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Like Milhouse, this user exhibits an intense emotional volatility and a desperate yearning for validation, frequently posting about their overwhelming romantic obsessions and fear of abandonment. They often cycle between high-energy devotion and deep self-loathing, much like Milhouse’s dramatic reactions to his unrequited love for Lisa, seen in tweets like “i miss husband” and “fuck my life man im such a disappointment”. The user's relationship with BPD and their tendency to 'split' mirrors Milhouse's fragility and his struggle to handle even minor social triggers, such as when they note, “dont trigger a pwbpd if u dont wanna get 30 msgs in 5 mins”. Ultimately, both the user and Milhouse share a sensitive, often chaotic internal world where they feel like the “emptiness is so cold” when things go wrong.

Your MBTI personality Type
@goldglistening exhibits Introversion through a strong preference for digital solitude and privacy, noting they are “moving accounts... tired of being found”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their deep emotional connection to lyrics and abstract themes, such as the Sleep Token obsession and their bio asking, “will you halt this eclipse in me”. The Feeling preference is dominant, as their feed is a raw display of intense, fluctuating emotions and interpersonal vulnerability, specifically when they describe being “so in love and happy” or struggling with “episodes for no reason”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, often tweeting about immediate impulses like “ripping the bong putting shoes on and leaving the house immediately after”.

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Digital artist and rhythm game enthusiast (Phigros/Phira). When I'm not chasing a new high score, I'm curating the perfect Sleep Token playlist. Business only.– @goldglistening

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This drink is built on a base of Arak to honor their Hebrew-speaking roots and a tweet describing the “stress” of watching an Israeli victory. The smoky mezcal captures the haze of their frequent bong rips and the “cig” that “tastes like air,” while dark blackberry syrup provides a bittersweet edge that reflects their complex family history and the “emptiness” that feels “so cold.” Finally, silver glitter creates a shimmering 'gold glistening' effect, matching their username and the plea to “halt this eclipse in me.” It is a high-energy, experimental spirit designed for someone who feels “insufferable and insane” without their vice but remains deeply devoted to their 'husband'.

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The user demonstrates a strong focus on self-preservation and a selective loyalty to their "inner circle," which is characteristic of Slytherin. Their decision to move accounts to avoid being “found and asked if im still a pedo” showcases a resourceful approach to managing their reputation and privacy. They are unapologetically ambitious about their personal desires and display a sharp, biting wit when defending their viewpoints, such as when they critiqued the “insane” nature of yume shipping or dismissed others' opinions on “faceclaims”. This blend of resourcefulness, self-interest, and a fiercely protective nature over their own narrative aligns most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.

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The user is an intense fan of Sleep Token, frequently praising their coordination and claiming their music as a personal soundtrack, even stating “GETHSEMANE IS IN JERUSALEM SEND TWEET”. Their personality is deeply intertwined with BPD and emotional volatility, mirroring the song's themes of obsession and being trapped by a powerful connection, as seen when they tweet, “i love him chat im so in love Fuck”. The user’s struggle with their identity as a system and their intense romantic yearning, like needing their “hooded warrior”, aligns with the dark, atmospheric devotion found in the track. Ultimately, their bio's plea—“will you halt this eclipse in me .ᐣ”—echoes the desperate, spiritual surrender central to the artist's discography.

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