Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constantly expresses strong enthusiasm for Mel, Viktor, and ships like melvik/skyvik, e.g. “What the fucking kind of account is this? This is a Meltwt Melvik Shipper Account. He ships melvik”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and self-aware memes, like “U Guys would NEVER believe What im doing Rn… (placing blocks & shit cuz im in fucking Minecraft)” and “Guy who has never heard of vaginas”.
- Creative editor: Frequently mentions making edits and layouts, e.g. “anytime i edit anything arcane it HAS to include melvik” and “new layout does it look ok”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with oomfs, asks for input, and shares fandom activities, like “Hi oomfs” and “Does anyone have good Sky Young scene packs Plz Help #Help…”.
- Self-reflective: Openly analyzes own habits and reactions, e.g. “Encountering an online acquaintance in a random place (post) is extremely Startling and lowk makes me feel like a stalker But also cool” and noticing typo issues in “Professor Name”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic procrastination: Repeatedly mentions leaving work until the last minute, like “Final paper due tomorrow . Haven’t started it” and “just finish my essay (due in 9 minutes)”.
- Academic carelessness: Turns in assignments with obvious mistakes, such as “left the placeholder ‘professor name’ as Professor Name… Still got full credit tho”.
- Easily frustrated: Expresses intense annoyance with fandom and school, e.g. “Arcane fandom die now” and “FUCK CALCULUS”.
- Overfixated shipping: Focus on specific ships overtakes other activities, like “anytime i edit anything arcane it HAS to include melvik… My sky edit is turned into a skyvik edit” and needing to “make this abt melvik” in bio.
- Follower-sensitive: Shows discouragement about small follower changes, e.g. “lost 4 followers in like 3 days Guys what happened ..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: intensely online and expressive, but also clearly studious and self-aware. Like Lisa cramming for assignments yet overachieving, they talk about finishing an essay 9 minutes before it’s due and going 400 words over the minimum while calling it trash in “Ok I really Need to Stop procrastinating Bcuz why did i Just finish my essay (due in 9 minutes) & it’s 400 words over the minimum”, and freaking out about leaving “Professor Name” in a submitted paper in “Yo i just realized i turned in an essay & left the placeholder ‘professor name’ as Professor Name”. Their passionate, almost scholarly fixation on specific media (Arcane, Mel/Melvik, Iris West Allen) and strong moral stances about fandom ethics in tweets like “Please be serious oh my god bro Imagining them as non consensual is better than just SKIPPING THEM?? HELLOOOO????” and “Wow They graduated from using Mel to uplift jayvik and saying she’s actually just sapphic To using an Actual canon lesbian to uplift their ship ! 🤍 Arcane fandom die now” echo Lisa’s combination of idealism and indignation. They also show Lisa-like introspection and love of distinct “vibes” and aesthetics in “I loooove when people have Distinct Vibes…. especially online Like not to be weird But i love when I can Imagine oomfs as a pinterest board” and their elaborate pink Mel layouts such as “Trying to find a way to shove Melvik art Into my strawpage But i can’t find anything that matches …😭😭😭”. Even their anti-AI quip “that’s probably what dumbasses that use chatgpt think So i lock in #KillAI” feels like Lisa’s principled, sometimes dramatic activism channeled through a very online, fandom-centered personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most of their joy comes from solitary, immersive fandom and gaming rather than large social scenes, e.g. craving time alone to edit and play Minecraft instead of attending events: “Wanna be home editing skyvik n playing minecraft But I Got a basketball game to attend bru Save me” and repeatedly tweeting about wanting to be in Minecraft: “I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT SO BAD”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition (N), with focus on vibes, concepts, and fictional dynamics rather than concrete details, like describing people as aesthetic moodboards: “i loooove when people have Distinct Vibes…. especially online Like not to be weird But i love when I can Imagine oomfs as a pinterest board” and obsessively conceptualizing ships and character archetypes: “What the fucking kind of account is this? This is a Meltwt Melvik Shipper Account. He ships melvik”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic, reacting strongly to what feels right or wrong in fandom, using moral/emotional language: “Please be serious oh my god bro Imagining them as non consensual is better than just SKIPPING THEM?? HELLOOOO???? … You guys piss me off so much”, and expressing affection and soft emotions toward characters: “You’re so freaking cute I Think i could get used to You u u Got me like AwAw (aww) Aw”. Their relationship with structure and time is very Perceiving (P): they procrastinate, improvise, and joke about last-minute work instead of rigid planning, as seen in “Ok I really Need to Stop procrastinating Bcuz why did i Just finish my essay (due in 9 minutes) & it’s 400 words over the minimum (? Good?? Maybe?? …)” and “Final paper due tomorrow . Haven’t started it”. Taken together—the introspective, imaginative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and spontaneous, deadline-chasing lifestyle—these traits align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your account is officially a Meltwt Melvik Shipper Account, how do I apply to be your personal canon side ship? I promise I’ll hype your pink Mel edits harder than you hype Sky Young scene packs.
- You keep saying you’re ‘placing blocks & shit cuz you’re in fucking Minecraft’—wanna start a world together so we can build a pink Mel palace and a little Viktor lab, then log off and watch Bridgerton S2 while we shit-talk Anthony Bridgerton?
- You wrote an essay 400 words over the minimum, turned in one with ‘Professor Name,’ AND still got full credit… as an academic, I’d like to formally cite you as the main source of my feelings. MLA format: ‘Jason ❤︎’s Mel, 2026, “You are the Youngest Person Ever.”’
- You’re out here begging the universe for more pink Mel/Melvik art, rating strawpage themes, and suffering through calculus—let me take something off your plate: I’ll be the one thing in your life that’s perfectly on-theme, zero homework, 100% soft pink boyfriend energy.
- You said ‘Vanilla Tobacco by Eloise is sooo Melvik’—hear me out: first date where we listen to it on loop, you rant about arcane fandom drama, I nod like Viktor Nation’s most devoted citizen, and by the end we’ve turned Jason Talis into canon.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student, editor & unapologetic Arcane theorist. Once submitted an essay with “Professor Name” still in the header and somehow got 100%.– @golderfleece
Your signature cocktail
Pink Melvik Critical Hit
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and extremely pink, just like their layout obsession and eternal quest for more art: “i’m so desperate for more pink mel art rn” and “pink Mel pfp Everywhere i love mel in pink😢😊😊💗”. Strawberry vodka makes it punchy and a little unhinged, capturing the way they spiral about Minecraft and editing: “I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT SO BAD” and “anytime i edit anything arcane it HAS to include melvik Fuck”. Rose liqueur is pure Mel Medarda worship and romance-core, echoing “#MELMEDARDA ,, heartbeat, my heartbeat” and their belief that “#TrueRomance Starts with Hate”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade keeps it sharp and fizzy, matching their sudden bursts of capslock energy like “FUCK CALCULUS” and “What the fucking kind of account is this? This is a Meltwt Melvik Shipper Account.”. A splash of coffee liqueur nods to late-night essays and procrastination chaos: “Final paper due tomorrow . Haven’t started it” and “why did i Just finish my essay (due in 9 minutes)”. Finally, a cotton candy cloud garnish dissolves dramatically into the drink, representing their soft, dreamy, fandom-core side who says “I loooove when people have Distinct Vibes…. especially online” and turns everything into a Pinterest board in their head.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows strong Ravenclaw traits: they’re highly creative and intellectually engaged with their interests. They obsess over editing and aesthetics, like when they say their sky edit turned into a skyvik edit because they "CAN'T NOT THINK OF HIM" and when they spend time tweaking layouts and strawpage themes, e.g. "making new PINK (ish) strWpGe WHo CHEERED!" and asking people to "rate strawpage Plz." There’s a strong love of learning and academia, even if they procrastinate: they pull off essays last-minute and still get high marks, as in "Just realized my Cat and oomf share a Name" and especially when they note a teacher graded super fast but still gave them "100% Yay." Their frustration with careless thinking and fandom discourse has an analytical edge, like when they dissect people’s ranking behavior and complain "THERES A REMOVE BUTTON?? You guys piss me off so much." Even their humor is wordy and meta—joking about ChatGPT users with "that’s probably what dumbasses that use chatgpt think So i lock in #KillAI" and enjoying specific language choices like "GOD FORBID i’m a fan of the word Huzzah !!." Altogether, the combination of creativity, strong personal aesthetics, academic competence despite procrastination, and critical, word-focused humor fits Ravenclaw better than the other houses.
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22 - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song is “22” by Taylor Swift, because it captures chaotic, excitable young-adult energy, intense fandom, and a slightly unhinged but fun approach to life online. They constantly bounce between school stress and shitposting, like when they say “Ok I really Need to Stop procrastinating Bcuz why did i Just finish my essay (due in 9 minutes)” and “Final paper due tomorrow . Haven’t started it”, which fits the song’s carefree, procrastinating vibe. Their personality is super bright and pink-coded, as seen in “been getting into pink recently” and the obsession with “pink Mel pfp Everywhere i love mel in pink”, matching the song’s glittery, colorful mood. The way they gush about their interests and oomfs, such as “I loooove when people have Distinct Vibes…. especially online” and their endless mel/melvik shrieking, mirrors the song’s theme of loving your friends and living loudly in the moment. Even their self-aware messiness—like “Sometimes i think Why can’t my finals write themselves And then i realize that’s probably what dumbasses that use chatgpt think So i lock in #KillAI”—feels very ‘we’re happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time,’ which is exactly the emotional core of 22.
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