Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love and longing for partner, e.g. “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” and “que saudade do meu amor meu deuuuuussssss”.
- Loyal: Shows strong, persistent attachment to loved ones even when apart, as in “quando eu sei que meu amor já seguiu em frente e eu deveria fazer o mesmo mas tudo o que eu consigo pensar é nos olhinhos fofos dele”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and sarcasm about daily struggles, like “oi moço nao eu nao estou interessada em um apartamento de 500 mil” and joking about selling friends in “estou vendendo meus amigos”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with fandom and friends, asking for help and sharing info such as “mds alguém sabe dizer se a army bomb conectou no app do weverse…” and planning to stay at a friend’s house in “vou ficar uma semana na casa dela pro show do bts”.
- Emotionally‑expressive: Openly shares feelings—love, frustration, anxiety—like “é incrível como NUNCA é suficiente” and “faz nem um dia e eu ja to com saudade do meu amor mds DEVOLVAM O MEU HOMEMMMMM”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional‑dependency: Relies heavily on partner’s presence for well‑being, shown by repeated longing tweets such as “I MISS MY MAN I MISS MY MAN…” and “to sem a minha soso e sem o meu amor”.
- Negative‑self‑talk: Frames situations harshly toward self and surroundings, e.g. “ai que saco tem academia amanha ai que bosta ai que odio” and “eu sabendo que se eu não conseguir ingresso… estarei indo pro japao” in a stressed tone.
- Impulsive‑spending: Frequently talks about making big purchases despite worry, like “eu toda chique no banco… pensando em fazer uma dívida grande”, overpriced cosmetics in “paguei quase 200 reais num óleo de cabelo… a sephora me roubando”, and costly imports in “pra importar são dois rins”.
- Conflict‑reactive: Responds to annoyances with aggressive language, like “cambista tem muito é que se foder”, “vou esculachar essa mulher no e mail”, and “nossa vai se foder?”.
- Anxiety‑prone: Often anticipates worst outcomes and heightened stress, such as worry about tickets in “só de pensar na dificuldade pra comprar esse ingresso ja ta me dando dor de barriga” and body/appearance fears in “MEU DEUS E SE MEU CILIOS CAIR”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotional, idealistic, and intensely passionate about the things she loves. They are deeply devoted to BTS and their partner in a very earnest way, echoing Lisa’s all‑consuming interests and heartfelt attachments, as seen in tweets like “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” and “eu sacrifico a alma do trump e do bolsonaro por um ingresso pro show do bts”. Like Lisa, they balance romanticism with frustration at an unfair world, complaining about scalpers and banks in tweets such as “cambista tem muito é que se foder” and “nubank pelo amor de deus.....”. Their introspective, slightly dramatic longing and overthinking—shown in “quando eu sei que meu amor já seguiu em frente e eu deveria fazer o mesmo mas tudo o que eu consigo pensar é nos olhinhos fofos dele”—also fits Lisa’s tendency to feel deeply and analyze her emotions. Even their mix of studious planning (worrying about presale, memberships and payments) and artistic/romantic flair in music and makeup aligns strongly with Lisa’s blend of intellect and sensitivity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about friends, parties, and social chaos, e.g. being stuck at a birthday with strangers but still present and engaged in the situation: “to em um aniversário com gente que eu nem conheço e nem posso ir embora porque é outra cidade que sacooooo”, and they frequently tag and tease friends: “eu sem sono indo atormentar a vida do @thvk1n pq amigo é pra isso mesmo”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they spiral about future possibilities (BTS tour, marriage, moving countries) rather than concrete details, as in “eu sabendo que se eu não conseguir ingresso pro show no brasil, estarei indo pro japao” and the dramatic "manifesting" of outcomes: “vou começar a manifestar que vou no show do bts”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions and relationships over logic: they gush about their partner – “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” and “faz nem um dia e eu ja to com saudade do meu amor mds DEVOLVAM O MEU HOMEMMMMM” – and react to issues with emotional language rather than rational analysis: “cambista tem muito é que se foder”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels spontaneous and a bit chaotic (oversleeping, last‑minute worries, impulse financial decisions), such as “perdi a hora pra academia perdi a hora pra vir trabalhar” and joking about big debts: “eu toda chique no banco, coitados nem sabem que eu to aqui pensando em fazer uma dívida grande”. Their romantic idealism, intense fandom energy, future‑oriented daydreaming about BTS and relationships, and socially expressive style fit ENFP very well.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying ‘teamwork makes the dream work’ — so when are we teaming up to make “BTS in October + you finally getting your ticket + me holding your hand while you scream over your man” happen?
- You’re missing your man, your soso, and stressing over BTS tickets… lucky for you I come with Weverse tech support, queue line snacks, and a hug every time you say “VOU PASSAR MAL.”
- You sacrificed Trump AND Bolsonaro for a BTS ticket, threatened Nubank for a limit, and almost made a consórcio… can I apply to be the slightly cheaper option that still makes your heart race?
- You listening to the audio of your love singing ‘our song’ every 15 minutes, re-reading messages, missing the little moles above his eyes… if you ever want someone who’ll look at you with that same obsession, I volunteer as tribute.
- You’re out here wondering if he’d wear Howl and Sophie’s rings with you and manifesting that he’ll marry you… plot twist: what if destiny misdelivered those rings and they’re actually supposed to be ours?
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Your new Twitter bio
BTS enthusiast, skincare tester & ticket-waitlist survivor. Once paid 200R$ for hair oil I later found for 60R$, still budgeting for the next tour.– @goldenversejk
Your signature cocktail
Magic Shop Longing Fizz
The Magic Shop Longing Fizz is bright, dramatic, and a little chaotic—just like someone manifesting BTS tickets while missing their man every five minutes. Passion fruit soju stands in for their intense, slightly unhinged romance energy and BTS devotion, from “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” to “ele ainda vai casar comigo anotem o que eu to falando”. An espresso shot captures their exhausted yet relentless grind—complaining about the gym in “ai que saco tem academia amanha ai que bosta ai que odio” while surviving work in “eu trabalhando”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sweet-but-bitter fizz for the mix of jealousy, rants, and dramatic irritation seen in “nossa vai se foder?” and “vou esculachar essa mulher no e mail”. Lavender syrup represents the soft, romantic, slightly dreamy side that listens to their love singing in “escutando o áudio do meu amor cantando nossa musica pra matar a saudade” and cries over missing him in “I MISS MY MAN I MISS MY MAN I MISS MY MAN”. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their magic shop / ARMY identity, manifesting tours and memberships like in “vou começar a manifestar que vou no show do bts” and “tomara que tenha venda antecipada pra quem tem membership”, because this drink has to sparkle as hard as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong loyalty and devotion to the people they love, repeatedly talking about missing and cherishing "meu amor" and "meu homem" in tweets like “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” and “faz nem um dia e eu ja to com saudade do meu amor mds DEVOLVAM O MEU HOMEMMMMM”. Their affection extends to friends as well, jokingly "selling" them but tagging them all, which signals a close-knit, loyal circle: “estou vendendo meus amigos para quem estiver interessado: @thvk1n @minnniecraft @yoongstans @cwraline”. They also show a steady, determined attitude about working and saving for what they want, especially the BTS concert, as in “não me importa quanto eu vou gastar pra ir em um show do bts, só quero saber em quantas vezes parcela no cartão” and “eu toda chique no banco, coitados nem sabem que eu to aqui pensando em fazer uma dívida grande”. Even their irritation tends to be about fairness and people taking advantage, such as “cambista tem muito é que se foder” and “paguei quase 200 reais num óleo de cabelo da brae, fui ver o preço na amazon agora e ta 60???? a sephora me roubando”, which points to a strong sense of justice rather than self-serving cunning. Overall, their warmth, emotional openness, protectiveness of loved ones, and willingness to work and sacrifice for experiences with them aligns most closely with Hufflepuff values.
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Save Your Tears (Remix) - The Weeknd & Ariana Grande
The best fit is “Save Your Tears (Remix)” because they literally quote it in a romantic, comforting context: “As long as I'm with you, I've got a smile on my face Save your tears, it'll okay”, tying the song to their own feelings. Their timeline is full of intense longing for someone they love, like “ele >>>É<<< o amor da minha vida” and “faz nem um dia e eu ja to com saudade do meu amor mds DEVOLVAM O MEU HOMEMMMMM”, which echoes the song’s theme of missing someone and emotional vulnerability. Even when they acknowledge needing to move on, as in “quando eu sei que meu amor já seguiu em frente e eu deveria fazer o mesmo mas tudo o que eu consigo pensar é nos olhinhos fofos dele”, it fits the bittersweet regret and yearning present in the lyrics. The comforting tone of “it’ll be okay” in the song also mirrors their tendency to romanticize and reassure themselves about love despite the difficulties. Overall, their dramatic, heart-on-sleeve personality and focus on love and longing make this track an especially apt anthem for them.
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