in “My favorite regimes of the 20th century…”, suggesting a fascination with power and realpolitik. They can be ruthless and cutting toward groups they dislike, calling others “fake lions” in “Niggas be fake lions” and mocking different diasporas or sects, which aligns with Slytherin’s tendency toward harsh judgment and in-group/out-group thinking. While there is some analytical curiosity (e.g. detailed thoughts on Iraqi politics and history in tweets like “secterian politics in iraq r exactly like this…”), the dominant tone is combative, status-aware, and oriented around power, contempt, and strategic cynicism—classic Slytherin traits rather than the idealism of Gryffindor or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
American Idiot - Green Day
A song that channels raw political frustration and disgust with hypocrisy fits them well, and American Idiot captures that chaotic, cynical energy. They constantly rant about regimes and leaders, e.g. calling two sides of a conflict “2 cheeks of the same ass” and saying of world powers, “So yes actually both sides are bad idiot”. Their timeline is full of anger at states and elites, like “Holy fuck rich people are so fucking tone deaf” and “True maosim is when you bomb Yemeni children and hospitals”, mirroring the song’s anti-establishment sentiment. They also show disillusionment with their own society, writing “I HATE MY COUNTRY AND IT'S PEOPLE” and mocking sectarian politics as “exactly like this”, which fits the song’s critique of a rotten political culture. The mix of dark humor, shitposting, and genuine rage—like “First 9th world country” and “May he rot in hell”—aligns with Green Day’s blend of sarcasm and fury in American Idiot. Overall, their online persona is that of someone watching global and local politics burn and responding with loud, messy, unapologetic contempt, just like the song’s narrator.
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